1 00:00:00,020 --> 00:00:05,020 Movie downloaded from bwtorrents.tv. Posted by DUS. 2 00:02:17,310 --> 00:02:18,430 My smile so bright, 3 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:19,970 Borrowed from the blue skies, 4 00:02:20,060 --> 00:02:21,100 My gaze, a prize, 5 00:02:21,180 --> 00:02:22,720 From your intoxicating eyes. 6 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:25,100 Your waist is slim, like a finger ring, 7 00:02:25,180 --> 00:02:27,470 You take my breath away. 8 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,810 Don't let your veil sway, 9 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:32,810 You take my breath away. 10 00:02:32,930 --> 00:02:34,350 Girl, you made me feels like ?? UNCLEAR 11 00:02:34,430 --> 00:02:36,350 Don't let your veil sway, 12 00:02:36,430 --> 00:02:38,560 You take my breath away. 13 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,810 Baby you made me run like ?? UNCLEAR. 14 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:43,680 Got me in my feels like... 15 00:02:43,810 --> 00:02:46,430 Deep down in my soul, I... 16 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:48,930 Wanna make you all mine. 17 00:02:49,220 --> 00:02:51,060 Wanna make you all mine. 18 00:02:51,180 --> 00:02:53,310 My eyes spill rose water rain, 19 00:02:53,430 --> 00:02:55,810 My curls drive them insane. 20 00:02:55,850 --> 00:02:58,810 I walk around, hunting for that kohl so deep, 21 00:02:58,850 --> 00:03:01,310 Boys search the world for it, just for me. 22 00:03:01,350 --> 00:03:03,930 My hazel eyes cast spells, my feet glow so fair, 23 00:03:03,970 --> 00:03:06,680 Boys don't breathe when I'm not there. 24 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,220 My walk sets the very water on fire, 25 00:03:09,310 --> 00:03:12,310 With the jingle of my anklets, the world I acquire. 26 00:03:12,350 --> 00:03:14,560 You alone have driven everyone crazy. 27 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:16,350 You take my life away. 28 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:17,810 Girl, you made me feels like ?? UNCLEAR 29 00:03:17,850 --> 00:03:19,810 Don't let your veil sway, 30 00:03:19,930 --> 00:03:21,720 You take my breath away. 31 00:03:21,810 --> 00:03:23,310 Baby, you're my lifeline. 32 00:03:23,350 --> 00:03:25,430 Don't let your veil sway, 33 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:27,470 You take my breath away. 34 00:03:34,060 --> 00:03:36,680 You are as delicate as five or seven flowers, 35 00:03:36,810 --> 00:03:39,430 I will love you 5 to 7 times for sure. 36 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:42,180 Be ready at 5 or 7 o'clock, my dear, 37 00:03:42,220 --> 00:03:44,810 We'll be out for 5 to 7 hours, have no fear. 38 00:03:44,930 --> 00:03:47,470 I will get ready by 7 or 8 o'clock, you know, 39 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,180 I will fix my makeup 7 to 8 times for sure. 40 00:03:50,310 --> 00:03:52,970 After 7 or 8 days, you know, 41 00:03:53,060 --> 00:03:55,810 I'll ward off the eye 7 or 8 times for sure. 42 00:03:55,850 --> 00:03:57,930 God save you from evil eye, bae, 43 00:03:57,970 --> 00:04:00,310 You take my breath away. 44 00:04:01,220 --> 00:04:03,560 Don't let your veil sway, 45 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,680 You take my breath away. 46 00:04:05,810 --> 00:04:06,810 Girl, you made me feels like ?? UNCLEAR 47 00:04:06,930 --> 00:04:08,850 Don't let your veil sway, 48 00:04:08,930 --> 00:04:11,930 You take my breath away. 49 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:16,430 You take my breath away. 50 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,810 Baby, you're my lifeline. 51 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:21,930 You take my breath away. 52 00:04:22,060 --> 00:04:23,850 Wanna make you all mine. 53 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:26,600 Man, you burned us! 54 00:04:26,810 --> 00:04:28,310 It's not so easy to burn you. 55 00:04:28,430 --> 00:04:29,850 If you're that scared, stand further away. 56 00:04:29,930 --> 00:04:31,930 Get out of your dreams, she is here. 57 00:04:47,970 --> 00:04:51,220 "It's our wedding night, I'm lifting her veil..." 58 00:04:51,310 --> 00:04:52,680 I haven't even talked to her yet 59 00:04:52,810 --> 00:04:53,970 and you're already going for veil! 60 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:55,720 Is there a tax on thinking? 61 00:04:55,810 --> 00:04:56,970 Think big! 62 00:04:57,180 --> 00:04:58,810 Hey, just go and say it... 63 00:04:58,970 --> 00:05:00,430 "I love you." 64 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:02,310 This is not Bihar, uncle. 65 00:05:02,430 --> 00:05:04,850 Hey, saying this, I hooked up with a girl in Kharar yesterday. 66 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:06,720 Does Kharar fall in Bihar? 67 00:05:06,810 --> 00:05:08,680 They call me Kartara. 68 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,430 They call me Billa! 69 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,220 What does proposing to her have to do with this? 70 00:05:12,310 --> 00:05:14,680 Today this Jatt will make her say yes. 71 00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:18,100 Hello? 72 00:05:18,850 --> 00:05:19,810 Where do you think you are going? 73 00:05:19,850 --> 00:05:21,220 I'll get the other one. 74 00:05:21,310 --> 00:05:23,470 I am also a Jatt. It's not like I'm a Nepali. 75 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:24,720 Sir! 76 00:05:24,810 --> 00:05:26,430 Both of us will be brothers-in-law! 77 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:28,560 Then follow me. 78 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:36,180 Billa! 79 00:05:36,220 --> 00:05:36,930 Yes. 80 00:05:37,060 --> 00:05:39,970 - This salon seems quite "frank" to me. - Agreed. 81 00:05:41,060 --> 00:05:42,180 Excuse me. 82 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:46,220 Boss, this salon is an all-rounder. 83 00:05:46,310 --> 00:05:47,350 Stupid! 84 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:48,470 Sorry, bro. 85 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:49,060 Bro? 86 00:05:49,180 --> 00:05:50,100 I mean, sis. 87 00:05:50,180 --> 00:05:50,810 Sis? 88 00:05:50,930 --> 00:05:53,850 At times like this, one should just say Ji. 89 00:05:53,930 --> 00:05:55,220 You can go, Ji. 90 00:05:56,470 --> 00:05:57,720 May I help you? 91 00:05:58,060 --> 00:05:59,350 Help! 92 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:01,350 - Sat Sri Akal, Ji. (Greetings) - Sat Sri Akal. 93 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:02,930 We also want to 94 00:06:03,220 --> 00:06:04,600 learn this work. 95 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:06,720 It's a 35,000 rupee package. 96 00:06:06,810 --> 00:06:08,060 For two months. 97 00:06:11,810 --> 00:06:13,680 Don't you have a smaller package? 98 00:06:13,810 --> 00:06:14,850 Something that's around 2,000 or 2,500 rupees? 99 00:06:14,930 --> 00:06:17,100 I mean, you can us a "shortcut" to teach us. 100 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:19,180 We are quick learners. 101 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:21,930 Then you can learn from the village barber. 102 00:06:21,970 --> 00:06:24,180 - Why waste money here? - Huh? 103 00:06:25,930 --> 00:06:27,220 Actually, 104 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,560 we are in the mood to waste money. 105 00:06:29,850 --> 00:06:30,810 Right, Billa? 106 00:06:30,850 --> 00:06:33,060 Absolutely right. Will the money go with you after death? 107 00:06:33,100 --> 00:06:34,350 Give it to her. 108 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:36,720 - Give it. - Yes. 109 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:38,560 Give me the receipt. 110 00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:42,180 Nimmo... 111 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:43,470 He's new... 112 00:06:43,850 --> 00:06:45,220 He's a new admission. 113 00:06:45,310 --> 00:06:47,180 - Please take care of him. - Hmm. 114 00:06:50,220 --> 00:06:50,810 Is this fine? 115 00:06:50,930 --> 00:06:51,680 Yes. 116 00:06:59,310 --> 00:07:00,180 Sorry. 117 00:07:02,310 --> 00:07:04,180 Sat Sri Akal, Master! 118 00:07:04,350 --> 00:07:06,180 Master? Have you come to learn Tabla from me? 119 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,430 I don't care whether you teach me Tabla or Dholki, 120 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:10,060 I'll master it completely. 121 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:10,970 Takad-dhummm! 122 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:14,350 The boy's family will say "Yes" to her as soon as she reaches there. 123 00:07:14,430 --> 00:07:15,180 Excuse me? 124 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:16,180 I have two boys. 125 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:17,850 One is 9 years old, one is 12 years old. 126 00:07:17,930 --> 00:07:19,060 Oh, really! 127 00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:22,310 You look so young 128 00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:25,810 Focus on the work, not on the ladies, okay? 129 00:07:29,180 --> 00:07:30,600 Don't stand on my head. 130 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:33,930 I have spent 35,000 rupees. I will stand on your head. 131 00:07:35,430 --> 00:07:36,180 Come again? 132 00:07:36,970 --> 00:07:38,680 I was saying, if I don't stand on your head, 133 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:39,680 how will I learn? 134 00:07:39,810 --> 00:07:41,060 Shouldn't I teach you by holding your finger? 135 00:07:41,100 --> 00:07:43,180 It would be a fantasy come to life. 136 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:45,930 I'd love that, Master. 137 00:07:45,970 --> 00:07:47,180 It'd be perfect. 138 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,560 Cut the nails of her other hand, I will just come. 139 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:50,430 Master, 140 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,680 please stand here, so that nothing goes wrong. 141 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:53,430 What could go wrong? 142 00:07:53,470 --> 00:07:54,930 It's not like I asked you to fix a wire on the transformer. 143 00:07:54,970 --> 00:07:56,100 Haven't you cut nails before? 144 00:07:56,180 --> 00:07:57,810 I never cut them... 145 00:07:59,430 --> 00:08:00,560 I've only eaten them. 146 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:01,850 Ask her, 147 00:08:01,930 --> 00:08:02,810 if she agrees, 148 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:04,180 then I will chew them off with my teeth. 149 00:08:04,220 --> 00:08:05,970 Behave and trim her nails. 150 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:12,430 Sat Sri Akal! 151 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:16,810 Billa will... cut every single nail on your hand. 152 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,180 Focus on what you are doing, please. 153 00:08:18,310 --> 00:08:19,680 I'm so focused... 154 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:20,430 Sorry. 155 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:21,850 I'm so focused that 156 00:08:21,930 --> 00:08:23,560 people will come here and start asking: 157 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,930 "Where is Billa? Where is Billa?" 158 00:08:26,060 --> 00:08:28,060 We had another student just like you. Lali. 159 00:08:28,180 --> 00:08:28,560 Okay. 160 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,680 By mistake, he cut a girl's finger. 161 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:31,180 Then? 162 00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:31,930 Then what? 163 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:33,850 Her brothers come here every day to look for him. 164 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:36,470 "Where is Lali? Where is Lali?" 165 00:08:36,930 --> 00:08:38,100 "We want to kill him." 166 00:08:38,350 --> 00:08:42,180 We don't like people who cut girls' fingers. 167 00:08:42,220 --> 00:08:44,350 We respect girls. 168 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:46,810 There he goes again! 169 00:08:46,850 --> 00:08:48,470 Oh, my God! My finger! 170 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:50,430 Sorry, sorry, sorry! 171 00:08:52,930 --> 00:08:54,680 You just wait here. I'm going to file a complaint against you. 172 00:08:54,810 --> 00:08:56,680 - What did I do? - What happened, ma'am? 173 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,560 He cut my finger. 174 00:08:58,810 --> 00:08:59,930 It's my mistake. 175 00:08:59,970 --> 00:09:02,430 I even told Master to stand there. 176 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:04,430 Don't you know he is a fresher? 177 00:09:04,470 --> 00:09:05,220 Yes. 178 00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:07,060 Tomorrow, he might cut someone's throat. 179 00:09:07,430 --> 00:09:08,430 He's not my responsibility. 180 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:10,310 Come on, how can I cut someone's throat? 181 00:09:10,430 --> 00:09:11,720 There are no nails attached to the throat! 182 00:09:11,810 --> 00:09:14,720 He cut my finger and then started spitting on it. 183 00:09:14,810 --> 00:09:16,930 Why did you spit on it, boss? 184 00:09:16,970 --> 00:09:18,720 Spit is antiseptic. 185 00:09:18,810 --> 00:09:20,560 Even pee is antiseptic. 186 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,470 Come on man, how can I pee on her finger? 187 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:23,600 That wouldn't look good. 188 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:24,220 Right. 189 00:09:24,310 --> 00:09:25,680 Tell me, everyone. 190 00:09:25,850 --> 00:09:27,560 He is right. 191 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:28,180 See? 192 00:09:28,310 --> 00:09:30,060 Spit is better than pee. 193 00:09:30,180 --> 00:09:32,810 Ma'am, tell him not to come near me from tomorrow. 194 00:09:32,930 --> 00:09:34,310 Make him assist someone else. 195 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:36,220 Let's go. 196 00:09:41,810 --> 00:09:43,060 Master! 197 00:09:43,180 --> 00:09:44,220 Master! 198 00:09:45,970 --> 00:09:47,850 Master, I'm sorry. 199 00:09:48,470 --> 00:09:50,560 You don't need to be so upset. 200 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:52,470 It takes time to learn, doesn't it? 201 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,680 Forget it. This job isn't your cup of tea. 202 00:09:54,810 --> 00:09:55,600 Go learn something else. 203 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:57,430 Our family won't agree. 204 00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:59,310 They sent you specifically to learn this work? 205 00:09:59,350 --> 00:10:01,680 They say we have to work on ten nails to make a living. 206 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:05,850 When they come to know that we are learning to do nails, 207 00:10:05,930 --> 00:10:07,720 they will be biting their nails with joy. 208 00:10:08,180 --> 00:10:10,060 Stupid is as stupid does. 209 00:10:11,060 --> 00:10:11,810 Speed up. 210 00:10:11,850 --> 00:10:13,430 Or are you waiting to feed their children? 211 00:10:16,310 --> 00:10:17,060 Billa! 212 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:17,680 Yes, brother? 213 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:18,930 Did she just insult me? 214 00:10:18,970 --> 00:10:21,560 Insults only count if you have a reputation to lose. 215 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:22,430 Then no worries. 216 00:10:22,470 --> 00:10:24,430 Can't damage what I don't have. 217 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:25,430 I'm bankrupt in respect, 218 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:27,060 and my dad has no respect too. 219 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,180 The internet is down again today. 220 00:10:32,350 --> 00:10:34,180 Do one thing, grab some mobile guy, 221 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:36,930 and recharge my phone for 3-4 months at once. 222 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,430 Sir, why do you want to trouble someone 223 00:10:39,470 --> 00:10:41,060 for just a couple of hundred rupees? 224 00:10:41,180 --> 00:10:42,680 I feel insulted. 225 00:10:42,930 --> 00:10:44,180 Insult, cold, and shame... 226 00:10:44,220 --> 00:10:46,310 the more you feel them, the worse they get. 227 00:10:46,350 --> 00:10:47,600 That's why you are not moving forward. 228 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,430 You should have become a DSP by now. 229 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:51,430 You are a good officer. It's time you change yourself. 230 00:10:51,470 --> 00:10:52,430 Okay, sir. 231 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,180 Sir, someone has come to file a report. 232 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:55,930 Are we sitting here to write a poem? 233 00:10:55,970 --> 00:10:56,470 Call him. 234 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:57,220 Yes, sir. 235 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:00,180 Come on, brother. 236 00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:01,930 "Gabbar!" 237 00:11:03,810 --> 00:11:05,180 "Gabbar!" 238 00:11:07,220 --> 00:11:08,720 "Gabbar!" 239 00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:10,970 Only I will go inside. 240 00:11:11,220 --> 00:11:11,930 Brother, 241 00:11:12,180 --> 00:11:14,680 don't worry, you will find your mother. 242 00:11:16,430 --> 00:11:18,100 If I had listened to mother, 243 00:11:18,180 --> 00:11:19,720 I would not have had to see this day. 244 00:11:20,350 --> 00:11:21,060 By the way, 245 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,600 what did mother say, brother? 246 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:23,810 Since I didn't listen to her, 247 00:11:23,930 --> 00:11:25,600 how can I tell you what she said? 248 00:11:26,430 --> 00:11:27,930 So, what's the problem? 249 00:11:28,060 --> 00:11:29,850 My world has ended. 250 00:11:30,310 --> 00:11:31,600 I can't find my mother. 251 00:11:32,180 --> 00:11:33,560 Strange! 252 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,310 I had heard of children getting lost, 253 00:11:35,430 --> 00:11:37,100 you are the first kid to lose his mother. 254 00:11:37,180 --> 00:11:38,680 This was my last mother. 255 00:11:38,970 --> 00:11:39,680 The last mother? 256 00:11:39,810 --> 00:11:41,350 My father got married thrice. 257 00:11:41,930 --> 00:11:43,560 The first two mothers passed away, 258 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:45,560 the third one had barely settled down, 259 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:46,350 but this one too... 260 00:11:46,430 --> 00:11:49,060 Does your mother have any illegitimate relationship with anyone? 261 00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:51,930 She hardly had a legitimate relationship with my father. 262 00:11:53,220 --> 00:11:54,930 Fine. Don't worry. 263 00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:56,220 I have a plan. 264 00:11:56,430 --> 00:11:57,350 Tell me about me. 265 00:11:58,220 --> 00:12:00,430 Get me a 499 rupee recharge plan, 266 00:12:01,060 --> 00:12:02,180 and in return, you get your mother back. 267 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:03,850 I will get that done, 268 00:12:03,930 --> 00:12:04,970 you just find my mother. 269 00:12:05,060 --> 00:12:05,930 No problem. 270 00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:07,600 Go to the clerk and file a report. 271 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:08,310 Okay. 272 00:12:09,470 --> 00:12:10,350 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 273 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,720 What's your name? 274 00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:13,970 Gabbar. 275 00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:15,680 Gabbar...? What a filmy name! 276 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:17,930 Yes, my dad was very fond of watching films. 277 00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:18,810 I see! 278 00:12:18,930 --> 00:12:20,810 And the film Sholay was his favourite. 279 00:12:21,310 --> 00:12:22,930 Whenever my mother wouldn't sleep, 280 00:12:22,970 --> 00:12:24,060 my dad would say, 281 00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:25,720 "Sleep, otherwise Gabbar will come." 282 00:12:25,810 --> 00:12:26,430 Then? 283 00:12:26,470 --> 00:12:29,060 Then what? One night my mother didn't sleep, 284 00:12:29,310 --> 00:12:30,430 and Gabbar came. 285 00:12:32,930 --> 00:12:34,430 "Gabbar!" 286 00:12:36,350 --> 00:12:37,600 "Gabbar!" 287 00:12:39,810 --> 00:12:41,180 "Gabbar!" 288 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:50,600 Hey! 289 00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:53,600 Listen, give me three kilos of pomegranates, 290 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:55,180 and two kilos of apples with stickers. 291 00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:57,100 I haven't even made my first sale yet, sir. 292 00:12:57,180 --> 00:12:57,850 Really? 293 00:12:57,930 --> 00:12:58,220 Yes. 294 00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:00,310 Even our whip hasn't seen its first customer yet. 295 00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:01,310 Have you ever visited the station? 296 00:13:01,350 --> 00:13:03,350 I pray I never have to visit it. 297 00:13:03,430 --> 00:13:04,560 Visit there someday? 298 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:07,810 There are not as many accident-prone vehicles there as there are street stalls. 299 00:13:07,970 --> 00:13:08,810 Wait a minute. 300 00:13:11,430 --> 00:13:12,350 Hello? 301 00:13:12,430 --> 00:13:13,930 Municipal Committee? 302 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:17,180 Why don't you pick up the street stalls from the road? 303 00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:19,560 Remove all the street stalls from here or I will do it myself. 304 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,060 They are causing a lot of mess. 305 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:22,470 An accident took place in front of me. 306 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:23,930 - The poor woman's leg... - Sir! 307 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:25,930 was barely saved. 308 00:13:25,970 --> 00:13:27,680 Fine... let it be. 309 00:13:27,930 --> 00:13:30,220 They are just immigrants trying to make a living. 310 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,560 Just give him a warning and let him go. 311 00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:34,560 - Listen... - Yes. 312 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,930 - Next time my scooter comes and stops here, - Yes, sir? 313 00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:39,600 Just take the bag and ask what should you to put in it. 314 00:13:39,810 --> 00:13:40,430 Sir! 315 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,310 Why do you have such tiny apples? 316 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:43,930 Get big ones, as big like your head. 317 00:13:44,060 --> 00:13:44,930 Got it? 318 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:46,680 Now what? Sell your stuff. 319 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:47,850 Why are you staring at my face? 320 00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:48,680 Go! 321 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,680 I swear on my mother, if this were my village, 322 00:13:52,810 --> 00:13:54,850 I'd show you who Lakhan really is. 323 00:13:55,220 --> 00:13:59,470 Hello guys, I am your Gen-Z Uncle! 324 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:01,930 You give so much love to my reels, 325 00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:03,560 respect them... So thank you. 326 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,350 Will meet you soon with a new reel. 327 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:07,930 Muah! 328 00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:10,430 Love you guys, love you! 329 00:14:12,180 --> 00:14:13,310 Mother! 330 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:15,310 You see my reels 331 00:14:15,350 --> 00:14:17,680 but neither like them nor comment. 332 00:14:18,810 --> 00:14:20,220 Are you Karan Aujla? 333 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,680 I have more fan following than him. 334 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:23,810 What are you saying? 335 00:14:23,970 --> 00:14:25,470 See! Brother has come. 336 00:14:29,060 --> 00:14:30,470 Mother, how many times have I told you 337 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,470 to use your phone less, you will damage your eyes. 338 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:33,470 Why do I need perfect eye sight at age? 339 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:34,810 It's not like I want to become a sharp shooter. 340 00:14:34,930 --> 00:14:36,560 I just have another two months left. 341 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:37,720 Take the name of God. 342 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,930 I have to go to God after two months. 343 00:14:39,970 --> 00:14:41,180 Don't stop me like this. 344 00:14:41,310 --> 00:14:42,180 I won't stop you. 345 00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:43,470 Here, Satwant Kaur, 346 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,720 I got apples with stickers and pomegranates for you. 347 00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:47,060 Extract their juice and drink it. 348 00:14:47,430 --> 00:14:48,720 Who did I rob today? 349 00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:51,060 Why would I rob anyone? I am not bandit Man Singh. 350 00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:53,430 This is what I would call a free gift. 351 00:14:53,470 --> 00:14:54,060 Daddy, 352 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:56,220 yesterday's gift turned out to be a rotten mess. 353 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,680 - Really? - I had to throw it away. 354 00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:58,680 Why didn't you tell me earlier, dear? 355 00:14:58,810 --> 00:14:59,970 I stopped her. 356 00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:02,060 I said you have already looted the poor man. 357 00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:03,810 He should not be beaten. 358 00:15:03,930 --> 00:15:05,310 He will get beaten for sure. 359 00:15:05,350 --> 00:15:06,430 You go cut the fruit. 360 00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,560 - Come dear, wash them. - Okay. 361 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,560 Your brother must be on his way back as well. 362 00:15:12,060 --> 00:15:13,560 Come nephew, come. 363 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,310 I was waiting for you. 364 00:15:15,430 --> 00:15:16,720 It is your choice, nephew. 365 00:15:16,810 --> 00:15:20,060 You haven't followed your Gen-Z uncle back yet. 366 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,810 Follow me too, son. 367 00:15:21,850 --> 00:15:23,930 My ID is in the name of "Fish n Jagiro." 368 00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:25,850 Follow your father too. 369 00:15:25,930 --> 00:15:27,850 Police recruitment is open, go and fill out the form. 370 00:15:27,930 --> 00:15:29,310 That leaves Mom and Rimpy. 371 00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:31,220 Ask them f I need to follow them too. 372 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:34,560 As soon as I come home, you all start shooting at me. 373 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,560 Come on, son. 374 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,310 It is easier to find God than to find a job. 375 00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:38,560 I don't want to do a job. 376 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:39,720 A street vendor just stopped me and said, 377 00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:41,100 your father took 500 rupees and left. 378 00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:43,470 I have to wear a mask while going through the market. 379 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:44,850 I have just come back after paying the fees. 380 00:15:44,930 --> 00:15:46,560 I want to learn how to make software. 381 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:47,310 Fine, learn it. 382 00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:48,720 If you can't learn the software, 383 00:15:49,060 --> 00:15:50,310 I'll dismantle your hardware, 384 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:51,430 to get you back into rhythm. 385 00:15:51,930 --> 00:15:52,850 We? 386 00:15:57,180 --> 00:15:58,810 Nephew, don't forget to follow me. 387 00:16:06,810 --> 00:16:07,930 Why are they sitting here? 388 00:16:08,930 --> 00:16:10,930 Leave it, what do we have to do with it? 389 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:14,310 Ouch! 390 00:16:14,350 --> 00:16:15,180 Why the "Ouch"? 391 00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:17,060 There's no need to worry, Master. 392 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,350 I was just touching your feet. 393 00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:20,100 Hello, Ms. Billo. 394 00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:21,220 Hello. 395 00:16:21,430 --> 00:16:23,430 Master, I want to talk to you about something. 396 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:25,180 I know you want to talk about what happened yesterday. 397 00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:26,060 It's okay. 398 00:16:26,180 --> 00:16:27,810 No, no... it's not that. 399 00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:29,680 It's actually something else. 400 00:16:29,970 --> 00:16:30,930 What is it? 401 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:32,930 Ms. Billo, I don't want to talk with you. 402 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:33,930 It's not on your level. 403 00:16:33,970 --> 00:16:35,180 I want to talk to Ms. Nimmo! 404 00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:35,930 Ms. Nimmo... 405 00:16:36,810 --> 00:16:38,810 Let us talk at the coffee shop. 406 00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:39,970 Very personal. 407 00:16:40,060 --> 00:16:41,220 It will take only two minutes. 408 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:42,470 Come with me. 409 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:43,310 Please. 410 00:16:46,470 --> 00:16:47,680 They will take time. 411 00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:49,600 Should we go and drink a banana shake? 412 00:16:50,060 --> 00:16:50,600 Why? 413 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:51,680 You think I've never had a banana shake? 414 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:55,220 Here they pour it in a big glass with a double pipe and a cherry. 415 00:16:56,220 --> 00:16:57,310 It is fun. 416 00:16:58,720 --> 00:16:59,430 What is this? 417 00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:01,310 These are my grandmother's nails. 418 00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:02,430 These are my mother's nails. 419 00:17:02,470 --> 00:17:03,350 These are my sister's nails. 420 00:17:03,430 --> 00:17:04,810 And... these are my uncle's nails. 421 00:17:04,930 --> 00:17:07,810 This morning, Kartar Singh cut his entire family's nails. 422 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:10,850 Just like Arjun could only see the fish's eye, 423 00:17:11,220 --> 00:17:13,600 like that, all I can see these days are nails. 424 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:14,850 You don't have a cow or a calf at home? 425 00:17:14,930 --> 00:17:16,180 You would have cut their nails too. 426 00:17:16,310 --> 00:17:18,180 Do you think I am not a professional? 427 00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:22,180 Look at this... our calf's nails. 428 00:17:23,930 --> 00:17:27,220 When I trimmed the calf nails, he went, "Wow, wow!" 429 00:17:27,430 --> 00:17:29,430 Now he got a girlfriend. 430 00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:31,060 He thanked me. 431 00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:33,560 He said, "Wow, Kartare, this is great." 432 00:17:33,930 --> 00:17:36,180 So you called me here to tell me all this? 433 00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:37,310 No. 434 00:17:37,810 --> 00:17:40,180 Actually, I had to tell you, 435 00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:42,680 that the person who can cut a calf's nails for you 436 00:17:42,810 --> 00:17:45,680 can also get charged under Sector 307 for you. 437 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,470 I don't know how to propose. 438 00:17:50,810 --> 00:17:52,060 Just know that... 439 00:17:52,350 --> 00:17:53,810 I love you. 440 00:17:57,930 --> 00:17:59,930 If you don't want a shake, then let's go have a Kulcha. 441 00:17:59,970 --> 00:18:00,850 He makes it quite well. 442 00:18:00,930 --> 00:18:03,430 You are craving Kulchas and I am worried what's taking them so long. 443 00:18:03,470 --> 00:18:04,310 Oh hello! 444 00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,560 You don't have to worry when Billa Jatt is here. 445 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:10,060 Don't stress and don't make yourself sick. 446 00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:11,850 Billo... who is he? 447 00:18:11,930 --> 00:18:12,850 Hey... 448 00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:14,310 Why are you asking Billo? 449 00:18:14,350 --> 00:18:16,060 Ask me, your brother-in-law... 450 00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,180 "Who am I?" 451 00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:17,970 Got it? 452 00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:19,720 Or do you want to get slapped? 453 00:18:23,350 --> 00:18:24,810 Did he run away? 454 00:18:24,930 --> 00:18:26,100 Or not? 455 00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:27,560 Behind you. 456 00:18:27,930 --> 00:18:28,680 He's behind me? 457 00:18:28,810 --> 00:18:29,930 He hasn't left yet? 458 00:18:30,470 --> 00:18:31,850 You still haven't left? 459 00:18:31,930 --> 00:18:32,810 You're still standing here. 460 00:18:32,930 --> 00:18:33,930 What do you want? 461 00:18:33,970 --> 00:18:36,060 Another slap? 462 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,720 - Billo... I'm asking you again. - "Billo..." 463 00:18:38,810 --> 00:18:39,600 Do you know this guy? 464 00:18:39,930 --> 00:18:40,810 No, brother. 465 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,180 - Brother? - Hmm. 466 00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:45,600 - Brother? - Hmm. 467 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:47,600 B-B-Brother? 468 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:48,560 Brother... 469 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,850 Dear brother... 470 00:18:52,810 --> 00:18:53,970 You scoundrel! 471 00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:56,310 - Wait, I'll knock the romance out of you! - Brother, brother, brotherm please! 472 00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:57,850 You were troubling my sister, huh? 473 00:18:57,930 --> 00:19:00,560 Brother, brother, brotherm please! Brother, I've got an iron rod in my hand. 474 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,060 You're about to get some iron blows. 475 00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:06,850 Now tell me! 476 00:19:06,930 --> 00:19:08,180 Come on man, don't record me getting thrashed. 477 00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:10,180 You can hit me a couple of times more if you want. 478 00:19:13,430 --> 00:19:15,470 Say sorry... to my sister. 479 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:16,600 To sister. Apologise. 480 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:17,930 Let go of my hand. 481 00:19:18,060 --> 00:19:19,430 Go ahead and say sorry. 482 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:22,430 Forgive me... their sister. 483 00:19:22,810 --> 00:19:24,560 Get out of here now. 484 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,180 Don't show up here again. 485 00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:30,310 Wake up, Billa. 486 00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:32,350 Take this turmeric milk. 487 00:19:32,470 --> 00:19:34,560 Doctor has said to keep giving it to you every 2 hours. 488 00:19:36,970 --> 00:19:39,310 They made this Billa say "meow". 489 00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:41,470 Billa, Maan Saab said: 490 00:19:41,810 --> 00:19:43,560 "If you walk down your beloved's street," 491 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,810 "Don't be afraid of the dogs." 492 00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:47,100 And look at you... getting scared of a mongrel. 493 00:19:47,430 --> 00:19:49,930 They weren't mongrels, 494 00:19:50,180 --> 00:19:52,060 they were like wild boars. 495 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:53,810 They hit me hard. 496 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,060 Hello?! 497 00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:55,930 What happened? 498 00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:57,100 Why didn't you guys show up today? 499 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,350 Actually, Billa was not feeling well today. 500 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,560 Did he get sick or did someone hurt him? 501 00:20:02,930 --> 00:20:05,810 I saw it happen live, you know. 502 00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:09,600 Why are you calling me if you've seen it live? 503 00:20:09,810 --> 00:20:11,100 We will come to work tomorrow. 504 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,060 He deserved to be beaten. 505 00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:18,180 He looked at me with bad intentions. 506 00:20:18,430 --> 00:20:19,600 Stupid. 507 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:45,680 Wonderful! 508 00:20:45,930 --> 00:20:48,310 I am so fortune that I finally got to see you. 509 00:20:48,350 --> 00:20:51,180 You neither pick up my calls nor call me back. 510 00:20:51,310 --> 00:20:53,350 I'm begging you, just pay me for the paint job. 511 00:20:53,430 --> 00:20:54,430 Money? 512 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,310 Didn't I already pay you? 513 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,100 Do you think you'd pay me twice? 514 00:20:58,180 --> 00:21:00,970 I wouldn't pay even once, but fine. 515 00:21:02,310 --> 00:21:04,850 Take it, count it, and deposit it. 516 00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:06,720 Sir, you owe me 1.5 Lakh rupees. 517 00:21:06,810 --> 00:21:08,060 I'm not running away. 518 00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:09,850 What kind of trash colour did you use anyway? 519 00:21:09,930 --> 00:21:11,220 Look, it's peeling off already. 520 00:21:11,310 --> 00:21:12,810 It's been a year! Did you expect a lifetime guarantee? 521 00:21:12,930 --> 00:21:14,680 Keep yapping and I'll take this money back too. 522 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,680 God knows what colour this is... and top of that he just keeps troubling me. 523 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:17,680 Buzz off. 524 00:21:20,810 --> 00:21:21,930 Billo... ?? UNCLEAR 525 00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:24,060 Yesterday was a total disaster. 526 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,720 The poor guy got beaten up for nothing. 527 00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:27,680 I was scared too. 528 00:21:27,810 --> 00:21:29,100 I thought he might come for me next. 529 00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:31,810 You can apologize to him today. Okay? 530 00:21:32,810 --> 00:21:35,180 Sorry, I didn't mean to do this. 531 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,560 You could have just said that you work with me. 532 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,850 - Yeah. - Your brother skinned the poor guy alive. 533 00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:43,600 He spent the whole night nursing his wounds. 534 00:21:43,810 --> 00:21:45,850 If I had called my crew, you would have said 535 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,180 Billa is here to start a riot. 536 00:21:47,310 --> 00:21:48,060 Billa! 537 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:52,180 Do we need to call a council for you to forgive us? 538 00:21:52,810 --> 00:21:54,220 You are forgiven for everything. 539 00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:55,220 Why are you asking for forgiveness? 540 00:21:55,310 --> 00:21:56,560 You don't need to. 541 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,220 It is... Billa's duty to apologize. 542 00:21:58,310 --> 00:21:59,560 Billa, say sorry. 543 00:21:59,810 --> 00:22:01,430 She should apologize. 544 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:04,310 Billa, are you really going to argue with your sister-in-law? 545 00:22:05,810 --> 00:22:06,850 Apologize. 546 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,310 Please, forgive me. 547 00:22:12,430 --> 00:22:13,430 Apologize to her as well. 548 00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:14,970 I'm sorry. 549 00:22:15,060 --> 00:22:17,970 Now tell me, who else needs to apologize. 550 00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:20,430 If you think... 551 00:22:20,470 --> 00:22:22,930 that doing this will impress me... 552 00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:25,600 Then you're absolutely right. 553 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,100 I'm impressed. 554 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,970 Billa! She's fallen for me! 555 00:22:40,470 --> 00:22:46,310 A gentle scent drifted by riding on the breeze, 556 00:22:46,350 --> 00:22:51,970 A girl crossed my path, bringing me to my knees! 557 00:22:52,060 --> 00:22:57,720 My peace, my calm, began to break, 558 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:06,430 Looking in her eyes was my only mistake. 559 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:12,180 Looking in her eyes was my only mistake. 560 00:23:12,310 --> 00:23:16,220 Looking in her eyes... 561 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:32,430 I saw something so beautiful, in a morning rush, I fear, 562 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:37,680 I might go crazy tangled in your hair. 563 00:23:38,220 --> 00:23:41,180 I stay lost in your tresses, 564 00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:44,180 You're God's own creation, I confess. 565 00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:49,560 Your home became my heaven's address. 566 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:58,470 Looking in her eyes was my only mistake. 567 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:04,310 Looking in her eyes was my only mistake. 568 00:24:04,350 --> 00:24:07,930 Looking in her eyes... 569 00:24:08,310 --> 00:24:14,060 Her twin curls dance, they rise and fall, 570 00:24:14,180 --> 00:24:18,560 Her twin curls dance, they rise and fall, 571 00:24:18,810 --> 00:24:27,220 The world is lovely, but my beloved tops them all. 572 00:24:29,060 --> 00:24:34,680 As she slowly lifted the veil from her face, 573 00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:40,350 A calm spread through my heart's space. 574 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:46,180 My heart became hers in that embrace, 575 00:24:47,970 --> 00:24:54,930 Looking in her eyes was my only mistake. 576 00:24:54,970 --> 00:25:00,470 Looking in her eyes was my only mistake. 577 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:04,680 Looking in her eyes... 578 00:25:25,970 --> 00:25:27,180 Let's make a vlog. 579 00:25:29,930 --> 00:25:34,060 Friends, the cause of a Jatt's troubles are his moustache. 580 00:25:34,310 --> 00:25:37,810 So today, this Jatt is here to get his roots touched up. 581 00:25:37,930 --> 00:25:40,180 See you again with a fresh look. 582 00:25:40,310 --> 00:25:42,310 Don't forget to like and comment. 583 00:25:44,180 --> 00:25:45,350 Let's go, man. 584 00:25:48,220 --> 00:25:49,350 Amazing. 585 00:25:51,810 --> 00:25:53,720 I'll be damned. 586 00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:58,470 He said he was learning how to make software. 587 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,430 What kind of software is this? 588 00:26:08,310 --> 00:26:09,810 Such dirty hands?! 589 00:26:10,060 --> 00:26:12,180 At least clean the dirt from your nails. 590 00:26:12,310 --> 00:26:14,180 I dig out earwax with them. 591 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:15,430 Uncle? 592 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:16,720 Useless! 593 00:26:19,060 --> 00:26:20,060 Uncle, you? 594 00:26:21,060 --> 00:26:23,100 Don't worry, he's my uncle. 595 00:26:23,180 --> 00:26:24,810 That's just how we greet each other. 596 00:26:24,850 --> 00:26:25,810 Say hello. 597 00:26:25,930 --> 00:26:27,180 Sat Sri Akal, uncle! 598 00:26:27,310 --> 00:26:28,430 Is there a problem, sir? 599 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,220 Why are you teaching our son this nonsense? 600 00:26:31,310 --> 00:26:32,810 It's not nonsense, uncle. 601 00:26:32,850 --> 00:26:34,560 There is a lot of scope in this field. 602 00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:35,810 Yeah. 603 00:26:35,850 --> 00:26:38,600 I can see the "scope," boy. 604 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,220 Come home, son. 605 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,470 There's plenty of "scope" there too. 606 00:26:44,180 --> 00:26:45,430 Carry on! 607 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:46,310 Uncle, please go. 608 00:26:46,430 --> 00:26:47,430 We're leaving too. 609 00:26:48,310 --> 00:26:49,310 I'll be right back. 610 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:00,680 Speak up. 611 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:01,560 What happened? 612 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,060 What happened you ask, sister-in-law? 613 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,470 He's started working in a beauty parlor. 614 00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,600 And over there, he cleans dirt from girls' nails. 615 00:27:08,970 --> 00:27:09,850 There you go! 616 00:27:09,930 --> 00:27:13,310 Uncle, it's not a beauty parlor, it's a Nail Studio. 617 00:27:13,850 --> 00:27:15,430 look how excittedly he is telling 618 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,180 just like he work's in honey singh studio 619 00:27:17,850 --> 00:27:21,060 But son, you said you were learning how to make software. 620 00:27:21,100 --> 00:27:24,180 Mom, it's important to do market research before starting a business. 621 00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:25,100 That's what I was doing. 622 00:27:25,180 --> 00:27:26,850 There's a lot of money in this field. 623 00:27:26,930 --> 00:27:28,100 There's also a lot of earning in opm work 624 00:27:28,220 --> 00:27:29,100 Then why don't you sell it 625 00:27:29,430 --> 00:27:30,810 hey what will we say to people 626 00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:33,430 that's sandhu's son works in a beauty parlour 627 00:27:33,470 --> 00:27:35,560 Do you have to broadcast everything to the world? 628 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,810 There is no need to tell the matter will spread without being told 629 00:27:37,850 --> 00:27:39,810 Let the word spread, what crime am I committing? 630 00:27:39,930 --> 00:27:43,350 I only cut people's nails, I don't cut pockets like you. 631 00:27:43,430 --> 00:27:44,350 You... 632 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,220 And mom, all three of you be ready in the morning. 633 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:48,810 Before going to the parlor tomorrow, 634 00:27:48,930 --> 00:27:50,850 I'll make your nails shine. 635 00:27:54,310 --> 00:27:55,430 - And uncle...? - Yes? 636 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,100 You should prep your nails too. 637 00:27:57,350 --> 00:27:59,560 I brought a special saw just for you. 638 00:28:02,970 --> 00:28:06,180 Sister-in-law, if this goes on for another month, 639 00:28:06,220 --> 00:28:09,310 he'll stop looking at girls and start looking at boys. 640 00:28:09,350 --> 00:28:10,470 I say that from what I've seen happen there. 641 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,350 - Meaning? - Meaning... 642 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,720 there is a lot of "scope" there. 643 00:28:14,810 --> 00:28:16,310 Oh no! 644 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,850 He will walk through the village streets. 645 00:28:19,930 --> 00:28:21,060 And the villagers will say: 646 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:23,470 "Let's grab him..." 647 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,930 "Boy's got the perfect curves." 648 00:28:26,810 --> 00:28:27,810 Oh, my God! 649 00:28:28,180 --> 00:28:29,310 Listen, 650 00:28:29,310 --> 00:28:30,430 Hey I am listening 651 00:28:31,060 --> 00:28:32,720 Take a leave tomorrow. 652 00:28:32,810 --> 00:28:34,810 Let's just get him married. 653 00:28:34,850 --> 00:28:36,180 where will i find such a relationship so soon 654 00:28:36,220 --> 00:28:38,220 Otherwise, you'll have to find... 655 00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:40,680 "Boy's got the perfect curves." 656 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:41,810 Shut up. 657 00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:48,430 Mom, please tell me, why are we going to Aunty's house? 658 00:28:48,470 --> 00:28:49,970 Your Aunt isn't well. 659 00:28:50,470 --> 00:28:51,720 And I'm a doctor? 660 00:28:51,810 --> 00:28:55,310 She called and asked us to bring a sensible person along. 661 00:28:55,350 --> 00:28:56,930 That's why we're taking you along. 662 00:28:56,970 --> 00:28:58,680 - Hmm. - Being sensible is a crime these days. 663 00:28:59,100 --> 00:28:59,930 Tell me about it! 664 00:29:06,220 --> 00:29:07,560 My brother is so handsome, 665 00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,560 you'll say yes the moment you see him. 666 00:29:09,850 --> 00:29:10,850 So many relatives? 667 00:29:10,930 --> 00:29:11,970 I think Aunty passed away. 668 00:29:12,060 --> 00:29:13,180 This boy is indeed a catch. 669 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:14,810 Sat Sri Akal, aunty! 670 00:29:14,850 --> 00:29:16,680 - Sat Sri Akal. - Come here, sister, come here. 671 00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:18,930 What's up, brother? 672 00:29:19,060 --> 00:29:20,350 - There comes your aunt. - Aunty, you? 673 00:29:20,430 --> 00:29:22,470 You look just fine. From which angle are you unwell? 674 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:23,850 Who says I am unwell? 675 00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:25,350 I was absolutely fine. 676 00:29:26,180 --> 00:29:27,720 Mom brought me here saying: 677 00:29:27,810 --> 00:29:29,310 "Your aunt is on her deathbed." 678 00:29:29,430 --> 00:29:31,060 She wants to discuss your marriage. 679 00:29:31,180 --> 00:29:32,600 The girl's family is here. 680 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:33,060 Come on. 681 00:29:33,180 --> 00:29:34,180 - Let's go. - Come on. 682 00:29:34,220 --> 00:29:35,060 - Let's go. - Come on. 683 00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:36,060 - Come on, brother. - Let's go. 684 00:29:36,180 --> 00:29:37,810 - All good, sister? - Come on. Let's go. 685 00:29:37,850 --> 00:29:38,350 Yes, sister. 686 00:29:38,430 --> 00:29:40,180 We have got such a wonderful family, 687 00:29:40,220 --> 00:29:41,430 what more could we want? 688 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,470 Our happiness is in our children's happiness. 689 00:29:44,060 --> 00:29:44,560 Agreed. 690 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,560 We've talked enough, 691 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,680 - let the boy and girl chat a bit. - Yes! 692 00:29:48,810 --> 00:29:49,810 - Yes! - Right! 693 00:29:49,930 --> 00:29:50,930 What are you staring at? 694 00:29:51,060 --> 00:29:51,680 Go. 695 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:52,930 Go dear, go. 696 00:29:53,060 --> 00:29:54,060 Go talk. 697 00:29:57,810 --> 00:29:58,680 He's a smart boy. 698 00:29:58,810 --> 00:30:00,060 They make a beautiful couple. 699 00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:01,680 What are your hobbies? 700 00:30:02,810 --> 00:30:06,720 Oh, just bombs, bullets, guns, axes... 701 00:30:06,810 --> 00:30:08,850 those are a Jatt's only hobbies. 702 00:30:08,930 --> 00:30:10,850 Very nice! I love alpha males. 703 00:30:11,180 --> 00:30:12,930 What do you like to eat? 704 00:30:13,180 --> 00:30:14,180 To eat? 705 00:30:14,310 --> 00:30:17,430 I like opium, poppy husk... 706 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,470 these days smack is trending. 707 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,180 After the wedding, don't tell me you sold my jewelry. 708 00:30:22,310 --> 00:30:23,810 I've already sold Mom's earrings... 709 00:30:23,850 --> 00:30:25,350 Still haven't got them back. 710 00:30:26,060 --> 00:30:28,930 Look Simmi, you are like a younger sister to me. 711 00:30:29,060 --> 00:30:29,810 Like a sister? 712 00:30:29,850 --> 00:30:32,430 Just like my... younger sister. 713 00:30:32,470 --> 00:30:34,850 I don't want to ruin anyone's life. 714 00:30:35,430 --> 00:30:38,100 Please don't talk like that, I'll fix you. 715 00:30:38,180 --> 00:30:40,180 Oh, I have no intention of getting fixed. 716 00:30:40,310 --> 00:30:41,810 I have a girlfriend. 717 00:30:41,850 --> 00:30:42,850 So what? 718 00:30:42,930 --> 00:30:44,930 Everyone has one these days, I had a boyfriend too. 719 00:30:45,060 --> 00:30:46,810 Love marriages have no spark these days, 720 00:30:46,850 --> 00:30:48,180 that's why I didn't do it. 721 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,470 Look Simmi, don't rush. 722 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,810 I will find you a brand new, box-packed boy. 723 00:30:53,850 --> 00:30:54,680 Okay? 724 00:30:57,930 --> 00:30:58,470 Yes. 725 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,720 Look, our girl is back. 726 00:31:02,470 --> 00:31:03,430 I like the boy. 727 00:31:03,470 --> 00:31:05,060 Sardar Ji, have some tea. 728 00:31:05,180 --> 00:31:07,680 "Sardar Ji" won't drink tea now, he'll celebrate! 729 00:31:07,810 --> 00:31:08,560 I like it. 730 00:31:09,180 --> 00:31:10,560 Our girl likes the boy. 731 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:11,180 There you go! 732 00:31:11,310 --> 00:31:12,680 She says he's quite funny. 733 00:31:13,180 --> 00:31:14,560 Come on, have some sweets. 734 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:15,850 Come on, have some sweets. 735 00:31:15,930 --> 00:31:17,220 - Congratulations! - Congratulations! 736 00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:18,430 - Congratulations! - Congratulations! 737 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:19,930 - Have some laddus (sweets). - Congratulations! 738 00:31:20,060 --> 00:31:21,970 My brother is so handsome. 739 00:31:22,060 --> 00:31:24,310 "Boy's got the perfect curves." 740 00:31:24,350 --> 00:31:25,930 "Let's grab him..." 741 00:31:27,930 --> 00:31:30,100 Nimmo, we'll have to run. 742 00:31:31,060 --> 00:31:32,430 You can't pay the bill? 743 00:31:32,810 --> 00:31:34,680 No. I mean... 744 00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:36,100 We'll have to elope and get married. 745 00:31:36,180 --> 00:31:36,680 Why? 746 00:31:36,810 --> 00:31:39,060 My dad fixed my marriage somewhere else. 747 00:31:39,430 --> 00:31:40,180 Go to hell! 748 00:31:40,220 --> 00:31:42,100 Don't call or text me from today. 749 00:31:42,430 --> 00:31:43,680 You're running away all by yourself? 750 00:31:43,810 --> 00:31:45,430 I asked you to run away with me. Listen to me. 751 00:31:45,470 --> 00:31:46,810 Why? Don't I have a reputation in the village? 752 00:31:46,930 --> 00:31:48,060 I have respect too. 753 00:31:48,180 --> 00:31:49,060 I'm willing to run with you. 754 00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:49,970 It's not like you'll be doing it all by yourself! 755 00:31:50,060 --> 00:31:51,060 I don't want to run. 756 00:31:51,180 --> 00:31:52,220 If you want to marry me, 757 00:31:52,310 --> 00:31:53,810 send a proper proposal to my house. 758 00:31:53,810 --> 00:31:56,060 I won't decide without my family. 759 00:31:56,100 --> 00:31:58,310 What if I send my dad to your house, 760 00:31:58,350 --> 00:31:59,470 and your family says no? 761 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,560 If you're scared your dad will be insulted, then come alone. 762 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:03,350 To get insulted? 763 00:32:03,430 --> 00:32:04,680 No, to get married. 764 00:32:05,220 --> 00:32:07,220 Okay, I'll bring Meow tomorrow. 765 00:32:07,350 --> 00:32:08,060 Meow? 766 00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:08,850 Billa! 767 00:32:08,930 --> 00:32:10,850 Kartara, listen carefully. 768 00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:11,930 If you don't become mine, 769 00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:13,560 I won't let you be anyone else's either. 770 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:14,850 If I become yours, 771 00:32:15,220 --> 00:32:16,850 will you let me be anyone else's? 772 00:32:23,060 --> 00:32:25,720 Billa, what do you think? Will they agree? 773 00:32:25,930 --> 00:32:26,680 Come on! 774 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:27,930 First, don't stress. 775 00:32:27,970 --> 00:32:29,060 Second, don't panic. 776 00:32:29,180 --> 00:32:30,560 Third, no worries. 777 00:32:30,970 --> 00:32:32,310 Billa is with you. 778 00:32:32,430 --> 00:32:34,430 That's exactly what worries me. 779 00:32:34,850 --> 00:32:35,680 Come on. 780 00:32:36,430 --> 00:32:37,430 Please stop it. 781 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:38,810 Forgive me. 782 00:32:38,930 --> 00:32:39,810 ?? 783 00:32:39,850 --> 00:32:43,180 Break his legs so he can't walk back in. 784 00:32:43,350 --> 00:32:44,470 Some brave soul! 785 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,600 They're not telling us, he is telling that house help. 786 00:32:47,810 --> 00:32:48,430 ?? 787 00:32:48,470 --> 00:32:50,100 Boys, why are you hitting him? 788 00:32:50,180 --> 00:32:51,060 Father... 789 00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:53,060 Twice, twice... 790 00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:54,430 He served me cold tea. 791 00:32:54,810 --> 00:32:57,430 Oh brother, these people would kill for tea. 792 00:32:57,470 --> 00:32:59,310 Why did you come here? 793 00:32:59,810 --> 00:33:01,930 Boys... what brings you here? 794 00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:03,930 - Sat Sri Akal. - Sat Sri Akal. 795 00:33:03,970 --> 00:33:05,560 I am Sher Singh's son. 796 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,810 My dad is an inspector. 797 00:33:08,060 --> 00:33:11,600 And my uncle is a stenographer in court. 798 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,310 I don't care who is working where. 799 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:16,430 I asked, what brings you to my house? 800 00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:17,470 Rimpa! 801 00:33:18,220 --> 00:33:19,310 Lock the gate. 802 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:23,220 We were leaving, brother. 803 00:33:23,310 --> 00:33:24,560 I'm not saying this for you. 804 00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,430 I'm saying it so no animal gets in. 805 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:27,930 Okay. 806 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:30,930 I asked you, who are you? 807 00:33:31,060 --> 00:33:32,720 Speak up, Billa. 808 00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:35,560 Even if a lion was here instead of a cat (Billa)... 809 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,180 It wouldn't make a sound. 810 00:33:37,310 --> 00:33:38,720 Didn't you hear me? 811 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,430 I swear, it wasn't me. 812 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,560 I swear twice, I didn't do it either. 813 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,100 Why lie about a fart? 814 00:33:48,180 --> 00:33:50,310 Admit it. You didn't use weapons, it's just gas. 815 00:33:50,430 --> 00:33:51,310 I didn't do it. 816 00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:53,470 Looks like something exploded over there. 817 00:33:54,060 --> 00:33:55,470 Let's settle this. 818 00:33:55,810 --> 00:33:57,470 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe... 819 00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:58,560 Tell me, 820 00:33:58,850 --> 00:33:59,810 sisters, 821 00:33:59,850 --> 00:34:00,470 brothers, 822 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:01,810 who dropped the... 823 00:34:02,060 --> 00:34:05,060 atom... bomb? 824 00:34:05,180 --> 00:34:07,060 This brother did it. The one at the back. 825 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:09,810 I recognized the smell. 826 00:34:10,180 --> 00:34:11,310 Rimpa, it's yours. 827 00:34:11,310 --> 00:34:12,680 I'm going to lock the gate. 828 00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:13,680 Tell me... 829 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:15,680 Who are you? 830 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:17,560 Dad... 831 00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:22,430 I told them to meet you. 832 00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:23,810 I told you, 833 00:34:23,970 --> 00:34:26,430 Nimmo came into my life like an Angel. 834 00:34:26,470 --> 00:34:28,850 She showed her Angelic form at the right time. 835 00:34:28,930 --> 00:34:30,680 You'll know once you go inside. 836 00:34:31,060 --> 00:34:33,680 So son, what do you do? 837 00:34:34,310 --> 00:34:36,680 My dad is in the police. 838 00:34:37,060 --> 00:34:40,930 We two siblings live happily, and we have a nice house. 839 00:34:40,970 --> 00:34:42,100 That's good. 840 00:34:42,220 --> 00:34:43,220 Lucky you. 841 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:44,930 But what do you do? 842 00:34:45,350 --> 00:34:49,430 You know the market near Model Town? 843 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:51,220 There is a bank there. 844 00:34:51,310 --> 00:34:52,930 So you work in the bank? 845 00:34:53,180 --> 00:34:54,180 No, no... 846 00:34:54,430 --> 00:34:56,930 There is a police station behind the bank. 847 00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:00,310 My father is an officer there. 848 00:35:00,430 --> 00:35:02,970 We get it, your father is police. 849 00:35:03,060 --> 00:35:05,060 But what do YOU do? 850 00:35:05,810 --> 00:35:07,560 Oh... me? 851 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:08,350 Rimpa! 852 00:35:08,430 --> 00:35:09,060 Yes? 853 00:35:09,180 --> 00:35:10,220 Did you lock the gate? 854 00:35:10,310 --> 00:35:12,220 Yes, no stray animal can come in 855 00:35:12,310 --> 00:35:14,310 and no stray animal can go out. 856 00:35:15,060 --> 00:35:17,720 These beasts are calling us stray animals. 857 00:35:18,430 --> 00:35:20,350 What are you whispering? 858 00:35:20,850 --> 00:35:22,470 Brother, don't make him nervous. 859 00:35:22,810 --> 00:35:25,680 Tell them, you want to open a Nail Studio. 860 00:35:25,850 --> 00:35:27,060 Yes. 861 00:35:27,100 --> 00:35:30,850 Uncle, we are planning to open a Nail Studio. 862 00:35:30,930 --> 00:35:32,970 If God wills it... 863 00:35:33,060 --> 00:35:34,930 Why didn't you bring your family along? 864 00:35:34,970 --> 00:35:37,060 I'll bring them whenever you say. 865 00:35:37,180 --> 00:35:40,100 Nimmo said, come alone and meet the family first. 866 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:41,350 Attack! 867 00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:42,810 No! 868 00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:44,600 Uncle, I got them! 869 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,600 I killed the enemies, uncle. 870 00:35:47,970 --> 00:35:49,680 I got them! 871 00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:51,220 I don't know about bullets, 872 00:35:51,470 --> 00:35:53,560 but these people will kill us with noise. 873 00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:55,350 - Should we get going now? - Yes. 874 00:35:56,310 --> 00:35:57,430 Uncle, we're leaving now. 875 00:35:57,810 --> 00:36:00,810 Whatever you decide, WhatsApp us. 876 00:36:00,930 --> 00:36:01,970 It's okay, son. 877 00:36:02,430 --> 00:36:03,560 He's my nephew. 878 00:36:03,930 --> 00:36:04,930 He is a little special. 879 00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:07,430 Who did he take after? 880 00:36:10,810 --> 00:36:12,310 Oh. Okay. 881 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,060 Seemed so. 882 00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:15,810 This is a sign of good upbringing. 883 00:36:15,970 --> 00:36:16,930 This...? 884 00:36:16,970 --> 00:36:17,850 Not this, son. 885 00:36:17,930 --> 00:36:19,430 - I'm talking about you guys. - Oh okay! 886 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,180 That you came here to talk to us. 887 00:36:21,430 --> 00:36:23,310 So should I talk to my family now? 888 00:36:23,430 --> 00:36:25,470 But first we will get Deepi married. 889 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:26,810 Oh okay! 890 00:36:26,970 --> 00:36:29,180 Congratulations, Brother Deepi! 891 00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:30,430 I'm Rimpa. 892 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:31,560 Oh, sorry. 893 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,560 Congratulations, Brother Deepi! 894 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,930 I'm Jaggi. Deepi is my sister. 895 00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:39,060 Sister Deepi, wherever you are... 896 00:36:39,180 --> 00:36:40,850 Congratulations. 897 00:36:40,930 --> 00:36:42,560 Brother, I'm sitting right here. 898 00:36:42,850 --> 00:36:44,560 Oh... okay. 899 00:36:45,310 --> 00:36:47,810 Congratulations, Sister Deepi! 900 00:36:47,850 --> 00:36:48,720 To you too. 901 00:36:49,060 --> 00:36:51,310 Son... first Deepi gets married. 902 00:36:51,430 --> 00:36:53,180 - Okay. - Then we'll think about Nimmo. 903 00:36:53,310 --> 00:36:55,720 You know, weddings cost a fortune these days. 904 00:36:55,810 --> 00:36:56,680 Yes, I agree. 905 00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:58,350 We have to give a car to the groom too. 906 00:36:58,430 --> 00:36:59,430 Car is not a big deal. 907 00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:00,930 Kartar will give it. 908 00:37:01,060 --> 00:37:03,310 God has given him plenty. 909 00:37:03,430 --> 00:37:04,220 Right, Kartar? 910 00:37:04,310 --> 00:37:06,060 Put it on Kartar's tab. 911 00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:08,810 Son, it wouldn't be proper for us to take a car from you. 912 00:37:08,970 --> 00:37:09,930 You are right. 913 00:37:10,060 --> 00:37:10,970 How is it right? 914 00:37:11,060 --> 00:37:12,310 You said it, so it's done. 915 00:37:12,350 --> 00:37:13,930 Kartar will give you a car. 916 00:37:14,060 --> 00:37:15,970 Honking the horn... say "Paa!" 917 00:37:16,180 --> 00:37:16,720 Paa! 918 00:37:16,810 --> 00:37:19,810 Pee, Paa, Pee, Paa, Pee! It'll come just like that. 919 00:37:20,220 --> 00:37:21,970 Son, get some sweets. 920 00:37:22,060 --> 00:37:23,680 From today, this boy is like family to us. 921 00:37:32,850 --> 00:37:37,310 My love is delicate, a mirror of art, 922 00:37:37,350 --> 00:37:40,970 Dear, my love is delicate, a mirror of art, 923 00:37:41,060 --> 00:37:48,430 Don't leave, after stealing a maiden's heart. 924 00:37:48,470 --> 00:37:53,930 After stealing a maiden's heart. 925 00:37:54,930 --> 00:37:57,600 Girl, you haven't seen the heart of a Jatt, 926 00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:00,180 A Jatt's son is always number one. 927 00:38:00,350 --> 00:38:05,220 The boy lives in headlines, paper or none, 928 00:38:05,310 --> 00:38:09,680 Except for love, there is nothing I've won. 929 00:38:09,810 --> 00:38:14,470 I say, except for love, there is nothing I've won. 930 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:18,930 Wear white kurtas just for me, 931 00:38:18,970 --> 00:38:22,810 Wear white kurtas just for me, 932 00:38:22,850 --> 00:38:26,310 If the world won't let us meet, 933 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:30,180 Come visit my dreams you see, 934 00:38:30,220 --> 00:38:35,430 Come visit my dreams you see. 935 00:38:36,810 --> 00:38:39,180 Try it, girl, give it a whirl, 936 00:38:39,310 --> 00:38:41,680 Try being friends with a Jatt. 937 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:44,060 Mirrors on the kurta, peacocks on the wrap, 938 00:38:44,180 --> 00:38:46,430 Sequins shining bright, putting me on the map. 939 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,970 I came to this world to enjoy the fun, 940 00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:51,430 Living the high life under the sun. 941 00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:57,970 I don't stand around looking for a heart, 942 00:38:58,850 --> 00:39:03,310 Look at my swagger, that's the best part. 943 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:08,560 Look at my swagger, that's the best part. 944 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:14,220 Look at my swagger, that's the best part. 945 00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:27,560 In the cotton fields, my dear, 946 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:31,180 In the cotton fields, 947 00:39:31,310 --> 00:39:35,060 You let your words flow, 948 00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:39,810 While I keep agreeing while staying near. 949 00:39:39,850 --> 00:39:44,310 While I keep agreeing while staying near. 950 00:39:45,430 --> 00:39:47,810 The buttons on your Kurti stole this Jatt's heart, 951 00:39:47,850 --> 00:39:50,220 Look into the fire, you'll see only this Jatt in the dark. 952 00:39:50,310 --> 00:39:55,180 Look anywhere, you will find no one like me, 953 00:39:55,220 --> 00:40:00,060 I may look rough outside, but I'm honey-sweet when I speak. 954 00:40:00,180 --> 00:40:04,930 I may look rough outside, but I'm honey-sweet when I speak. 955 00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:10,100 Jatt may look rough outside, but I'm honey-sweet when I speak. 956 00:40:10,350 --> 00:40:12,100 We ask around four times before buying vegetables 957 00:40:12,220 --> 00:40:13,680 and you finalized your marriage without asking? 958 00:40:13,810 --> 00:40:15,850 So did you ask me before fixing my marriage? 959 00:40:15,930 --> 00:40:17,560 I'm your father. 960 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,310 When did I say you're my uncle? 961 00:40:19,430 --> 00:40:21,060 I have a good memory. 962 00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:22,430 Let me be clear. 963 00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,970 I will marry the one I love. 964 00:40:25,060 --> 00:40:27,560 No, you will marry the one I love. 965 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:28,600 Dad! What are you saying? 966 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:29,720 I mean, the one I say yes to. 967 00:40:29,810 --> 00:40:31,350 Why are you fighting? 968 00:40:31,430 --> 00:40:32,310 Let's make chits. 969 00:40:32,350 --> 00:40:34,810 Whoever's chit comes up, we'll go with their choice. 970 00:40:34,850 --> 00:40:35,430 End of story. 971 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:36,970 Uncle, is this a raffle? 972 00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:37,850 "Just pick one", he says! 973 00:40:37,930 --> 00:40:39,310 Let me tell you... 974 00:40:39,430 --> 00:40:40,970 They are dangerous people. 975 00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:42,560 Don't say I didn't warn you. 976 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:43,930 Forget it. I'm in the police too. 977 00:40:44,060 --> 00:40:45,350 They target the police first. 978 00:40:45,430 --> 00:40:47,560 Did you just agree to marry a dacoit's daughter? 979 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:49,680 Are you going to marry a boy? 980 00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:52,350 We'll later find out that our daughter-in-law has a mustache. 981 00:40:52,430 --> 00:40:53,810 Have you lost your mind, uncle? 982 00:40:53,970 --> 00:40:55,680 Why would I marry a boy? 983 00:40:55,810 --> 00:40:57,220 I said yes to the girl. 984 00:40:57,310 --> 00:40:58,680 Listen to me very carefully, 985 00:40:58,810 --> 00:41:00,180 I'm marrying Nimmo. 986 00:41:00,310 --> 00:41:01,680 Look how he threatens! 987 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:04,310 This stubbornness of yours is going to kill me. 988 00:41:04,350 --> 00:41:07,100 You're not the one in danger, you are the danger. 989 00:41:07,180 --> 00:41:08,310 Nothing will happen to you. 990 00:41:08,350 --> 00:41:09,470 You're very stubbirn. 991 00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:12,430 It is my fault that I was born in a stubborn man's house. 992 00:41:13,060 --> 00:41:14,430 - Son? - Nephew? 993 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:15,930 Hey! 994 00:41:16,310 --> 00:41:17,350 Oh no! 995 00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:21,560 Billa, I don't know what to do. 996 00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:24,220 Dad has take a stand. 997 00:41:24,470 --> 00:41:26,680 Look, you can't leave Nimmo, 998 00:41:26,810 --> 00:41:28,680 and your dad will marry you off somewhere else. 999 00:41:28,810 --> 00:41:31,470 From what I see, 1000 00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,310 there is only one solution. 1001 00:41:34,060 --> 00:41:34,970 What? 1002 00:41:35,930 --> 00:41:37,310 Jump. 1003 00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:41,680 That day you got beaten black and blue, 1004 00:41:42,310 --> 00:41:43,720 does it still hurt or is it gone? 1005 00:41:43,810 --> 00:41:45,680 No, it still hurts. 1006 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:48,060 Then why ask for another beating? 1007 00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,310 I gave good advice. 1008 00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,100 Goodness is out of fashion these days. 1009 00:41:55,310 --> 00:41:56,060 Look at this! 1010 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:57,720 Dad causes trouble 1011 00:41:58,350 --> 00:42:00,350 and Mom calls to compromise. 1012 00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:01,180 Listen? 1013 00:42:01,220 --> 00:42:02,060 Yes, mother? 1014 00:42:02,100 --> 00:42:04,060 Son, your dad had an accident. 1015 00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:05,310 Come quickly. 1016 00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:14,430 I don't know what happened. 1017 00:42:14,470 --> 00:42:15,430 Mom? 1018 00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:16,850 Mom, what happened? 1019 00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:19,220 He left home to cajole you. 1020 00:42:19,310 --> 00:42:20,680 He had an accident on the way. 1021 00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:22,060 Never thought this would happen. 1022 00:42:24,350 --> 00:42:25,680 Are you with the patient? 1023 00:42:25,810 --> 00:42:26,720 - Yes... yes. - Yes. 1024 00:42:26,810 --> 00:42:27,560 Sorry. 1025 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:28,560 We couldn't save him. 1026 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:31,680 - Oh my God! I'm ruined! - Brother! 1027 00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:32,930 Please, don't cry. 1028 00:42:33,180 --> 00:42:34,720 If you had brought him 2 hours earlier, 1029 00:42:34,810 --> 00:42:36,060 we might have saved your mother. 1030 00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:37,060 - Mother? - Mother? 1031 00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:38,600 But what could Mom have done? 1032 00:42:39,310 --> 00:42:41,310 - Dad was just admitted an hour ago. - Yes, 1033 00:42:41,930 --> 00:42:42,850 Dad? 1034 00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:44,680 Sher Singh... My dad! 1035 00:42:44,810 --> 00:42:45,720 Okay, okay. 1036 00:42:45,810 --> 00:42:48,970 I am talking about the lady, whom we could not save. 1037 00:42:49,060 --> 00:42:50,560 Sher Singh is alright! 1038 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:51,560 Thank God! 1039 00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:52,350 Thank God! 1040 00:42:52,430 --> 00:42:53,560 You misunderstood. 1041 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,060 What I meant is he's just left with "All Right" (the right side). 1042 00:42:56,180 --> 00:42:57,680 The entire left side is gone. 1043 00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,680 Son, tell me what happened. 1044 00:43:01,810 --> 00:43:03,430 Doctor says... 1045 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,560 Dad is half alive. 1046 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,350 My son is half dead?! 1047 00:43:09,060 --> 00:43:10,680 Mother, you should worry. 1048 00:43:10,810 --> 00:43:13,470 We'll know whether he survives or not, only after he wakes up. 1049 00:43:13,850 --> 00:43:14,810 Oh God! 1050 00:43:15,060 --> 00:43:16,930 - Sister-in-law, let's see brother. - Dad! 1051 00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:34,060 Look, you've spent 25-30 lakhs rupees, 1052 00:43:34,350 --> 00:43:35,810 and he's still not out of the coma. 1053 00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:38,680 I don't think there is any point in keeping him here. 1054 00:43:39,060 --> 00:43:41,180 You can take him home. 1055 00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:42,850 You lost the right side... 1056 00:43:43,100 --> 00:43:44,310 you lost the left side. 1057 00:43:44,350 --> 00:43:46,720 Now if you want to lose your home, then keep him here. 1058 00:43:54,930 --> 00:43:56,180 Lord Almighty! 1059 00:43:58,470 --> 00:43:59,430 Mom? 1060 00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,680 Does the bill really come to 15-16,000 rupees? 1061 00:44:01,930 --> 00:44:03,430 It does, son. 1062 00:44:04,180 --> 00:44:05,930 The car installment is still due. 1063 00:44:06,180 --> 00:44:07,180 Tell me something, 1064 00:44:07,310 --> 00:44:09,810 how do you run the house on Dad's salary? 1065 00:44:09,850 --> 00:44:12,430 We ran it on your Dad's extra income. 1066 00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:15,430 The money I saved for your sister's wedding 1067 00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:17,180 went into his treatment. 1068 00:44:17,430 --> 00:44:19,470 If you had a job, 1069 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:21,810 we wouldn't be seeing these days. 1070 00:44:21,930 --> 00:44:24,810 Son, meet a senior officer. 1071 00:44:25,350 --> 00:44:28,680 If you get a job in your father's place, it will help. 1072 00:44:32,180 --> 00:44:33,680 Yes, yes, grind it well. 1073 00:44:33,810 --> 00:44:35,560 Crush it. 1074 00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,430 No, use an earthen pot and a wooden pestle. 1075 00:44:38,810 --> 00:44:41,350 Add two Indian gooseberries, use tamarind for the rest. 1076 00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:44,100 Soak it overnight, strain it in the morning 1077 00:44:44,180 --> 00:44:45,350 and drink it empty stomach. 1078 00:44:45,430 --> 00:44:48,810 Your liver will shine, and sparks will fly from your bellybutton! 1079 00:44:50,180 --> 00:44:52,310 Okay, you keep grinding, I'm hanging up. 1080 00:44:53,810 --> 00:44:54,680 - Avtar Singh. - Yes, sir. 1081 00:44:54,810 --> 00:44:56,930 Prepare the packet and deliver it to Mangal Singh. 1082 00:44:57,060 --> 00:44:57,810 I'll do it, sir. 1083 00:44:57,850 --> 00:44:59,430 I need two days off. 1084 00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,720 You come to work three days a week and you want two days off? 1085 00:45:02,810 --> 00:45:04,680 Sir, I work day and night for you. 1086 00:45:04,810 --> 00:45:05,930 What work do you do for me? 1087 00:45:06,180 --> 00:45:07,430 Am I running a catering service? 1088 00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:08,930 Are you packing my tents? 1089 00:45:09,060 --> 00:45:10,850 Sir, my brother-in-law's engagement is coming up. 1090 00:45:10,930 --> 00:45:12,930 If I don't go, my wife will kill me. 1091 00:45:12,970 --> 00:45:14,810 And if you go, I'll definitely kill you. 1092 00:45:14,930 --> 00:45:17,180 This time I won't suspend you, I'll terminate you. 1093 00:45:17,220 --> 00:45:18,310 How many brothers-in-law do you have? 1094 00:45:18,350 --> 00:45:21,060 You've married off 43 of them right in front of me! 1095 00:45:21,180 --> 00:45:23,430 How did you get married into such a family? 1096 00:45:24,430 --> 00:45:24,680 Yes? 1097 00:45:24,810 --> 00:45:26,680 Sir, Sub-Inspector Sher Singh's son is here. 1098 00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:28,560 If he's already here then send him in. 1099 00:45:28,810 --> 00:45:29,430 Yes, sir. 1100 00:45:33,810 --> 00:45:34,930 Sir, Sat Sri Akal. 1101 00:45:35,060 --> 00:45:36,350 Sat Sri Akal... Sat Sri Akal. 1102 00:45:36,430 --> 00:45:37,310 Have a seat. 1103 00:45:37,350 --> 00:45:38,350 Sit down. 1104 00:45:39,100 --> 00:45:41,560 How do I praise your father? 1105 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:42,930 No matter how much I do, it's never enough. 1106 00:45:43,100 --> 00:45:44,430 My dad used to say: 1107 00:45:44,810 --> 00:45:46,850 "However much one praises you, it's still not enough." 1108 00:45:48,100 --> 00:45:50,720 Sir, these... packets... the medicines... 1109 00:45:50,930 --> 00:45:51,930 Is everything okay? 1110 00:45:52,060 --> 00:45:53,060 Yes, all good. 1111 00:45:53,100 --> 00:45:54,060 You probably don't know, 1112 00:45:54,100 --> 00:45:57,310 I might not thrash thieves or robbers all month, 1113 00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:00,810 but if I don't grind Jang Harar, Baheda, Javitri, 1114 00:46:00,850 --> 00:46:02,680 Kaunch beej, Hing, Magh (herbs and spices) ... 1115 00:46:02,850 --> 00:46:05,350 twice a day, I don't get peace. 1116 00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,310 Sir, which gang are these goons from? 1117 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,470 No, no, not goons. 1118 00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:10,930 These are local remedies. 1119 00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:11,970 Anyway, forget that. 1120 00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:13,720 What brought you here? 1121 00:46:14,180 --> 00:46:15,100 Sir, my motorcycle. 1122 00:46:15,180 --> 00:46:17,060 No, no. I didn't ask for the mode of transportation. 1123 00:46:17,180 --> 00:46:18,850 I asked why you came here. 1124 00:46:20,060 --> 00:46:20,930 Sir... 1125 00:46:21,470 --> 00:46:23,680 Daddy is "walking" in a coma. 1126 00:46:23,930 --> 00:46:26,430 That's strange, how can someone walk in a coma? 1127 00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:29,350 No sir, he's not walking. 1128 00:46:29,470 --> 00:46:31,430 I mean, Daddy is lying in a coma. 1129 00:46:31,470 --> 00:46:33,930 Well, in a coma a person always lies down. 1130 00:46:34,060 --> 00:46:36,060 Why would he stand up? Don't be stupid. 1131 00:46:36,310 --> 00:46:39,810 Also, I am still doing research on it. 1132 00:46:39,930 --> 00:46:41,930 There's no cure for coma yet. 1133 00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:43,560 Sir, I didn't come for medicine. 1134 00:46:43,810 --> 00:46:47,220 I mean, Dad has been in a coma for a long time. 1135 00:46:47,470 --> 00:46:49,680 Only the salary is coming in, 1136 00:46:50,310 --> 00:46:51,720 the "extra income" has stopped. 1137 00:46:51,810 --> 00:46:53,810 It's been ages since I ate apples with stickers. 1138 00:46:53,930 --> 00:46:57,850 I just wanted to ask, can I take over Dad's duty? 1139 00:46:58,180 --> 00:47:00,430 Did your dad sell ice pops or what? 1140 00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:02,810 That he gets sick and you take over the cart? 1141 00:47:02,930 --> 00:47:03,850 That's not how it works. 1142 00:47:03,930 --> 00:47:07,560 Compassionate grounds apply to death cases, 1143 00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:08,930 not coma cases. 1144 00:47:08,970 --> 00:47:13,060 And anyway, my gut says Sher Singh will wake up. 1145 00:47:13,100 --> 00:47:16,180 Sir, Dad is fighting a battle between life and death. 1146 00:47:16,220 --> 00:47:18,060 Then let him fight, 1147 00:47:18,180 --> 00:47:19,970 that's a soldier's job. 1148 00:47:20,060 --> 00:47:22,180 He fights wars. And you're panicking like 1149 00:47:22,310 --> 00:47:24,430 he's rusting away just because he's sleeping. 1150 00:47:24,470 --> 00:47:26,310 Don't panic in tough times, kid. 1151 00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:30,180 Whatever trouble comes, face it head-on. Okay? 1152 00:47:30,930 --> 00:47:34,350 Now listen, there's one very important thing. 1153 00:47:34,430 --> 00:47:35,430 Write this down. 1154 00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,430 Give him a pen and paper. 1155 00:47:38,310 --> 00:47:39,220 Note this... 1156 00:47:39,310 --> 00:47:40,310 Yes! 1157 00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:43,350 Wake up early and meditate. 1158 00:47:44,810 --> 00:47:46,810 Damn it. 1159 00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:48,600 Next, sir? 1160 00:47:48,930 --> 00:47:50,560 Yes, write this too. 1161 00:47:50,930 --> 00:47:52,180 That one's already memorized. 1162 00:47:52,220 --> 00:47:53,850 Okay, one more thing: 1163 00:47:53,930 --> 00:47:55,180 Take these two packets. 1164 00:47:55,220 --> 00:47:57,600 Have them early morning for two days. 1165 00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:00,430 Your digestion will improve and you'll sleep better. 1166 00:48:00,470 --> 00:48:02,680 Acid reflux will stop too. 1167 00:48:04,310 --> 00:48:05,430 Alright, sir. 1168 00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:11,310 If you need more, just take it. 1169 00:48:12,470 --> 00:48:13,310 Mom... 1170 00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:16,180 - please have your dinner. - The DSP sent you back empty-handed, right? 1171 00:48:16,930 --> 00:48:19,810 He gave these little packets. 1172 00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:21,970 Said to take them with milk. 1173 00:48:22,180 --> 00:48:23,180 Your digestion will improve. 1174 00:48:23,220 --> 00:48:26,470 If I permanently fix your digestion, will you listen to me? 1175 00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:28,560 How? 1176 00:48:28,810 --> 00:48:32,100 Look, the DSP said you get a job in a death case, 1177 00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:33,430 not in a coma case. 1178 00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:34,180 Yeah. 1179 00:48:34,220 --> 00:48:36,560 Replace the "coma" with a full stop. 1180 00:48:36,850 --> 00:48:37,810 I didn't get that. 1181 00:48:37,850 --> 00:48:39,930 Boss, cut the string. 1182 00:48:40,180 --> 00:48:41,310 "Cut the string?" 1183 00:48:41,310 --> 00:48:42,810 Get rid of the problem. 1184 00:48:42,850 --> 00:48:45,600 D for Death. In a death case, you get the job. 1185 00:48:45,850 --> 00:48:47,470 Don't make me put an "E for End" to you. 1186 00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:49,060 You want him to die by my hands? 1187 00:48:49,220 --> 00:48:51,180 I'm not saying that you should actually kill him. 1188 00:48:51,310 --> 00:48:52,720 Just move him aside. 1189 00:48:52,810 --> 00:48:54,470 Move him aside? Is he a pillow or what? 1190 00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:55,310 He's my Dad! 1191 00:48:55,430 --> 00:48:57,100 Just hear me out. 1192 00:48:57,180 --> 00:49:00,100 We'll spread word in the village that Uncle has passed away. 1193 00:49:00,180 --> 00:49:01,930 You'll get the job. 1194 00:49:02,060 --> 00:49:03,560 What nonsense is this? 1195 00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:06,720 It's not nonsense, it's survival. 1196 00:49:06,810 --> 00:49:08,470 Your life will be set. 1197 00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,720 Uncle will soon retire if he keeps lying down like that, 1198 00:49:10,810 --> 00:49:12,310 and after that you won't get his job. 1199 00:49:12,430 --> 00:49:16,680 Honestly, I see working as a daily wager for a scrap dealer. 1200 00:49:19,430 --> 00:49:20,310 Yes, Nimmo? 1201 00:49:20,310 --> 00:49:20,810 Hello 1202 00:49:20,930 --> 00:49:23,680 The car we promised for Deepi's wedding... 1203 00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:26,060 Can we give a Scorpio? 1204 00:49:26,430 --> 00:49:27,470 - Brother? - Yes... 1205 00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:28,470 Come and have dinner. 1206 00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:29,310 Thank you. 1207 00:49:29,350 --> 00:49:30,970 I'll call you back. 1208 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:32,970 - Did he say yes? - Yes! 1209 00:49:34,310 --> 00:49:36,060 I got into this mess because of you. 1210 00:49:36,100 --> 00:49:37,430 What did I do now? 1211 00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:40,180 The car we promised for Deepi... 1212 00:49:40,310 --> 00:49:41,680 They want a Scorpio! 1213 00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:44,720 Not Scorpio, we'll give them a Fortuner. 1214 00:49:44,970 --> 00:49:46,560 Uncle when alive is worth nothing... 1215 00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:47,930 Dead, he's worth a crore. 1216 00:49:47,970 --> 00:49:49,430 The phrase says worth a lakh. 1217 00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:51,310 The job is worth a crore. 1218 00:49:51,430 --> 00:49:53,220 A lakh is just one month's salary. 1219 00:49:56,100 --> 00:49:57,310 But how do we convince my family? 1220 00:49:57,350 --> 00:49:59,220 The same way I convinced you. 1221 00:50:08,850 --> 00:50:11,680 I'll break your legs if anyone touches my son. 1222 00:50:11,720 --> 00:50:12,680 How could you even think about this? 1223 00:50:12,810 --> 00:50:14,680 Aren't you ashamed of yourself for even thinking about it? 1224 00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:16,060 Mom, I didn't think of it. 1225 00:50:16,100 --> 00:50:17,310 Billa did. 1226 00:50:17,350 --> 00:50:20,310 I'll thrash all you idiots if I stand up! 1227 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:24,100 You all are jumping on me like I'm the one getting the job. 1228 00:50:24,350 --> 00:50:26,060 Uncle is lying here now... 1229 00:50:26,100 --> 00:50:27,180 We're just saying that he'll lie over there, in a corner. 1230 00:50:27,310 --> 00:50:29,060 Is he a calf to be put in a corner? 1231 00:50:29,430 --> 00:50:31,970 What "World Cup" is he winning sitting here? 1232 00:50:32,060 --> 00:50:34,560 Watch your mouth! That's our Dad! 1233 00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:35,930 Exactly, he's our Dad! 1234 00:50:35,970 --> 00:50:37,060 Stop talking nonsense! 1235 00:50:37,100 --> 00:50:38,810 You've no backbone, do you? 1236 00:50:38,930 --> 00:50:42,180 A minute ago you were dreaming of a police officer's uniform. 1237 00:50:42,350 --> 00:50:45,100 I got carried away and said it in the flow. 1238 00:50:45,180 --> 00:50:47,430 That "flow" will ruin your life. 1239 00:50:47,470 --> 00:50:50,680 You're not capable of studying and landing a job anyway. 1240 00:50:50,850 --> 00:50:54,930 The joining letter is lying at home, use it, 1241 00:50:54,970 --> 00:50:56,970 it'll fix everything. 1242 00:50:57,810 --> 00:50:59,100 You have to you get her married. 1243 00:50:59,180 --> 00:51:00,310 You want to get married. 1244 00:51:00,430 --> 00:51:01,430 And Grandma... 1245 00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:03,810 her phone bill is higher than her medical bill. 1246 00:51:03,850 --> 00:51:05,310 Like I spend lakhs on it? 1247 00:51:05,430 --> 00:51:07,180 I do a 300 rupee recharge. 1248 00:51:07,430 --> 00:51:09,430 Wait a month, Grandma, 1249 00:51:09,470 --> 00:51:11,970 you'll be begging for a 20 rupee top-up. 1250 00:51:12,060 --> 00:51:14,430 Billa's idea sounds worthless right now, 1251 00:51:14,470 --> 00:51:16,810 but after some time you'll say, 1252 00:51:16,850 --> 00:51:18,810 "If only we had listened to Billa." 1253 00:51:18,850 --> 00:51:19,850 And you...? 1254 00:51:20,310 --> 00:51:21,930 You will be working for a scrap dealer. 1255 00:51:22,310 --> 00:51:23,100 Auntie, you? 1256 00:51:23,180 --> 00:51:25,220 You'll be washing dishes at other people's homes. 1257 00:51:25,310 --> 00:51:28,060 Grandma has only a few months left anyway. 1258 00:51:29,350 --> 00:51:30,350 And you, sister... 1259 00:51:30,430 --> 00:51:33,220 You'll be stitching clothes for others. 1260 00:51:43,970 --> 00:51:45,220 Cut the string. 1261 00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:53,430 Come on then, pack Uncle's things and start praying. 1262 00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:55,430 Son... do we really have to go right now? 1263 00:51:55,470 --> 00:51:56,680 Mummy, why are you panicking? 1264 00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,430 It's not like we are sending abroad through Donkey route. 1265 00:51:58,470 --> 00:51:59,810 But where will you keep him? 1266 00:51:59,930 --> 00:52:01,310 I've made all the arrangements. 1267 00:52:01,430 --> 00:52:02,680 No one goes there. 1268 00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:04,680 You can go see him anytime. 1269 00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:05,430 Alright. 1270 00:52:06,180 --> 00:52:07,180 Come on, Dad. 1271 00:52:07,310 --> 00:52:08,470 Time to leave that pillow, 1272 00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:09,930 For your address is changing. 1273 00:52:10,430 --> 00:52:12,060 "Pick him up...!" 1274 00:52:14,310 --> 00:52:16,310 What's the commotion about? 1275 00:52:17,310 --> 00:52:19,680 - Stop, stop! - Uncle's here. Don't panic. 1276 00:52:19,850 --> 00:52:20,600 Oh no. 1277 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:22,560 Kartaar, where are you all going at this hour? 1278 00:52:24,350 --> 00:52:25,060 What? 1279 00:52:25,720 --> 00:52:26,850 Dad's sick. 1280 00:52:27,060 --> 00:52:28,100 We're taking him to the hospital. 1281 00:52:28,180 --> 00:52:30,060 Huh? Brother's sick? 1282 00:52:30,220 --> 00:52:31,720 I'll come along too. Let's go. 1283 00:52:31,810 --> 00:52:33,970 Come on, Uncle, this isn't a political rally. 1284 00:52:34,060 --> 00:52:34,810 Stay home. 1285 00:52:35,100 --> 00:52:37,100 You will need people there, nephew. 1286 00:52:37,180 --> 00:52:38,180 Why, are we not people? 1287 00:52:38,220 --> 00:52:39,680 There are already five inside. 1288 00:52:39,810 --> 00:52:40,930 - Will you ride on the roof? - Yeah. 1289 00:52:41,060 --> 00:52:43,560 I won't mind, if you drive properly. 1290 00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:45,220 Stop joking, Uncle. 1291 00:52:45,430 --> 00:52:48,310 Stay home, we'll call if needed. 1292 00:52:48,430 --> 00:52:49,560 Yes. 1293 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:51,720 They're picking up old people in the city. 1294 00:52:51,810 --> 00:52:53,930 Stay with Grandma and guard her. 1295 00:52:53,970 --> 00:52:54,430 - Yes. - Yes. 1296 00:52:54,470 --> 00:52:55,220 Take care, we'll be back. 1297 00:52:55,350 --> 00:52:57,970 We'll be back, Uncle. He is impossible. 1298 00:52:59,060 --> 00:53:00,430 Kartaar, we're done for! 1299 00:53:00,470 --> 00:53:02,430 - There is a police check post ahead! - Mangal, stop them! 1300 00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:04,560 Stop, stop, stop. 1301 00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:05,850 Pull over! 1302 00:53:11,310 --> 00:53:12,850 What's your name, son? 1303 00:53:12,930 --> 00:53:13,850 K... K... K... 1304 00:53:13,930 --> 00:53:14,850 Kiran? 1305 00:53:15,100 --> 00:53:17,930 You're my Kirannn... 1306 00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:19,600 It's Kartaar Singh, sir. 1307 00:53:21,060 --> 00:53:22,810 You ruined my mood. 1308 00:53:23,180 --> 00:53:26,060 Where are you headed at midnight? 1309 00:53:26,100 --> 00:53:27,310 - Hospital. - Relatives' place. 1310 00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:28,470 Huh? 1311 00:53:30,930 --> 00:53:33,560 Hospital or relatives' place? 1312 00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:35,310 Our relatives run a hospital, sir. 1313 00:53:37,220 --> 00:53:39,810 Judging by your faces, looks more like... 1314 00:53:39,930 --> 00:53:43,930 your relatives run a roadside restaurant, not a hospital. 1315 00:53:44,310 --> 00:53:46,430 Step outside, son. 1316 00:53:46,470 --> 00:53:48,310 Let's inaugurate your hospital. 1317 00:53:48,350 --> 00:53:49,220 Come on. 1318 00:53:49,310 --> 00:53:50,680 Come on, son. 1319 00:53:58,930 --> 00:54:01,180 Seeing the police made him sleepy, huh? 1320 00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:03,930 Great acting! 1321 00:54:05,310 --> 00:54:06,350 Get up! 1322 00:54:06,430 --> 00:54:08,930 Come on, hero, wake up! 1323 00:54:09,100 --> 00:54:11,720 Sir, he's "walking" in a coma. 1324 00:54:11,810 --> 00:54:13,810 Then stop him, 1325 00:54:13,930 --> 00:54:16,060 otherwise he'll cross the border! 1326 00:54:16,180 --> 00:54:19,930 No, no sir, coma is an illness, like paralysis. 1327 00:54:20,100 --> 00:54:22,060 Whatever! 1328 00:54:22,100 --> 00:54:23,350 Tell me the truth. 1329 00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:24,430 Where are you going? 1330 00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:25,970 Sir, they cut the kite string. 1331 00:54:26,310 --> 00:54:27,850 I've got nothing to do with it. 1332 00:54:31,810 --> 00:54:33,310 Where did this "kite" come from? 1333 00:54:33,430 --> 00:54:35,720 Sir, my sister's mentally unstable. 1334 00:54:35,850 --> 00:54:38,310 One day she was flying kites, 1335 00:54:38,430 --> 00:54:41,180 and right in front of her, someone's throat was slit with a string. 1336 00:54:41,220 --> 00:54:42,930 Since then she keeps repeating it. 1337 00:54:43,100 --> 00:54:43,810 Right, Mom? 1338 00:54:43,930 --> 00:54:44,810 Yes, Brother. 1339 00:54:44,850 --> 00:54:46,470 Ever since that day she keeps saying, 1340 00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:48,430 "Cut the string, cut the string." 1341 00:54:48,810 --> 00:54:49,430 Yes. 1342 00:54:49,470 --> 00:54:51,430 I'm asking for the last time, 1343 00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,720 where are you really going? 1344 00:54:53,810 --> 00:54:57,310 Or I'll cut everyone's string tonight... 1345 00:54:58,310 --> 00:54:58,970 At the doctor's place. 1346 00:55:00,310 --> 00:55:01,560 At midnight? 1347 00:55:02,850 --> 00:55:04,850 The doctor called us at midnight, sir. 1348 00:55:04,930 --> 00:55:07,180 Why? Does he moonlight as a welder during the day? 1349 00:55:07,430 --> 00:55:09,930 - I... - Quiet. 1350 00:55:10,180 --> 00:55:11,720 I'm suspicious. 1351 00:55:12,060 --> 00:55:12,810 Mangal! 1352 00:55:12,930 --> 00:55:13,720 Yes, sir! 1353 00:55:13,810 --> 00:55:15,930 Drag all these "kites" out. 1354 00:55:16,060 --> 00:55:16,850 Okay, sir! 1355 00:55:22,310 --> 00:55:23,430 Sher Singh? 1356 00:55:23,970 --> 00:55:25,970 He's Sub-Inspector Sher Singh. 1357 00:55:26,180 --> 00:55:27,810 He's one of ours? 1358 00:55:27,850 --> 00:55:29,100 - Yes, sir! - Yes! 1359 00:55:29,180 --> 00:55:30,310 Dad is a police officer. 1360 00:55:30,430 --> 00:55:33,430 He was on duty when he had the accident and went into a coma. 1361 00:55:33,470 --> 00:55:35,310 We're taking him for a check-up. 1362 00:55:35,470 --> 00:55:40,100 Then hurry, otherwise doctors say, 1363 00:55:40,310 --> 00:55:44,600 "If you'd brought him ten minutes earlier, we could've saved him." 1364 00:55:44,810 --> 00:55:47,430 Only God understands these doctors. 1365 00:55:48,850 --> 00:55:49,810 Come on, Billa. 1366 00:55:49,850 --> 00:55:50,680 Hurry up. 1367 00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:52,430 But don't over speed. 1368 00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:53,310 - Let's go. - Go on. 1369 00:55:53,430 --> 00:55:54,100 - That was close. - Sat Sri Akal, sir. 1370 00:55:54,180 --> 00:55:56,930 - Sat Sri Akal. Sat Sri Akal. - Thank you, God, for saving us. 1371 00:56:09,810 --> 00:56:10,810 Oh, you guys are here? 1372 00:56:10,930 --> 00:56:13,600 Don't worry, I'll finish the job in two days. 1373 00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:14,680 "Finish the job?" 1374 00:56:14,850 --> 00:56:15,850 What's he saying? 1375 00:56:15,930 --> 00:56:18,680 You told me on the phone to "take care of the guy." 1376 00:56:18,810 --> 00:56:19,930 I didn't ask you to take care of him like that. 1377 00:56:20,060 --> 00:56:21,180 Just keep him here. 1378 00:56:21,430 --> 00:56:22,560 Just keep him here? 1379 00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:24,310 Fine, put him anywhere you want. 1380 00:56:24,350 --> 00:56:25,180 "Put him anywhere?" 1381 00:56:25,310 --> 00:56:26,680 Hey, he's my dad, not a cooler! 1382 00:56:26,810 --> 00:56:28,720 You need to keep him here and look after him. 1383 00:56:28,810 --> 00:56:29,350 Okay. 1384 00:56:29,430 --> 00:56:31,560 Like your own father. Got it? 1385 00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:35,720 Got it, I'll serve him so well if he calls me once, I'll listen twice. 1386 00:56:35,810 --> 00:56:37,180 If he signals with his hand, I'll come running. 1387 00:56:37,220 --> 00:56:39,350 If he kicks me I'll take it. Anything else? 1388 00:56:39,430 --> 00:56:42,060 He can't do any of that, he's in a coma. 1389 00:56:42,100 --> 00:56:43,060 But he is right here. 1390 00:56:43,180 --> 00:56:46,060 Coma isn't a vacation spot, it's an illness. 1391 00:56:46,100 --> 00:56:48,060 He cannot move around. 1392 00:56:48,100 --> 00:56:49,310 Then why bring him here? 1393 00:56:49,350 --> 00:56:50,560 Why not keep him at home? 1394 00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:51,600 Are you going somewhere? 1395 00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:53,470 His horoscope says, 1396 00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:57,680 if we keep him in a miserable place, he'll recover faster. 1397 00:56:57,720 --> 00:56:58,560 Got it. 1398 00:56:58,600 --> 00:56:59,680 You have picked the perfect spot. 1399 00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:02,180 - I'll starve him! - I'll punch you! 1400 00:57:02,220 --> 00:57:03,430 What nonsense is this? 1401 00:57:04,430 --> 00:57:07,180 He's fine, there's just a language barrier. 1402 00:57:07,350 --> 00:57:09,310 Yes... I don't know Punjabi. 1403 00:57:09,350 --> 00:57:10,180 What's your name? 1404 00:57:10,310 --> 00:57:10,930 Raju. 1405 00:57:10,970 --> 00:57:15,060 Raju, keep him here and take good care of him. 1406 00:57:15,180 --> 00:57:15,810 Yes. 1407 00:57:15,930 --> 00:57:17,680 Brother, I have a job... 1408 00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:18,720 What's your salary? 1409 00:57:19,310 --> 00:57:20,850 Ten... 12,000. 1410 00:57:23,220 --> 00:57:25,100 Here is 15,000 rupees. 1411 00:57:26,430 --> 00:57:27,310 Don't worry, sir. 1412 00:57:27,430 --> 00:57:29,100 For this much I'll give him the full spa treatment. 1413 00:57:29,180 --> 00:57:31,430 I've done a beauty course! 1414 00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:32,310 Dad... 1415 00:57:33,930 --> 00:57:35,350 I don't feel good about this, 1416 00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:37,060 but we have no choice. 1417 00:57:39,430 --> 00:57:41,720 Mom, we'll do the last rites tomorrow at 12. 1418 00:57:41,810 --> 00:57:43,060 We'll have to do rites too? 1419 00:57:43,180 --> 00:57:46,310 How else will people know Uncle passed away? 1420 00:57:46,430 --> 00:57:47,930 - We'll just say he's missing. - Yes. 1421 00:57:48,060 --> 00:57:51,060 Compassionate jobs are for death cases, not missing persons. 1422 00:57:51,180 --> 00:57:52,430 Then whose rites will we perform? 1423 00:57:52,470 --> 00:57:53,930 We'll manage. 1424 00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:55,560 An unclaimed body? 1425 00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:56,930 Why do you need it, Billa? 1426 00:57:57,060 --> 00:57:59,350 Bro, we just have to cremate it, not marry it. 1427 00:57:59,430 --> 00:58:00,310 If you have one, tell me. 1428 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:01,680 There is a body... 1429 00:58:01,930 --> 00:58:02,930 but I can't give it. 1430 00:58:03,180 --> 00:58:04,560 My job is at stake. 1431 00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:06,310 My job is on the line too. 1432 00:58:06,350 --> 00:58:07,220 Meaning? 1433 00:58:07,310 --> 00:58:07,930 Leave it... 1434 00:58:07,970 --> 00:58:09,930 I'll give you 50,000 rupees. 1435 00:58:10,060 --> 00:58:10,930 Then consider it done. 1436 00:58:10,970 --> 00:58:12,560 You said he's your friend. 1437 00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:13,810 Turns out his only true friend is money. 1438 00:58:14,100 --> 00:58:14,930 Let's go. 1439 00:58:15,180 --> 00:58:16,600 Here's your unclaimed body. 1440 00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:19,180 This is a woman! 1441 00:58:19,430 --> 00:58:21,060 We don't order corpses from a menu. 1442 00:58:21,180 --> 00:58:22,430 We take what we get. 1443 00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:23,350 Now what, Billa? 1444 00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:24,850 Relax. Don't worry. 1445 00:58:24,930 --> 00:58:27,430 Once it's wrapped, no one will know the difference. 1446 00:58:27,470 --> 00:58:28,100 Hmm. 1447 00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:31,430 Be careful. Make sure no one finds out. 1448 00:58:33,850 --> 00:58:36,930 What illness did Brother have? 1449 00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,850 He looks "hot" post death. 1450 00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:41,850 What nonsense, Uncle! 1451 00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:46,810 Son... Brother's whole shape has changed. 1452 00:58:46,930 --> 00:58:49,060 Disease eats a person up. 1453 00:58:49,430 --> 00:58:51,970 But why is he shorter? 1454 00:58:52,310 --> 00:58:54,350 Illness doesn't shrink height. 1455 00:58:54,930 --> 00:58:58,180 Uncle, Dad had a height infection. 1456 00:58:58,930 --> 00:59:01,060 He lost three inches. 1457 00:59:01,310 --> 00:59:04,310 He'd lose an inch every ten minutes! 1458 00:59:04,350 --> 00:59:07,720 Let's cremate him now, before he disappears completely. 1459 00:59:07,810 --> 00:59:09,930 Let me see my brother's face... 1460 00:59:09,970 --> 00:59:11,810 I'll go with him. 1461 00:59:11,930 --> 00:59:14,850 Uncle, is he leaving on a scooter that you want to hop on back? 1462 00:59:14,930 --> 00:59:16,430 Act wise. 1463 00:59:17,100 --> 00:59:21,720 "Your brother-in-law has a heart like an ocean, sister-in-law." 1464 00:59:21,810 --> 00:59:25,850 Now who will I party with? 1465 00:59:29,470 --> 00:59:30,180 Yes, Bhime? 1466 00:59:30,310 --> 00:59:32,060 The unclaimed body you took... 1467 00:59:32,180 --> 00:59:33,810 - Yes? - Her family found out about it. 1468 00:59:33,850 --> 00:59:35,180 They're coming to stop the cremation. 1469 00:59:35,350 --> 00:59:38,930 - I want to see my brother's face! - Huh? 1470 00:59:38,970 --> 00:59:41,600 - How did this happen? - "Pick him up!" 1471 00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:43,430 I want to see my brother's face! 1472 01:00:23,810 --> 01:00:25,680 They're coming alone to perform the rites? 1473 01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:27,930 Come on, let's go. 1474 01:00:36,470 --> 01:00:37,930 Bang on target! 1475 01:00:38,930 --> 01:00:42,180 - Hurry up, Billa! - Come on, come on, get it. 1476 01:00:45,430 --> 01:00:46,430 Go for it. 1477 01:00:49,310 --> 01:00:50,310 Bang on target! 1478 01:00:55,310 --> 01:00:56,350 Dad... 1479 01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:57,600 Nimmo. 1480 01:00:58,430 --> 01:00:59,470 Dad... 1481 01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:01,180 Where are you going? 1482 01:01:01,220 --> 01:01:02,430 I want to mourn too! 1483 01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:03,560 Uncle! 1484 01:01:03,810 --> 01:01:05,180 It's my father who died. 1485 01:01:05,310 --> 01:01:07,060 The mourning rights are mine. 1486 01:01:11,180 --> 01:01:13,430 Go, go, go away. Infection will spread! 1487 01:01:13,470 --> 01:01:16,060 Go away. Stay away. 1488 01:01:16,180 --> 01:01:20,970 Infection will spread! Go away! 1489 01:01:29,430 --> 01:01:30,560 "Gabbar!" 1490 01:01:33,850 --> 01:01:34,930 "Gabbar!" 1491 01:01:38,180 --> 01:01:39,430 "Gabbar!" 1492 01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:42,930 Mother, you died? 1493 01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:46,720 Where's the fire? What were you in such a hurry to die? 1494 01:01:46,810 --> 01:01:48,810 Brother, the fire is still burning. 1495 01:01:49,470 --> 01:01:51,930 Brother, should I pour water on it? 1496 01:01:51,970 --> 01:01:53,060 No. 1497 01:01:54,060 --> 01:01:55,930 My mother was scared of bathing. 1498 01:01:55,970 --> 01:01:58,220 She'd take two days to dry. 1499 01:01:58,810 --> 01:02:00,220 Why soak her now? 1500 01:02:00,470 --> 01:02:01,680 Let her go. 1501 01:02:02,310 --> 01:02:04,930 You know how much my mother loved me? 1502 01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:06,680 She always said: 1503 01:02:07,180 --> 01:02:08,680 "Son, watching you, 1504 01:02:08,810 --> 01:02:12,430 I understand why some animals eat their young." 1505 01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:13,720 Mother... 1506 01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:19,100 "A mother is irreplaceable..." 1507 01:02:19,310 --> 01:02:23,680 "A mother is the coolest shade..." 1508 01:02:23,850 --> 01:02:26,930 "No one can love you like a mother..." 1509 01:02:27,060 --> 01:02:27,930 Kuldeep! 1510 01:02:28,100 --> 01:02:29,060 Manak! 1511 01:02:29,220 --> 01:02:31,720 Find out who did this to my mother. 1512 01:02:32,350 --> 01:02:33,970 Brother, do you want us to kidnap a person? 1513 01:02:34,060 --> 01:02:35,310 No. A mother. 1514 01:02:35,430 --> 01:02:36,850 A mother for a mother. 1515 01:02:36,930 --> 01:02:39,100 What if he doesn't have a mother? 1516 01:02:39,180 --> 01:02:40,180 I didn't think of that. 1517 01:02:40,220 --> 01:02:42,060 Then we'll steal lentils... 1518 01:02:42,100 --> 01:02:43,310 Or beans. 1519 01:02:43,430 --> 01:02:46,600 No! I want revenge, not groceries! 1520 01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:47,560 Okay, Brother. 1521 01:02:48,100 --> 01:02:50,560 His mother to replace mine. 1522 01:02:52,220 --> 01:02:52,970 Let's go. 1523 01:02:53,430 --> 01:02:54,180 "Gabbar!" 1524 01:02:56,930 --> 01:02:57,680 "Gabbar!" 1525 01:03:00,310 --> 01:03:01,060 "Gabbar!" 1526 01:03:03,310 --> 01:03:05,720 Billa, whose mother did you cremate? 1527 01:03:05,810 --> 01:03:07,600 They'll kill us now! 1528 01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:08,930 Relax, nothing will happen. 1529 01:03:09,060 --> 01:03:10,180 How can you say nothing will happen? 1530 01:03:10,220 --> 01:03:12,430 Did you see how dangerous they look? 1531 01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:16,560 Those who can't protect their own mother can't hurt anyone. 1532 01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:18,430 Your job is confirmed. 1533 01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:21,600 Once you become an officer, you can arrest and thrash them. 1534 01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:23,470 You'll hear real sirens then. 1535 01:03:23,850 --> 01:03:25,060 Pee... Poo. 1536 01:03:25,180 --> 01:03:27,310 - Pee... Poo. - Pee... Paa... Poo. 1537 01:03:35,270 --> 01:03:37,560 - Congratulations, Kartaar Singh. - Thank you, sir. 1538 01:03:37,770 --> 01:03:40,770 Sir, I've only got two stars, whereas you have three? 1539 01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:42,430 Don't worry. 1540 01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:44,560 Give it another 20 or 22 years, you'll have three stars too. 1541 01:03:45,890 --> 01:03:47,020 Welcome to the force. 1542 01:03:47,060 --> 01:03:48,560 - Thank you, sir! - Kartaar Singh, 1543 01:03:48,770 --> 01:03:50,270 we are proud of you. 1544 01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:51,520 Proud? 1545 01:03:51,770 --> 01:03:53,020 For what, sir? 1546 01:03:53,390 --> 01:03:54,310 No, no. 1547 01:03:54,390 --> 01:03:56,140 Maybe not today... 1548 01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:58,520 But someday, for something. 1549 01:03:59,270 --> 01:04:02,770 Look, our reputation wasn't great before. 1550 01:04:02,810 --> 01:04:05,430 But ever since the new generation joined, 1551 01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:07,770 our public image has skyrocketed. Keep it that way, alright? 1552 01:04:07,890 --> 01:04:10,890 No bribery. Ever. 1553 01:04:11,060 --> 01:04:13,560 Sir, I don't even go near bribes. 1554 01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:15,930 Suppose if someone is bribing someone over there... 1555 01:04:16,270 --> 01:04:17,770 I just stand and say, "Brother, go ahead." 1556 01:04:17,810 --> 01:04:19,390 "Once the work is done, I leave." 1557 01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:20,890 Good boy. 1558 01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:24,270 - Earn money through hard work. - Yes, sir. 1559 01:04:24,390 --> 01:04:26,810 - Finish your training period. - Yes, sir. 1560 01:04:26,890 --> 01:04:29,180 Then I'll also teach you the "Medical Business." 1561 01:04:29,270 --> 01:04:31,270 You can work on it on the side. 1562 01:04:32,020 --> 01:04:32,810 Alright, sir. 1563 01:04:32,890 --> 01:04:33,640 Alright. 1564 01:04:34,390 --> 01:04:35,390 Excuse me. 1565 01:04:35,810 --> 01:04:36,520 Come here for a second. 1566 01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:38,890 There's a little formality... 1567 01:04:38,930 --> 01:04:40,140 Known as a salute. 1568 01:04:40,180 --> 01:04:41,390 Okay, do that. 1569 01:04:42,020 --> 01:04:43,640 No, no, I don't have to salute! 1570 01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:45,270 - Okay. - I'm the senior officer. 1571 01:04:45,270 --> 01:04:46,770 - You salute me. - Oh, okay. 1572 01:04:47,020 --> 01:04:47,930 Sir! 1573 01:04:49,390 --> 01:04:51,310 Easy, son. You're scaring me. 1574 01:04:51,390 --> 01:04:52,060 Sir! 1575 01:04:52,140 --> 01:04:53,020 It's okay. 1576 01:04:53,140 --> 01:04:54,770 - Sat Sri Akal. - Sat Sri Akal. 1577 01:04:55,270 --> 01:04:58,180 Did you send the medicine packets to Lekh Raj? 1578 01:04:58,270 --> 01:05:00,020 Sir, they'll be couriered today. 1579 01:05:00,060 --> 01:05:02,140 Duty never stops, son. 1580 01:05:02,390 --> 01:05:03,810 But you need to be careful with the medicines. 1581 01:05:03,890 --> 01:05:05,310 The packets must never be late. 1582 01:05:05,390 --> 01:05:06,270 Yes, sir! 1583 01:05:14,140 --> 01:05:14,890 Sir. 1584 01:05:15,020 --> 01:05:15,890 What is your name? 1585 01:05:16,020 --> 01:05:16,680 Lakhan. 1586 01:05:16,770 --> 01:05:19,270 Lakhan, do you think I'm some two-bit banana eating officer? 1587 01:05:19,390 --> 01:05:20,770 I'm giving it because it makes me happy. 1588 01:05:20,810 --> 01:05:24,520 Lakhan, you need to know... what makes the government "happy." 1589 01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:28,520 Just like the government knows what makes "you" happy. 1590 01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:33,140 Two kilos of dragon fruit. 1591 01:05:33,270 --> 01:05:34,680 Two kilos of imported mangoes. 1592 01:05:34,770 --> 01:05:36,390 And two kilos of kiwi. 1593 01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:39,140 Sometimes the government's battery gets low, this recharges them. 1594 01:05:39,270 --> 01:05:39,930 Kiwi? 1595 01:05:40,020 --> 01:05:40,930 Eat a little yourself, too. 1596 01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:43,310 Your battery looks a little low, as well. 1597 01:05:44,390 --> 01:05:46,770 - I'll pack it up. - What does that mean? 1598 01:05:47,020 --> 01:05:48,180 Should I cut it up and feed you? 1599 01:05:48,270 --> 01:05:50,140 Idiot... deliver it to his house. 1600 01:05:50,180 --> 01:05:53,430 Does Kartaar Singh look good riding a bike with fruits? 1601 01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:55,390 This is a Bullet, not a rickshaw! 1602 01:05:56,390 --> 01:05:58,640 This guy turned out to be shadier than his father. 1603 01:05:58,810 --> 01:06:01,140 Seems the shock of losing his father hit him hard. 1604 01:06:05,770 --> 01:06:06,890 Brother... 1605 01:06:06,930 --> 01:06:09,020 Did you get your father's job? 1606 01:06:09,270 --> 01:06:10,520 You look great. 1607 01:06:10,770 --> 01:06:12,680 Congratulations! 1608 01:06:12,770 --> 01:06:14,020 You got a new job or something? 1609 01:06:14,060 --> 01:06:16,310 Neighbours just had a son, not us. 1610 01:06:16,390 --> 01:06:17,640 Sir, I'll even beg if needed. 1611 01:06:18,020 --> 01:06:19,310 Just give me my money. 1612 01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:20,140 What money? 1613 01:06:20,310 --> 01:06:22,390 The money for the paint job I did. Your father told me... 1614 01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:24,180 I'm owed 150,000 rupees. 1615 01:06:24,430 --> 01:06:25,640 But Dad never told me that. 1616 01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:26,770 I'm telling you now. 1617 01:06:26,890 --> 01:06:27,930 Are you my father? 1618 01:06:28,020 --> 01:06:30,270 Sir, I swear on my paint colours, I'm telling the truth. 1619 01:06:31,270 --> 01:06:32,520 Come to the police station tomorrow morning. 1620 01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:34,520 You'll pay me there? 1621 01:06:34,810 --> 01:06:36,810 I'll file a report on you there. 1622 01:06:36,890 --> 01:06:37,640 Report? 1623 01:06:37,770 --> 01:06:39,020 - For drugs. - Drugs? 1624 01:06:39,060 --> 01:06:40,390 - Cocaine. - Cocaine? 1625 01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:43,140 I'll shove 32 cases on you. Thirty-two! 1626 01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:44,270 Thirty-two? 1627 01:06:44,270 --> 01:06:46,890 I mean exactly what you think. 1628 01:06:46,930 --> 01:06:47,640 Get lost. 1629 01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:49,140 Don't ever show your face in this village again. 1630 01:06:49,180 --> 01:06:50,680 Or I'll lock you up and throw away the key. 1631 01:06:50,770 --> 01:06:52,390 Sir... the law is indeed blind! 1632 01:06:52,430 --> 01:06:54,020 This isn't blind justice. 1633 01:06:54,140 --> 01:06:55,680 This is dirty justice. 1634 01:06:55,770 --> 01:06:56,680 Go. 1635 01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:08,890 Mom, brother looks so good in uniform. 1636 01:07:10,020 --> 01:07:12,140 Just like his father. 1637 01:07:12,180 --> 01:07:15,890 Son, your father always wanted you to join the police. 1638 01:07:16,140 --> 01:07:19,810 If he were home today... he'd be so happy. 1639 01:07:21,020 --> 01:07:23,060 God bless you, my child. 1640 01:07:36,020 --> 01:07:38,140 Sub-Inspector Kartaar Singh reporting, sir! 1641 01:07:39,270 --> 01:07:40,140 Dad... 1642 01:07:40,270 --> 01:07:42,020 how do I look in the uniform? 1643 01:07:42,430 --> 01:07:45,020 Mom said I look just like you. 1644 01:07:45,270 --> 01:07:46,390 I told her, "Come on..." 1645 01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:48,520 "Let's compete with Dad." 1646 01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:50,270 "Let's see who wins." 1647 01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:52,770 Dad, look here... 1648 01:07:54,060 --> 01:07:55,060 Smile a little. 1649 01:07:55,890 --> 01:07:56,890 Nice. 1650 01:07:58,180 --> 01:08:00,890 Mom was totally lying, Dad. 1651 01:08:01,020 --> 01:08:03,270 I am a hundred times better looking than you! 1652 01:08:03,310 --> 01:08:04,810 Just look at your belly! 1653 01:08:04,890 --> 01:08:06,310 I'm perfectly fit. 1654 01:08:08,020 --> 01:08:10,060 You know why your belly is so big? 1655 01:08:10,270 --> 01:08:12,180 You sit in a chair all day. 1656 01:08:13,890 --> 01:08:15,140 Get up, Dad. 1657 01:08:16,020 --> 01:08:18,560 I've enjoyed life because of you. 1658 01:08:19,890 --> 01:08:22,520 Now it's your turn to enjoy life because of your son. 1659 01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:29,640 - Get well soon, Dad. - "Mastaani shakes to Bhojpuri beats..." 1660 01:08:29,770 --> 01:08:30,810 Dad, run... it's the police! 1661 01:08:30,890 --> 01:08:32,310 Raju, it's me. 1662 01:08:33,180 --> 01:08:34,270 Kartaar...? 1663 01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:36,060 Brother, you're police now? 1664 01:08:36,770 --> 01:08:37,890 Dad, I'm heading out. 1665 01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:39,520 Take care of him. 1666 01:08:40,020 --> 01:08:40,810 Yes, of course. 1667 01:08:40,890 --> 01:08:42,020 Just taking him for a walk. 1668 01:08:42,270 --> 01:08:43,180 Let's go, Dad. 1669 01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:46,770 Wow, Mr. DC (Deputy Commissioner), you look great. 1670 01:08:47,140 --> 01:08:49,890 Not DC, I was recruited as a Sub-Inspector. 1671 01:08:50,140 --> 01:08:52,520 But when I don't consider myself below the rank of SP (Superintendent of Police)... 1672 01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:54,930 how can I see my man as less than a DC? 1673 01:08:55,020 --> 01:08:58,430 Alright then, SP, what can this DC do for you? 1674 01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:01,270 The SP's order is that your sister-in-law is getting married. 1675 01:09:01,310 --> 01:09:03,770 And you are on celebration duty. 1676 01:09:03,810 --> 01:09:05,390 As soon as this Jatt put on the uniform, 1677 01:09:05,430 --> 01:09:07,520 he raided three liquor factories. 1678 01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:10,390 All that booze is for the sister's wedding. 1679 01:09:10,770 --> 01:09:11,270 Sister? 1680 01:09:11,390 --> 01:09:13,520 Your sister is my sister. Same thing. 1681 01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:15,770 So, did you book a car for the sister's wedding, brother? 1682 01:09:15,810 --> 01:09:17,020 - Brother? - Yes. 1683 01:09:17,180 --> 01:09:18,520 Her brother is my brother. 1684 01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:19,310 Same thing. 1685 01:09:19,390 --> 01:09:20,310 No, no, no way. 1686 01:09:20,390 --> 01:09:21,390 Those are two very different things. 1687 01:09:21,520 --> 01:09:23,060 - Then the other route is better. - Which one? 1688 01:09:23,140 --> 01:09:24,520 A sister-in-law is like a half-wife. 1689 01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:27,270 Her wedding will be lit, by the DC and his wife. 1690 01:09:35,390 --> 01:09:39,520 "The moment I lift my veil to see, people salute me." 1691 01:09:39,810 --> 01:09:43,020 "My face is like a fruit, fresh and sweet." 1692 01:09:43,140 --> 01:09:46,770 "There's no flower in the garden like you," 1693 01:09:46,890 --> 01:09:48,140 "There's no one like you," 1694 01:09:48,180 --> 01:09:54,020 "But to see you and..." 1695 01:09:55,270 --> 01:09:58,890 "Have you near me is feels priceless too." 1696 01:09:58,930 --> 01:10:02,640 "Have you near me is feels priceless too." 1697 01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:06,390 "Have you near me is feels priceless too." 1698 01:10:06,520 --> 01:10:09,770 "Have you near me is feels priceless too." 1699 01:10:11,270 --> 01:10:15,390 "Dresses don't look as good on other as they look on me," 1700 01:10:15,520 --> 01:10:18,930 "I have got peacock feathers printed on them for free." 1701 01:10:19,140 --> 01:10:22,890 "I steal everyone's heart," 1702 01:10:22,930 --> 01:10:26,390 "With the sparkle in my eye, by God." 1703 01:10:26,430 --> 01:10:30,060 Your beauty has no compare, it's true," 1704 01:10:30,140 --> 01:10:31,270 "It's true," 1705 01:10:31,310 --> 01:10:36,640 "But to see you and..." 1706 01:10:38,390 --> 01:10:42,020 "Have you near me is feels priceless too." 1707 01:10:42,060 --> 01:10:45,770 "Have you near me is feels priceless too." 1708 01:10:45,810 --> 01:10:49,520 "Have you near me is feels priceless too." 1709 01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:52,890 "Have you near me is feels priceless too." 1710 01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:13,140 "I'm sweet like milk, soft and white," 1711 01:11:13,180 --> 01:11:16,810 "Like springtime flowers in full delight." 1712 01:11:16,890 --> 01:11:20,770 "A young girl doesn't shine without romance," 1713 01:11:20,810 --> 01:11:24,430 "That rosy glow comes from love's chance." 1714 01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:28,020 "I promise you a ring worth a fortune one day," 1715 01:11:28,140 --> 01:11:31,930 "You'll carry it around, a memory to stay." 1716 01:11:32,020 --> 01:11:35,520 "No one walks like you, that's a fact," 1717 01:11:35,770 --> 01:11:38,810 "In this whole world, no one has your tact." 1718 01:11:38,890 --> 01:11:43,180 "You couldn't praise me enough, could you?" 1719 01:11:43,270 --> 01:11:44,390 "Could you?" 1720 01:11:44,430 --> 01:11:49,810 "But to see you and..." 1721 01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:55,020 "Have you near me is feels priceless too." 1722 01:11:55,270 --> 01:11:58,810 "Have you near me is feels priceless too." 1723 01:11:58,890 --> 01:12:02,640 "Have you near me is feels priceless too." 1724 01:12:02,680 --> 01:12:06,430 "Have you near me is feels priceless too." 1725 01:12:08,140 --> 01:12:09,770 Take it, Aunty. It's my birthday today. 1726 01:12:09,930 --> 01:12:11,430 - A blanket? - Dear, if you're giving a gift, 1727 01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:12,640 give something decent. 1728 01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:14,020 This worked twenty years ago. 1729 01:12:14,140 --> 01:12:15,680 Step back or... I'll hit you with my elbow. 1730 01:12:15,770 --> 01:12:16,770 Alright Aunty, take this for now. 1731 01:12:16,890 --> 01:12:18,270 Next time I'll take you to a showroom. 1732 01:12:18,390 --> 01:12:19,270 Okay, dear. 1733 01:12:19,890 --> 01:12:20,810 Aunty... 1734 01:12:21,770 --> 01:12:22,770 Thank you. 1735 01:12:26,180 --> 01:12:28,930 Sister, show me another colour. 1736 01:12:29,270 --> 01:12:30,020 Another colour? 1737 01:12:30,140 --> 01:12:32,020 Okay, forget it. Give one for my father, too. 1738 01:12:32,140 --> 01:12:33,270 Call him here. 1739 01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:35,140 Call him all you want, he won't come. 1740 01:12:35,270 --> 01:12:36,020 He's stubborn? 1741 01:12:36,060 --> 01:12:37,140 No, not stubborn. 1742 01:12:37,180 --> 01:12:38,270 He's been in a coma for days. 1743 01:12:38,390 --> 01:12:40,140 You're lying just for a free blanket? 1744 01:12:40,310 --> 01:12:41,390 Just for a blanket? 1745 01:12:41,430 --> 01:12:42,140 Amazing! 1746 01:12:42,270 --> 01:12:43,890 First, you're distributing blankets in the peak of summer. 1747 01:12:44,020 --> 01:12:45,640 And on top of that, you're doubting my honesty! 1748 01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:46,640 Come, I'll show you. 1749 01:12:46,930 --> 01:12:48,930 The proof of the pudding is in the eating. 1750 01:12:49,020 --> 01:12:50,140 Come on, follow me. 1751 01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:52,560 Hey, watch your step or you'll break your legs! 1752 01:12:52,770 --> 01:12:54,680 Look at today's world... 1753 01:12:55,060 --> 01:12:56,930 People don't trust anyone anymore. 1754 01:12:57,270 --> 01:12:59,680 Here. See for yourself. He's in a coma. 1755 01:12:59,890 --> 01:13:02,180 Prick him with a needle, he won't react. 1756 01:13:02,270 --> 01:13:03,520 He looks like a Punjabi guy. 1757 01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:05,390 So what? Can Punjabis not go into a coma? 1758 01:13:05,430 --> 01:13:08,640 I mean... he doesn't look like your father. 1759 01:13:09,020 --> 01:13:11,810 Actually, the thing is... my father was a truck driver. 1760 01:13:12,020 --> 01:13:13,390 And my mother was from Uttar Pradesh. 1761 01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:16,270 One day Dad saw Mom, Mom saw Dad... 1762 01:13:16,770 --> 01:13:19,810 Life gave a push, smoke rose, and sparks flew. 1763 01:13:20,060 --> 01:13:21,560 And from those sparks... I was born. 1764 01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:23,890 Should I submit a DNA report for a blanket? 1765 01:13:24,020 --> 01:13:25,890 No, no, take the blanket. 1766 01:13:25,930 --> 01:13:27,310 - Give it here. - By the way, what work do you do? 1767 01:13:27,390 --> 01:13:27,930 Work...? 1768 01:13:28,020 --> 01:13:29,390 These days I'm stuck with this old man... 1769 01:13:29,520 --> 01:13:30,270 - Old man? - Huh? 1770 01:13:31,270 --> 01:13:34,520 I mean... is there any greater work than serving your parents? 1771 01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:36,520 But how do you survive? 1772 01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:37,680 Survive...? 1773 01:13:38,020 --> 01:13:40,890 God has promised two meals a day. 1774 01:13:41,020 --> 01:13:44,020 The rest depends on brothers and sisters like you. 1775 01:13:44,390 --> 01:13:46,020 Will you work in our fields? 1776 01:13:46,060 --> 01:13:47,890 No, no... I can't leave Dad. 1777 01:13:48,020 --> 01:13:49,390 Take Dad along, too. 1778 01:13:49,390 --> 01:13:50,680 We'll give you a room there. 1779 01:13:50,770 --> 01:13:53,390 You can work in the fields and earn some money. 1780 01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:54,390 Right? 1781 01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:55,930 Give me a minute to think. 1782 01:13:56,930 --> 01:13:58,020 Okay... deal accepted. 1783 01:13:58,140 --> 01:13:59,640 Come on, Dad... We're shifting! 1784 01:13:59,770 --> 01:14:00,520 Listen up... 1785 01:14:00,810 --> 01:14:01,270 Yes! 1786 01:14:01,310 --> 01:14:03,020 All your mistakes will be forgiven. 1787 01:14:03,140 --> 01:14:04,640 But if you ever serve cold tea, 1788 01:14:04,770 --> 01:14:06,430 then know that we can turn a body cold without even using ice. 1789 01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:08,270 Don't worry about the tea, sir. 1790 01:14:08,430 --> 01:14:10,310 If you say so, I'll pour it straight into your mouth. 1791 01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:12,020 And if you want it extra hot, 1792 01:14:12,020 --> 01:14:14,520 I'll feed the milk, sugar, and tea, put you directly to the stove. 1793 01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:16,270 I promise there'll be no lack of service. 1794 01:14:16,390 --> 01:14:17,140 Remember this. 1795 01:14:17,270 --> 01:14:19,890 Or the service we provide takes you to heaven. 1796 01:14:19,930 --> 01:14:20,890 Sir, 1797 01:14:21,390 --> 01:14:23,640 why does it feel like you're threatening me? 1798 01:14:24,270 --> 01:14:27,020 Anyway, at least you're giving something, and not taking. 1799 01:14:27,270 --> 01:14:27,810 Go. 1800 01:14:27,930 --> 01:14:29,640 - Should I go, sir? - Leave. 1801 01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:36,020 You have done a good deed. 1802 01:14:36,270 --> 01:14:37,640 We needed manpower at home. 1803 01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:39,180 You have earned yourself a good deed. 1804 01:14:39,270 --> 01:14:41,520 Your daughter has started another good deed, 1805 01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:42,770 should we complete that too? 1806 01:14:42,770 --> 01:14:43,770 What is it, dear? 1807 01:14:43,890 --> 01:14:46,390 Kartaar called. His family wants to meet us. 1808 01:14:46,430 --> 01:14:47,640 That's great. 1809 01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:48,560 Shall we invite them tomorrow? 1810 01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:49,520 Call them! 1811 01:14:51,390 --> 01:14:54,890 If brother were here today, he'd be very happy. 1812 01:14:55,020 --> 01:14:56,890 Wherever he is, he must be happy. 1813 01:14:57,020 --> 01:15:02,310 Nephew, I miss my brother a lot on such happy occasions. 1814 01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:03,520 Brother... 1815 01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:05,520 What happened, Nephew? Why did you stop the car? 1816 01:15:05,560 --> 01:15:07,930 Uncle, we will delay the celebrations by an hour. 1817 01:15:08,020 --> 01:15:09,140 You cry as much as you want first. 1818 01:15:09,680 --> 01:15:11,310 No, no, keep driving. 1819 01:15:11,390 --> 01:15:12,390 No, no, you cry your heart out. 1820 01:15:12,430 --> 01:15:14,680 If you are missing someone else then cry for them too. 1821 01:15:14,770 --> 01:15:16,560 Post a story, "Feeling sad." 1822 01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:19,140 Gen Z, did you come into this world just to cry? 1823 01:15:19,270 --> 01:15:21,640 It's an auspicious day and you're making everyone emotional. 1824 01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:23,430 Swear on your brother, if you cry again... 1825 01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:24,770 Okay, Sister-in-law, 1826 01:15:24,810 --> 01:15:26,310 - I won't cry anymore. - Make him swear. 1827 01:15:26,390 --> 01:15:28,390 Who knows his sad-song playlist might start playing there. 1828 01:15:28,770 --> 01:15:31,180 Now should I swear on the sauce? 1829 01:15:31,430 --> 01:15:32,890 Come on, Nephew. Let's go. 1830 01:15:34,310 --> 01:15:35,270 Here you go, Brother. 1831 01:15:35,390 --> 01:15:38,520 From today, the girl is ours and the boy is yours. 1832 01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:41,430 Many congratulations to your family! 1833 01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:43,060 - Congratulations. - Many congratulations! 1834 01:15:43,140 --> 01:15:44,770 Many congratulations to your family! 1835 01:15:44,890 --> 01:15:47,270 Boy, arrange an AK-47 or something. 1836 01:15:47,310 --> 01:15:48,140 Let's give it a test drive and celebrate properly. 1837 01:15:48,270 --> 01:15:49,520 Is it a scooter that you'll test drive it? 1838 01:15:49,520 --> 01:15:51,270 Don't get your brother-in-law suspended. 1839 01:15:53,430 --> 01:15:54,640 - Sister-in-law... - Yes? 1840 01:15:54,770 --> 01:15:56,930 My stomach's acting up. I'll be right back. 1841 01:15:57,140 --> 01:15:58,680 Your stomach always picks the wrong timing. 1842 01:15:58,770 --> 01:16:00,270 Fix its schedule. 1843 01:16:00,390 --> 01:16:02,640 I've got no control over it, Sister-in-law. 1844 01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:03,890 I really have to go. 1845 01:16:03,930 --> 01:16:05,520 Come on, Uncle, I'll take you. 1846 01:16:05,560 --> 01:16:08,270 Why? You'll just sit there and make sound effects. 1847 01:16:08,310 --> 01:16:09,680 Sometimes it's necessary, Uncle. 1848 01:16:09,770 --> 01:16:11,520 I'll show you the restroom. 1849 01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:12,770 Hurry up and take him, Brother, 1850 01:16:12,890 --> 01:16:15,140 before Uncle's problem ruins your clothes. 1851 01:16:15,390 --> 01:16:17,770 Come Uncle, come with me. 1852 01:16:34,390 --> 01:16:35,180 What is this? 1853 01:16:36,020 --> 01:16:37,640 How did your father get here? 1854 01:16:38,390 --> 01:16:40,390 Sister, do you know him? 1855 01:16:41,520 --> 01:16:43,270 No, no... we don't know him, Mom. 1856 01:16:43,310 --> 01:16:45,390 Every sick person isn't Dad. 1857 01:16:45,810 --> 01:16:47,640 Dad is no more. 1858 01:16:47,810 --> 01:16:49,020 Sister, why are you scared? 1859 01:16:49,140 --> 01:16:50,560 This is Raju's father. 1860 01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:51,930 What is he doing here? 1861 01:16:52,140 --> 01:16:53,390 If Raju works in our house, 1862 01:16:53,430 --> 01:16:55,640 then obviously his father won't be with the neighbours, right? 1863 01:16:56,140 --> 01:16:58,180 Honestly, he looks exactly like your father. 1864 01:16:58,390 --> 01:17:02,430 If your uncle sees them he will get shocked take them to the side first before he comes 1865 01:17:02,560 --> 01:17:05,140 Yes, Uncle already has two stents. 1866 01:17:05,430 --> 01:17:07,520 Before Uncle leaves us forever on an auspicious day... 1867 01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:09,390 I'll take him away. 1868 01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:10,430 Yes, yes. 1869 01:17:10,890 --> 01:17:13,520 "Run! Life is a race!" 1870 01:17:15,140 --> 01:17:17,680 "Run! Life is a race!" 1871 01:17:21,890 --> 01:17:23,180 It's my turn now. 1872 01:17:24,060 --> 01:17:25,140 It's my turn now. 1873 01:17:25,270 --> 01:17:26,430 It's my turn now. 1874 01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:27,930 Brother-in-law! 1875 01:17:33,890 --> 01:17:35,020 There you go. 1876 01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:41,680 "Here, see... I'm back." 1877 01:17:43,180 --> 01:17:44,270 - Uncle?! - Yes? 1878 01:17:44,680 --> 01:17:46,810 Uncle, we have to leave. 1879 01:17:46,890 --> 01:17:47,680 Why? 1880 01:17:47,770 --> 01:17:49,140 The Senior Officer just called. 1881 01:17:49,270 --> 01:17:50,390 They caught truck full of opium. 1882 01:17:50,430 --> 01:17:51,310 Opium! 1883 01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:52,310 - Opium?! - Yes! 1884 01:17:52,390 --> 01:17:54,640 Yes, yes, we must go. 1885 01:17:54,640 --> 01:17:56,560 It's his job. 1886 01:17:56,930 --> 01:17:57,520 Yes, let's go. 1887 01:17:57,640 --> 01:17:59,930 What if there are too many sacks... should we come help too? 1888 01:18:00,020 --> 01:18:01,680 Why? Are our arms broken? 1889 01:18:02,140 --> 01:18:04,140 We'll carry their sacks. 1890 01:18:04,270 --> 01:18:05,140 Opium! 1891 01:18:05,270 --> 01:18:07,680 Uncle, the truck was caught at the Labour Circle. 1892 01:18:07,770 --> 01:18:09,020 There are labourers everywhere. 1893 01:18:09,060 --> 01:18:11,520 Yet if needed, we'll call you. 1894 01:18:11,640 --> 01:18:12,560 Sat Sri Akal. 1895 01:18:12,640 --> 01:18:14,270 - One more thing... - Let's go, Uncle. 1896 01:18:14,640 --> 01:18:16,020 - Listen to me. - Mom, decide... 1897 01:18:16,020 --> 01:18:17,310 do you want to head outside or inside? 1898 01:18:17,390 --> 01:18:18,520 - Go, go, go. - Uncle, my dignity, 1899 01:18:18,640 --> 01:18:20,140 life and pride are at stake, don't make a scene. 1900 01:18:20,270 --> 01:18:22,930 See how sincerely he does his job. 1901 01:18:23,270 --> 01:18:25,140 That's the sign of an honest man. 1902 01:18:25,390 --> 01:18:26,810 Our girl is lucky. 1903 01:18:27,930 --> 01:18:29,930 - Hey, drive slowly. - Slow down. 1904 01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:36,020 - Hello! - Where are you, Billa? 1905 01:18:36,060 --> 01:18:39,310 My vitamins were running low, so I thought I'd drink some juice. 1906 01:18:39,390 --> 01:18:40,680 Put a little strength back into the body. 1907 01:18:40,770 --> 01:18:42,810 Here we are needing IV drips... 1908 01:18:42,930 --> 01:18:45,140 We just came back from seeing the Grim Reaper himself. 1909 01:18:45,270 --> 01:18:47,140 Nephew, drive the car slowly. 1910 01:18:47,180 --> 01:18:50,810 Even before this, the Grim Reaper has come to say hello 3 or 4 times. 1911 01:18:50,890 --> 01:18:52,310 Billa, I'm sending you the address. 1912 01:18:52,390 --> 01:18:53,390 Come there immediately. 1913 01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:54,640 Okay. 1914 01:18:55,270 --> 01:18:56,520 - Uncle... - Yes. 1915 01:18:57,060 --> 01:18:59,020 I'll have to leave. It's an emergency. 1916 01:18:59,140 --> 01:19:00,890 A government vehicle will pick me up. 1917 01:19:01,020 --> 01:19:02,020 You go home. 1918 01:19:02,020 --> 01:19:07,270 Nephew, keep a little opium aside for your Gen-Z uncle. 1919 01:19:07,390 --> 01:19:09,520 - Stop this nonsense, Uncle. - What's the delay? 1920 01:19:17,890 --> 01:19:19,060 Hello? 1921 01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:20,020 Hello? 1922 01:19:20,140 --> 01:19:21,390 Hello, Raju? 1923 01:19:22,140 --> 01:19:23,180 Hello, yes, speak. 1924 01:19:23,270 --> 01:19:25,140 You idiot, what is my father doing in Nimmo's house? 1925 01:19:25,270 --> 01:19:28,640 Don't worry, Dad is just chilling. 1926 01:19:28,810 --> 01:19:30,640 I'll tear you apart, idiot. 1927 01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:32,520 Take Dad and go back to your home immediately. 1928 01:19:32,890 --> 01:19:33,770 Hello? 1929 01:19:33,810 --> 01:19:35,520 - What happened? - This Raju has really crossed the line. 1930 01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:36,390 Come on, let's go to his house, 1931 01:19:36,430 --> 01:19:37,560 - I'll explain on the way. - Let's go. 1932 01:19:38,060 --> 01:19:39,140 He's threatening me. 1933 01:19:39,390 --> 01:19:40,640 We have to go. 1934 01:19:40,890 --> 01:19:43,020 Where are you going? Water the field before you go. 1935 01:19:43,060 --> 01:19:45,270 If I do that, he'll smash my face. 1936 01:19:45,310 --> 01:19:47,140 You just do your work, you lazy fellow. 1937 01:19:47,270 --> 01:19:49,140 Finish cutting all the grass before lunch break. 1938 01:19:50,390 --> 01:19:51,560 Look properly... 1939 01:19:51,890 --> 01:19:53,180 The entire house has to be painted. 1940 01:19:53,390 --> 01:19:54,390 Alright, ma'am. 1941 01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:56,520 I've seen many colours, 1942 01:19:56,680 --> 01:19:58,810 But this is the first time I'm seeing such a sour colour. 1943 01:19:59,270 --> 01:20:00,140 Take off your sunglasses. 1944 01:20:00,390 --> 01:20:01,310 It's beige. 1945 01:20:03,140 --> 01:20:04,020 My bad 1946 01:20:04,810 --> 01:20:06,270 Anyway, this colour is also fine. 1947 01:20:06,310 --> 01:20:07,890 Why did you need to get it redone? 1948 01:20:07,890 --> 01:20:08,640 It's not fine. 1949 01:20:08,770 --> 01:20:10,270 I want a fresh colour for my wedding. 1950 01:20:10,310 --> 01:20:11,770 Get it painted perfectly, number one quality. 1951 01:20:12,770 --> 01:20:14,890 I'll paint such a colour... 1952 01:20:15,180 --> 01:20:18,140 forget the village, people from the city will come here to make Reels. 1953 01:20:18,180 --> 01:20:20,390 I don't know about reels, but I'll definitely rail you 1954 01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:21,770 if you don't paint it properly. 1955 01:20:21,810 --> 01:20:24,520 Take one look and then tell me how much it will cost us. 1956 01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:25,270 The cost... 1957 01:20:25,310 --> 01:20:27,890 I can only tell you that after discussing with my team. 1958 01:20:28,390 --> 01:20:30,770 But I'll take a look. You bring tea. 1959 01:20:32,020 --> 01:20:33,140 Should I make coffee instead? 1960 01:20:33,270 --> 01:20:34,270 Focus on the work! 1961 01:20:36,140 --> 01:20:37,270 As you wish. 1962 01:20:40,270 --> 01:20:41,140 Come on, buddy. 1963 01:20:54,770 --> 01:20:56,520 Ghost! 1964 01:20:56,770 --> 01:20:59,270 Ghost! 1965 01:20:59,310 --> 01:21:00,520 Ghost! 1966 01:21:00,560 --> 01:21:01,930 Ghost! 1967 01:21:03,390 --> 01:21:04,020 What happened? 1968 01:21:04,140 --> 01:21:05,020 Why are you screaming? 1969 01:21:05,520 --> 01:21:07,310 There's a ghost behind you! 1970 01:21:07,390 --> 01:21:08,060 Behind you? 1971 01:21:08,640 --> 01:21:09,930 That's our uncle's son. 1972 01:21:10,020 --> 01:21:11,520 He looks scary. 1973 01:21:11,560 --> 01:21:13,310 No, not him. 1974 01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:15,180 The one sitting on the chair behind you... 1975 01:21:15,270 --> 01:21:16,270 -He's a ghost. -Him? 1976 01:21:16,310 --> 01:21:17,890 That's our servant Raju's dad. 1977 01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:19,390 What? Raju's dad? 1978 01:21:19,520 --> 01:21:22,020 Dad, let's go. The good days are over. 1979 01:21:22,140 --> 01:21:23,390 Has a lizard entered the house again? 1980 01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:24,930 Raju has come. That is his father. 1981 01:21:25,270 --> 01:21:26,310 But he's from Uttar Pradesh. 1982 01:21:26,390 --> 01:21:27,560 So what? Don't we have fathers? 1983 01:21:27,640 --> 01:21:29,520 When did I say you guys drop from the clouds? 1984 01:21:29,640 --> 01:21:31,310 But he isn't his father. He is dead. 1985 01:21:31,810 --> 01:21:32,430 Dead? 1986 01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:33,520 Hey! 1987 01:21:33,770 --> 01:21:37,140 If you say anything about my father, you'll never become a father yourself. 1988 01:21:37,270 --> 01:21:39,430 Who is he, sir? He's even poorer man than me. 1989 01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:41,180 This is our paint guy. 1990 01:21:41,560 --> 01:21:43,140 If he's a paint guy, then just do the painting. 1991 01:21:43,270 --> 01:21:44,140 Why are you interrogating us? 1992 01:21:44,270 --> 01:21:45,640 He looks crazy anyway. 1993 01:21:45,680 --> 01:21:47,890 And you look like some big officer? 1994 01:21:48,020 --> 01:21:49,520 I'm telling you, Brother, he is not his father. 1995 01:21:49,520 --> 01:21:50,390 He's dead. 1996 01:21:50,430 --> 01:21:51,930 - I swear. - He is saying that my father is dead. 1997 01:21:52,020 --> 01:21:52,890 This one really seems crazy to me. 1998 01:21:53,020 --> 01:21:54,520 He was saying the house is jaundiced. 1999 01:21:54,640 --> 01:21:56,310 No, Sister, I didn't say the house is jaundiced. 2000 01:21:56,390 --> 01:21:57,560 I said the paint colour has become yellow. 2001 01:21:57,640 --> 01:21:58,390 I didn't say "jaundiced." 2002 01:21:58,520 --> 01:22:00,390 Jaggi, hand me my gun. 2003 01:22:00,520 --> 01:22:01,270 He won't leave like this. 2004 01:22:01,390 --> 01:22:01,930 Wait... 2005 01:22:04,270 --> 01:22:05,390 I'll leave on my own. 2006 01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:07,390 Otherwise you people will drive me mad. 2007 01:22:07,520 --> 01:22:08,520 Run, run away from here. 2008 01:22:09,270 --> 01:22:10,310 - Go away! - I'm not mad. 2009 01:22:10,810 --> 01:22:12,890 I was saying that I'll have to take Dad along. 2010 01:22:12,930 --> 01:22:14,020 Mom's not well. 2011 01:22:14,060 --> 01:22:15,390 Everyone in your family is sick? 2012 01:22:15,520 --> 01:22:17,390 No, no, nothing like that. 2013 01:22:17,520 --> 01:22:19,640 The two brothers in jail are absolutely healthy. 2014 01:22:19,810 --> 01:22:21,520 Dad... We're shifting! 2015 01:22:21,770 --> 01:22:22,810 I'm coming. 2016 01:22:24,140 --> 01:22:26,560 Four days of moonlight and then dark nights. 2017 01:22:26,810 --> 01:22:28,060 No more free food from this place. 2018 01:22:28,140 --> 01:22:30,180 Dad, hit the brakes. Hit the brakes! Hit the brakes! 2019 01:22:30,270 --> 01:22:31,930 Dad! Dad! Dad! Come on. 2020 01:22:32,390 --> 01:22:34,270 Hey paint worker, you haven't left yet? 2021 01:22:35,020 --> 01:22:37,180 I was going that way anyway, so I thought I'd take you along. 2022 01:22:37,270 --> 01:22:39,060 How do you know where I'm going? 2023 01:22:39,890 --> 01:22:41,890 The road goes to the same place you're going. 2024 01:22:42,390 --> 01:22:43,810 But the road goes this way, too. 2025 01:22:44,640 --> 01:22:46,310 This way also goes that way. 2026 01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:47,770 But I won't go with you. 2027 01:22:47,810 --> 01:22:49,140 You called Dad a dead man. 2028 01:22:49,140 --> 01:22:53,140 I... made a mistake. I swear I won't say it again. 2029 01:22:53,270 --> 01:22:54,890 Okay, but I'll sit in your car only on one condition. 2030 01:22:54,890 --> 01:22:56,140 Dad will drive the car. 2031 01:22:56,520 --> 01:22:57,890 I'm joking. 2032 01:22:57,890 --> 01:22:58,770 Come on, lift him up quickly. 2033 01:22:58,890 --> 01:23:00,180 Hold it from the front. Carefully. 2034 01:23:00,270 --> 01:23:02,770 - One, two... throw! - Dad, Dad... 2035 01:23:04,390 --> 01:23:05,140 Hello? 2036 01:23:05,180 --> 01:23:06,140 Where did you get stuck? 2037 01:23:07,640 --> 01:23:08,890 He didn't get stuck... 2038 01:23:09,520 --> 01:23:10,770 He has been kidnapped. 2039 01:23:11,310 --> 01:23:12,560 Who is this? 2040 01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:15,770 You've got a lot of attitude, like you earned that badge on your own. 2041 01:23:16,430 --> 01:23:17,640 Brother, who is this? 2042 01:23:17,770 --> 01:23:19,140 Forget all that. 2043 01:23:19,390 --> 01:23:22,270 Tell me, did your father work in UP as well? 2044 01:23:22,310 --> 01:23:25,020 No, my father never went past Bassi Pathana. 2045 01:23:25,060 --> 01:23:27,140 Then where did you get this brother come from? 2046 01:23:27,390 --> 01:23:28,890 He claims he's my father. 2047 01:23:29,680 --> 01:23:31,060 Brother, let's sit and talk. 2048 01:23:31,140 --> 01:23:32,810 At least tell us who you are. 2049 01:23:32,890 --> 01:23:34,140 I'm your aunt's husband... 2050 01:23:34,770 --> 01:23:36,020 from Doraha. 2051 01:23:36,060 --> 01:23:39,180 The one who only speaks the language of money. 2052 01:23:39,270 --> 01:23:41,390 Brother, we don't have relatives in Doraha. 2053 01:23:41,520 --> 01:23:42,930 This is a new relationship. 2054 01:23:43,020 --> 01:23:44,430 Brand new! Freshly formed. 2055 01:23:44,640 --> 01:23:45,810 Shoki. 2056 01:23:46,060 --> 01:23:47,430 Shoki Painter. 2057 01:23:47,770 --> 01:23:48,640 Rings a bell? 2058 01:23:48,770 --> 01:23:50,390 You owe me 150,000 rupees. 2059 01:23:50,560 --> 01:23:53,890 Oh, Brother Shoki, your money isn't going anywhere. 2060 01:23:54,020 --> 01:23:56,020 Just like your father isn't going anywhere. 2061 01:23:56,060 --> 01:23:58,060 I'm keeping him safe and sound. 2062 01:23:58,140 --> 01:24:00,640 You just arrange 25 lakhs rupees. 2063 01:24:00,890 --> 01:24:01,890 25 lakhs rupees? 2064 01:24:02,020 --> 01:24:04,020 But Dad only owed you 150,000 rupees. 2065 01:24:04,140 --> 01:24:05,270 That was for the paint. 2066 01:24:05,310 --> 01:24:06,640 This is for stirring up trouble. 2067 01:24:06,640 --> 01:24:07,930 You have exactly one hour. 2068 01:24:09,020 --> 01:24:10,020 Let's go. 2069 01:24:11,430 --> 01:24:13,140 This mess is all your fault. 2070 01:24:13,270 --> 01:24:14,770 How is it my fault? 2071 01:24:14,810 --> 01:24:17,270 Your old man is sitting on people's money. 2072 01:24:17,390 --> 01:24:19,020 Where are we going to get 25 lakhs rupees? 2073 01:24:19,180 --> 01:24:20,520 Trace the location. 2074 01:24:20,640 --> 01:24:22,770 He'll give up your father and his father, too. 2075 01:24:24,020 --> 01:24:26,890 Hey, you pirate of the poor-beans. 2076 01:24:27,520 --> 01:24:30,310 You aren't even worth 25 rupees and you're asking for 25 lakhs rupees? 2077 01:24:30,390 --> 01:24:33,680 Just untie my hands once, I'll kick you 25 times, you fake goon! 2078 01:24:33,770 --> 01:24:34,890 You... 2079 01:24:35,060 --> 01:24:36,770 You illegitimate son of a cop! 2080 01:24:36,810 --> 01:24:37,890 - Stop insulting me! - One... 2081 01:24:37,930 --> 01:24:39,310 Two... Enough! 2082 01:24:39,390 --> 01:24:40,810 Why are you hitting me? 2083 01:24:40,890 --> 01:24:42,020 What did I do? 2084 01:24:42,390 --> 01:24:43,680 It's his money, his father. 2085 01:24:43,770 --> 01:24:46,140 I was just hired to babysit his father. 2086 01:24:46,270 --> 01:24:47,270 For looking after him. 2087 01:24:47,390 --> 01:24:49,560 If you like serving someone, then serve your own father. 2088 01:24:49,640 --> 01:24:51,520 My father doesn't pay me for it. 2089 01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:53,270 I'm getting paid here to serve someone else's father. 2090 01:24:53,310 --> 01:24:55,640 You made a cop your father for money? 2091 01:24:55,680 --> 01:24:56,640 Do you even know what he did? 2092 01:24:56,770 --> 01:24:57,520 What did he do? 2093 01:24:57,640 --> 01:25:01,020 He killed his father on paper just to get his job. 2094 01:25:01,520 --> 01:25:02,180 What? 2095 01:25:02,310 --> 01:25:03,270 Let's ask him. 2096 01:25:06,060 --> 01:25:08,810 Hello, where is Shoki Painter? 2097 01:25:12,140 --> 01:25:13,140 In the lockup. 2098 01:25:23,180 --> 01:25:25,020 Help! Help! 2099 01:25:26,640 --> 01:25:27,430 You're finally here? 2100 01:25:28,310 --> 01:25:29,810 Untie me first. Untie me! 2101 01:25:29,890 --> 01:25:30,770 Untie me! 2102 01:25:30,810 --> 01:25:32,140 Untie me! Come here! 2103 01:25:32,770 --> 01:25:33,560 Where is my father? 2104 01:25:33,640 --> 01:25:34,890 Untie me first! 2105 01:25:35,770 --> 01:25:37,560 The uncle you spoke to took him. 2106 01:25:37,640 --> 01:25:39,810 Who told you to take Dad there? 2107 01:25:40,430 --> 01:25:42,810 And who told you to knock off your own father? 2108 01:25:42,890 --> 01:25:44,520 People fulfil their parents' dreams. 2109 01:25:44,560 --> 01:25:46,180 Whereas you finished your father off entirely! 2110 01:25:46,270 --> 01:25:47,390 You lowlife! 2111 01:25:47,520 --> 01:25:51,180 If I knew you committed such a crime against your father, 2112 01:25:51,430 --> 01:25:53,430 I'd never sell myself so cheap. 2113 01:25:53,810 --> 01:25:55,140 Now tell me where he is. 2114 01:25:55,180 --> 01:25:56,930 Ten thousand rupees first, then I'll talk. 2115 01:25:57,140 --> 01:25:58,770 Done. Now speak. 2116 01:25:58,890 --> 01:26:00,560 He left a note in my pocket. 2117 01:26:00,680 --> 01:26:02,140 I can't read Punjabi. 2118 01:26:02,180 --> 01:26:03,520 My pocket is torn. 2119 01:26:05,310 --> 01:26:07,680 "If you want your father, call this number." 2120 01:26:17,310 --> 01:26:18,520 Yes? 2121 01:26:18,640 --> 01:26:19,640 Hello, Uncle? 2122 01:26:19,680 --> 01:26:20,770 I came to your house. 2123 01:26:20,890 --> 01:26:21,890 Where did you go? 2124 01:26:22,890 --> 01:26:25,390 You talk like you came over for dinner. 2125 01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:27,770 Son, I knew you'd use your police brain. 2126 01:26:27,890 --> 01:26:29,640 I've watched a lot of true crime shows, too. 2127 01:26:29,680 --> 01:26:30,810 Thirty-five lakhs rupees. 2128 01:26:31,020 --> 01:26:33,310 - Huh? - Arrange 35 lakhs rupees. 2129 01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:35,270 Or I'm going live with your old man. 2130 01:26:35,430 --> 01:26:36,520 Thirty-five? 2131 01:26:36,560 --> 01:26:38,520 Look Uncle, this is extortion. 2132 01:26:38,560 --> 01:26:41,140 All lines on this route are busy. 2133 01:26:41,270 --> 01:26:43,560 Please arrange 35 lakhs rupees and call again. 2134 01:26:44,180 --> 01:26:45,390 Uncle? Hello? 2135 01:26:45,430 --> 01:26:46,430 He hung up? 2136 01:26:47,180 --> 01:26:48,930 You scoundrel. 2137 01:26:49,890 --> 01:26:51,270 Hit me one more time... 2138 01:26:51,520 --> 01:26:53,270 and that will be four slaps. 2139 01:26:53,390 --> 01:26:54,810 I'm charging 10,000 rupees per slap. 2140 01:26:54,890 --> 01:26:56,560 I only hit you once. 2141 01:26:56,640 --> 01:26:58,390 What about the two he hit me? 2142 01:26:58,560 --> 01:26:59,640 Now we are at four. 2143 01:26:59,680 --> 01:27:00,520 Forty... 2144 01:27:00,930 --> 01:27:02,140 - Fifty... - It's five now. 2145 01:27:02,180 --> 01:27:05,060 I'll only tolerate up to 60,000 rupees. 2146 01:27:05,270 --> 01:27:07,390 After that, the echo of every slap will reach the police. 2147 01:27:07,430 --> 01:27:08,520 I'll tell them everything. 2148 01:27:08,640 --> 01:27:10,140 - I'll tell the truth. - No, Raju! 2149 01:27:10,180 --> 01:27:11,270 Don't tell them anything. 2150 01:27:11,310 --> 01:27:13,560 You'll get all your money. Okay? 2151 01:27:13,640 --> 01:27:14,680 - Fifty thousand? - Okay. 2152 01:27:14,770 --> 01:27:15,890 Yes. 2153 01:27:16,140 --> 01:27:19,140 "You just got lucky!" 2154 01:27:20,890 --> 01:27:23,140 "You just got lucky!" 2155 01:27:26,770 --> 01:27:28,060 What the hell is this? 2156 01:27:29,270 --> 01:27:30,890 Something is fishy, sir. 2157 01:27:31,020 --> 01:27:32,390 He turned the car around when he saw the checkpoint. 2158 01:27:32,430 --> 01:27:33,680 Is that your in-laws' checkpoint? 2159 01:27:33,770 --> 01:27:34,890 Let's go grab him! Let's follow him! 2160 01:27:35,020 --> 01:27:36,520 Get in the car, everyone! Let's go grab him! 2161 01:27:44,810 --> 01:27:47,560 "Run! Life is a race!" 2162 01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:51,640 "Run! Life is a race!" 2163 01:27:52,770 --> 01:27:55,560 "Run! Life is a race!" 2164 01:27:56,680 --> 01:27:59,310 "Run! Life is a race!" 2165 01:28:08,810 --> 01:28:10,770 "Run! Life is a race!" 2166 01:28:12,680 --> 01:28:14,520 "Run! Life is a race!" 2167 01:28:26,770 --> 01:28:28,640 You've got such lecherous eyes...! 2168 01:28:28,770 --> 01:28:31,890 Looks like people broke your legs because of your behaviour. 2169 01:28:31,930 --> 01:28:33,390 Shameless! 2170 01:28:35,180 --> 01:28:37,270 Shameless even in old age. 2171 01:28:40,520 --> 01:28:41,930 Isn't this Raju's father? 2172 01:28:42,930 --> 01:28:43,520 Yes. 2173 01:28:43,640 --> 01:28:44,680 What is he doing here? 2174 01:28:44,770 --> 01:28:46,270 Stop, stop. Sister Nimmo is calling. 2175 01:28:46,770 --> 01:28:47,890 - Sister Nimmo is calling. - Stop, stop, stop. 2176 01:28:48,020 --> 01:28:49,680 Pick it up! Answer it! Do it now! 2177 01:28:49,770 --> 01:28:50,390 It's bitter. 2178 01:28:50,430 --> 01:28:52,180 I said pick it up, not lick it! 2179 01:28:52,270 --> 01:28:53,770 I don't know Punjabi. 2180 01:28:53,930 --> 01:28:55,140 Hello? yes, Sister? 2181 01:28:55,270 --> 01:28:58,020 Hello, you idiot, tell me where you are! 2182 01:28:58,390 --> 01:28:59,560 Village... with your father. 2183 01:29:00,060 --> 01:29:02,270 I'm taking Dad to the village... 2184 01:29:02,560 --> 01:29:04,390 The signal is weak. 2185 01:29:04,430 --> 01:29:06,060 I can't hear you. I can't hear you. 2186 01:29:06,140 --> 01:29:07,180 Volume okay? 2187 01:29:07,270 --> 01:29:08,270 Come on. 2188 01:29:09,390 --> 01:29:10,310 He hung up. 2189 01:29:10,430 --> 01:29:11,430 Such a liar! 2190 01:29:11,520 --> 01:29:14,020 His father is here, but he says he's taking him to the village? 2191 01:29:14,810 --> 01:29:16,810 Nimmo, something is fishy. 2192 01:29:16,890 --> 01:29:17,890 Forget about the fish. 2193 01:29:17,930 --> 01:29:19,520 Let's take him to the hospital first. 2194 01:29:19,560 --> 01:29:21,020 Let's get him checked to make sure he is fine. 2195 01:29:21,060 --> 01:29:24,180 You're asking for money like neighbours ask for sugar. 2196 01:29:24,270 --> 01:29:25,930 I don't have this much cash at home. 2197 01:29:26,180 --> 01:29:27,270 I'll do something. 2198 01:29:27,390 --> 01:29:28,770 He's speaking very heavy Punjabi. 2199 01:29:28,930 --> 01:29:29,640 Yes, Nimmo? 2200 01:29:29,770 --> 01:29:31,270 You need to pick up a guy. Can you grab him? 2201 01:29:31,390 --> 01:29:34,560 We pick up people, not goats. Who is it? 2202 01:29:34,810 --> 01:29:37,140 It's our servant, Raju. You need to grab him. 2203 01:29:37,390 --> 01:29:38,640 - Raju? - Yes. 2204 01:29:38,770 --> 01:29:39,390 What happened? 2205 01:29:39,390 --> 01:29:41,060 He ran away, leaving his father behind. 2206 01:29:41,140 --> 01:29:42,890 I brought him to the hospital. 2207 01:29:43,180 --> 01:29:44,640 Raju's father is with you? 2208 01:29:44,640 --> 01:29:45,270 Yes. 2209 01:29:45,310 --> 01:29:46,640 Alright, send me the hospital's address. 2210 01:29:46,770 --> 01:29:48,140 I'll handle Raju. 2211 01:29:48,140 --> 01:29:49,020 - Okay. - Okay. 2212 01:29:49,810 --> 01:29:51,020 Looks like we won't need the money anymore. 2213 01:29:51,140 --> 01:29:52,060 - Let's go. - Hold it from here. 2214 01:29:52,140 --> 01:29:53,140 This way you won't end up strangling me. 2215 01:29:54,060 --> 01:29:55,270 The patient has regained consciousness. 2216 01:29:55,310 --> 01:29:56,520 You can see him now. 2217 01:29:57,020 --> 01:29:57,770 Okay. 2218 01:30:01,180 --> 01:30:02,140 Uncle...? 2219 01:30:03,310 --> 01:30:04,390 Are you okay? 2220 01:30:04,680 --> 01:30:05,520 Yes. 2221 01:30:05,890 --> 01:30:07,310 Why are you speaking in Hindi? 2222 01:30:07,520 --> 01:30:10,140 Uncle is Punjabi, and his wife is from Uttar Pradesh. 2223 01:30:10,180 --> 01:30:13,020 Who says my wife is from Uttar Pradesh? 2224 01:30:13,770 --> 01:30:14,890 Your son, Raju. 2225 01:30:15,020 --> 01:30:15,810 Who is Raju? 2226 01:30:15,890 --> 01:30:17,060 Your son. 2227 01:30:17,310 --> 01:30:18,430 Which son? 2228 01:30:18,520 --> 01:30:20,270 You're absolutely right, Uncle. 2229 01:30:20,390 --> 01:30:22,020 If a child doesn't recognize his father... 2230 01:30:22,140 --> 01:30:23,890 Why should a father recognize his child? 2231 01:30:25,020 --> 01:30:27,430 Uncle, your son works as a servant in her house. 2232 01:30:27,770 --> 01:30:31,140 The way he behaved, he was bound to become a servant. 2233 01:30:31,180 --> 01:30:33,390 There is no way he'd become a government officer. 2234 01:30:33,770 --> 01:30:35,270 Kartaare's (God)"colours" are just like that. 2235 01:30:35,390 --> 01:30:38,140 Uncle, not "Kartaare"... Kartaar. 2236 01:30:38,430 --> 01:30:40,770 If you don't want to recognize your child then fine, 2237 01:30:40,890 --> 01:30:42,020 but at least recognize God. 2238 01:30:42,140 --> 01:30:44,770 Look, I woke up after six months with great difficulty. 2239 01:30:44,810 --> 01:30:47,270 Don't say things that will make me go back to sleep. 2240 01:30:47,310 --> 01:30:48,430 Don't disturb the patient. 2241 01:30:48,640 --> 01:30:49,810 Let him rest. 2242 01:30:49,890 --> 01:30:51,390 Please, go outside. 2243 01:30:52,390 --> 01:30:53,890 Take care of yourself, Uncle. 2244 01:30:54,020 --> 01:30:55,430 The screw in my neck is loose. 2245 01:30:55,520 --> 01:30:57,180 It is unscrewed easily. Hold me gently. 2246 01:30:57,270 --> 01:30:58,390 I had issues last time as well. 2247 01:30:58,430 --> 01:30:59,520 They already caught him. 2248 01:30:59,640 --> 01:31:01,270 Since when did the police become so fast? 2249 01:31:01,520 --> 01:31:03,270 They say police don't belong to anyone. 2250 01:31:03,390 --> 01:31:04,680 How did they become so loyal to Raju's father? 2251 01:31:04,890 --> 01:31:05,390 Huh? 2252 01:31:06,390 --> 01:31:08,770 Look Nimmo, Inspector Kartaar caught him. 2253 01:31:09,020 --> 01:31:10,140 Now tell me where his father is. 2254 01:31:10,180 --> 01:31:12,270 Have you people lost all humanity? 2255 01:31:12,520 --> 01:31:15,680 Shameless, disgraceful, vulgar, ill-mannered! 2256 01:31:15,890 --> 01:31:19,270 Wow, Sister-in-law has a great vocabulary. 2257 01:31:19,390 --> 01:31:23,640 I haven't heard this many insults in my life as she gave in one breath. 2258 01:31:24,020 --> 01:31:24,770 Sixty! 2259 01:31:24,810 --> 01:31:27,060 Control her or I'll spill everything. 2260 01:31:27,310 --> 01:31:30,020 Raju, why are you exposing us? 2261 01:31:30,060 --> 01:31:31,520 Apologize. 2262 01:31:31,560 --> 01:31:32,770 I won't. 2263 01:31:32,890 --> 01:31:33,430 Seventy. 2264 01:31:33,520 --> 01:31:35,810 Your bill is increasing, I'm warning you. 2265 01:31:35,890 --> 01:31:37,390 Apologize, Raju. 2266 01:31:37,430 --> 01:31:38,270 No, I won't. 2267 01:31:38,390 --> 01:31:39,390 Eighty. 2268 01:31:39,640 --> 01:31:40,390 Ninety. 2269 01:31:40,430 --> 01:31:41,020 One Lakh! 2270 01:31:41,020 --> 01:31:42,140 Apologize, Raju! 2271 01:31:42,270 --> 01:31:44,020 Forgive me, forgive me, forgive me... 2272 01:31:44,560 --> 01:31:45,770 See, he apologized. 2273 01:31:45,890 --> 01:31:47,520 Now you forgive me, too. 2274 01:31:47,640 --> 01:31:48,520 Why are you apologizing? 2275 01:31:48,640 --> 01:31:50,140 You really want to send him to prison? 2276 01:31:50,270 --> 01:31:51,770 People have their own compulsions. 2277 01:31:51,930 --> 01:31:54,270 If someone steals out of necessity, it's understandable. 2278 01:31:54,390 --> 01:31:55,770 But abandoning your own father? 2279 01:31:55,810 --> 01:31:57,770 That depends on the necessity. 2280 01:31:57,890 --> 01:32:00,640 Sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures. 2281 01:32:01,770 --> 01:32:02,810 We're already at one lakh! 2282 01:32:02,890 --> 01:32:04,640 Don't take the law into your hands, Nimmo. 2283 01:32:04,770 --> 01:32:07,270 I'll take him to the station and thrash him. 2284 01:32:07,520 --> 01:32:10,060 Thank you, I trust you completely. 2285 01:32:10,140 --> 01:32:12,020 Punish him well. 2286 01:32:12,560 --> 01:32:14,140 Go, your father is conscious now. 2287 01:32:14,180 --> 01:32:15,270 Take care of him. 2288 01:32:16,890 --> 01:32:18,270 Ill-mannered heroine. 2289 01:32:18,640 --> 01:32:20,520 - He's conscious? - He's conscious?! 2290 01:32:53,890 --> 01:32:56,770 Why are you standing there like your battery died? 2291 01:32:57,140 --> 01:32:58,310 What else should I do, dance? 2292 01:32:58,390 --> 01:33:00,020 If what happened with Dad comes out... 2293 01:33:00,060 --> 01:33:01,770 I'll lose my job and my girl. 2294 01:33:01,810 --> 01:33:05,140 Moreover, Nimmo's family is pressuring me for the wedding. 2295 01:33:05,310 --> 01:33:07,520 Devil's stuck between me and the deep blue sea. 2296 01:33:07,640 --> 01:33:09,890 You mean you are stuck between the devil and the deep blue sea. 2297 01:33:10,020 --> 01:33:13,140 I can't even tell you what is happening to me. 2298 01:33:13,310 --> 01:33:14,770 This mess is all because of you. 2299 01:33:14,890 --> 01:33:16,060 You said us to cut the kite's string. 2300 01:33:16,140 --> 01:33:19,560 How would I know the kite would fly back? 2301 01:33:19,640 --> 01:33:22,520 Kartaar, I don't feel like you're on my side anymore. 2302 01:33:22,560 --> 01:33:24,520 Honestly, you don't look like my side either. 2303 01:33:24,680 --> 01:33:26,020 Relax. 2304 01:33:26,270 --> 01:33:30,060 If any trouble comes towards you, I will stand before you like a shield. 2305 01:33:30,270 --> 01:33:31,310 What nonsense! 2306 01:33:31,390 --> 01:33:33,140 Trouble, stand, shield? Such heavy words? 2307 01:33:33,390 --> 01:33:35,520 Sorry, that got heavy. 2308 01:33:35,640 --> 01:33:37,140 Let's find a solution. 2309 01:33:37,270 --> 01:33:39,310 You have only one solution. 2310 01:33:39,520 --> 01:33:40,310 What? 2311 01:33:41,020 --> 01:33:42,140 What are you doing? 2312 01:33:42,310 --> 01:33:43,770 You got mouth ulcers? Speak up. 2313 01:33:44,140 --> 01:33:45,310 Take a U-turn. 2314 01:33:45,390 --> 01:33:48,140 We'll ask the doctor to extend your father's coma. 2315 01:33:48,270 --> 01:33:50,770 Extend it? What is this a web series? 2316 01:33:50,890 --> 01:33:52,180 In the next episode you will find out, 2317 01:33:52,270 --> 01:33:53,680 whether Kartaar's father wake up or not. 2318 01:33:53,770 --> 01:33:56,930 Let's give him sleeping injections for 5 or 6 months. 2319 01:33:57,270 --> 01:33:58,770 We'll wake him after your wedding. 2320 01:33:58,890 --> 01:34:00,640 I have a lethal injection, too. 2321 01:34:00,810 --> 01:34:03,430 And I know exactly where I'll stick it. 2322 01:34:03,520 --> 01:34:05,770 Why are you jumping on me? 2323 01:34:05,810 --> 01:34:08,770 It's not like I gave Uncle the power to wake up from a coma? 2324 01:34:08,770 --> 01:34:11,520 Kartaar, you're emotional right now, 2325 01:34:12,020 --> 01:34:15,270 and not in a position to decide. 2326 01:34:15,310 --> 01:34:17,930 I have studied your case... 2327 01:34:18,140 --> 01:34:20,390 You have only one path to choose. 2328 01:34:22,600 --> 01:34:24,850 Are you going home yourself, 2329 01:34:24,970 --> 01:34:26,640 or should I show you the path? 2330 01:34:26,720 --> 01:34:28,470 Let me show you the path first. 2331 01:34:28,520 --> 01:34:31,350 Are you a lamp that you'll walk ahead of me? 2332 01:34:31,520 --> 01:34:32,600 I've decided. 2333 01:34:33,100 --> 01:34:36,220 I'll tell Nimmo and her family everything. 2334 01:34:36,350 --> 01:34:37,640 Then, my dear friend... 2335 01:34:37,720 --> 01:34:39,850 Your lights will go out before Diwali. 2336 01:34:42,850 --> 01:34:43,720 Yes, son? 2337 01:34:43,970 --> 01:34:46,220 What the urgent matter that brought you here? 2338 01:34:46,270 --> 01:34:50,350 Look, I don't know if God forgives, 2339 01:34:50,600 --> 01:34:53,100 but if children bow their heads before parents, 2340 01:34:53,140 --> 01:34:54,640 parents definitely forgive their children. 2341 01:34:54,720 --> 01:34:55,890 Well said, son. 2342 01:34:55,970 --> 01:34:59,850 If we post this status, it'll go viral. 2343 01:34:59,890 --> 01:35:01,850 See how wise our son-in-law is? 2344 01:35:01,850 --> 01:35:02,720 Right, Brother? 2345 01:35:02,770 --> 01:35:04,220 I deserve it. 2346 01:35:04,270 --> 01:35:07,720 Brother-in-law, first tell us what exactly are you apologizing for? 2347 01:35:08,220 --> 01:35:12,970 Actually, I unknowingly took my father's place. 2348 01:35:13,640 --> 01:35:16,720 - Took his place? - I took his job. 2349 01:35:16,770 --> 01:35:19,890 I mean my father is still alive. 2350 01:35:20,100 --> 01:35:21,640 - He's alive? - He's alive? 2351 01:35:21,720 --> 01:35:23,720 What? He's alive? 2352 01:35:24,470 --> 01:35:26,470 Such a big lie! 2353 01:35:26,720 --> 01:35:28,220 Dad, shoot him! 2354 01:35:28,890 --> 01:35:30,270 But I don't have a gun. 2355 01:35:30,350 --> 01:35:31,640 Slap me instead, or do something else. 2356 01:35:31,720 --> 01:35:32,720 Why do you want me to get shot? 2357 01:35:32,850 --> 01:35:34,350 Don't look here and there. 2358 01:35:34,600 --> 01:35:36,850 - "Pick it up." - No, no, no! 2359 01:35:36,890 --> 01:35:39,520 No, no, no! 2360 01:35:42,850 --> 01:35:44,350 - No! - What "no, no, no", huh? 2361 01:35:44,720 --> 01:35:47,350 I made tea for you, you must drink it. 2362 01:35:47,970 --> 01:35:51,220 Son, your health doesn't look good. 2363 01:35:51,720 --> 01:35:52,970 A wise man once said, 2364 01:35:53,100 --> 01:35:56,850 "Bad times don't last forever, nor do good times." 2365 01:35:56,970 --> 01:35:58,470 Our son-in-law is something else. 2366 01:35:58,600 --> 01:36:01,850 May God protect this quality in him. 2367 01:36:02,350 --> 01:36:06,350 So the wedding date is fixed, right? 2368 01:36:06,470 --> 01:36:09,600 Son, has a wedding date ever moved? 2369 01:36:09,720 --> 01:36:13,770 No, not the wedding date, I have moved. 2370 01:36:13,970 --> 01:36:15,890 "Pick it up!" 2371 01:36:17,020 --> 01:36:20,020 I play people, but you played your own father. 2372 01:36:20,350 --> 01:36:22,600 Does a coma come with an expiration date? 2373 01:36:22,720 --> 01:36:25,520 Would I get a police job if I hadn't done this? 2374 01:36:25,600 --> 01:36:28,720 Everything happened with our family consent. 2375 01:36:28,770 --> 01:36:30,850 You say family consent, 2376 01:36:30,890 --> 01:36:33,390 like the whole family arranged a poor girl's marriage? 2377 01:36:33,470 --> 01:36:37,520 With family consent, you should've taken me to a good doctor. 2378 01:36:37,600 --> 01:36:38,850 We left nothing out. 2379 01:36:38,890 --> 01:36:41,220 The only one we didn't consult was a vet. 2380 01:36:41,350 --> 01:36:43,100 I told them we should've tried that, too. 2381 01:36:43,140 --> 01:36:44,470 Sometimes these doctors are smart too. 2382 01:36:44,520 --> 01:36:45,640 Do I look like an animal? 2383 01:36:45,720 --> 01:36:48,020 If you were, we would've seen the vet. 2384 01:36:48,100 --> 01:36:48,770 But we didn't. 2385 01:36:48,850 --> 01:36:52,640 Since he joined, "Danger" fruits come home every day. 2386 01:36:52,720 --> 01:36:55,140 Grandma, not danger, Dragon fruit. 2387 01:36:55,220 --> 01:36:57,470 Whatever it is, you've progressed, right? 2388 01:36:57,520 --> 01:37:01,100 Now Uncle, either you protect this progress or ruin it. 2389 01:37:01,140 --> 01:37:03,720 Dad, at this age, people start saying, 2390 01:37:03,850 --> 01:37:06,640 "If the family is happy, I need nothing else." 2391 01:37:06,720 --> 01:37:07,720 Why don't I want anything, huh? 2392 01:37:07,850 --> 01:37:08,970 Don't panic, Dad. 2393 01:37:09,100 --> 01:37:09,890 You will get everything. 2394 01:37:09,970 --> 01:37:13,720 Just stay hidden until my wedding. 2395 01:37:13,970 --> 01:37:14,720 Yes. 2396 01:37:14,850 --> 01:37:16,890 What makes you think I don't want to see my son's wedding? 2397 01:37:17,020 --> 01:37:18,470 Don't be stubborn, Dad. 2398 01:37:18,520 --> 01:37:19,640 We'll show you on a video call. 2399 01:37:19,720 --> 01:37:20,720 You can dance at home. 2400 01:37:20,970 --> 01:37:21,640 - Yes. - Yes. 2401 01:37:21,720 --> 01:37:23,600 The wedding will take place there and I dance here? 2402 01:37:23,600 --> 01:37:26,770 This will be life I dance in Ludhiana, and the ground moves in Jalandhar. 2403 01:37:26,850 --> 01:37:30,140 Dad, with your weight, your movements will be felt in Lahore. 2404 01:37:30,220 --> 01:37:31,720 No problem. You all decide, 2405 01:37:31,970 --> 01:37:33,970 whether I go to the wedding or go to the police station. 2406 01:37:34,020 --> 01:37:35,720 I must say, it will be an amazing. 2407 01:37:35,770 --> 01:37:41,100 "A murderer got rid of his own father to steal his job." 2408 01:37:41,470 --> 01:37:42,770 We'll get caught, Dad. 2409 01:37:42,850 --> 01:37:44,850 No Kartaar, we won't. 2410 01:37:44,970 --> 01:37:46,470 I've watched a lot of reels. 2411 01:37:46,600 --> 01:37:47,850 We'll change disguise him. 2412 01:37:47,970 --> 01:37:50,270 Disguise him? Who do you think he is, Amitabh Bachchan? 2413 01:37:50,390 --> 01:37:51,970 That only happens in films. 2414 01:37:52,100 --> 01:37:55,100 Isn't what you pulled off straight of out a movie too? 2415 01:37:55,470 --> 01:37:57,470 Just wait and watch, Abhishek, my son. 2416 01:37:57,640 --> 01:37:58,970 Abhishek? Who is Abhishek? 2417 01:37:59,220 --> 01:38:01,770 Your father will disguise himself so well 2418 01:38:01,890 --> 01:38:07,640 that it'll be not just difficult, but simply impossible to recognize him. 2419 01:38:07,770 --> 01:38:10,100 Oh, wow... 2420 01:38:10,720 --> 01:38:12,720 Uncle, looking at your acting skills... 2421 01:38:12,770 --> 01:38:16,020 you're sure to get the role of the Surpanakha in the Ramleela play. 2422 01:38:16,140 --> 01:38:17,220 Why a Surpanakha? 2423 01:38:17,390 --> 01:38:19,270 Because you do shameful acts. 2424 01:38:19,350 --> 01:38:20,140 Yes. 2425 01:38:20,350 --> 01:38:21,350 You're killing me! 2426 01:38:23,850 --> 01:38:24,970 Speak up! 2427 01:38:25,140 --> 01:38:27,850 Tell me why were you headed? 2428 01:38:27,890 --> 01:38:29,390 Nowhere, sir. 2429 01:38:29,470 --> 01:38:34,350 - Sir? - I told you to beat him red. 2430 01:38:34,600 --> 01:38:36,720 He turned purple. 2431 01:38:37,220 --> 01:38:40,470 We tried to make him red, but the colours mixed. 2432 01:38:40,600 --> 01:38:41,720 Get up. 2433 01:38:42,270 --> 01:38:43,520 Do you accept or not? 2434 01:38:43,600 --> 01:38:44,970 I accept, sir. 2435 01:38:45,100 --> 01:38:47,220 I accept everything in God's name. 2436 01:38:47,350 --> 01:38:48,890 My whole family accepts it. 2437 01:38:48,970 --> 01:38:52,020 I swear I didn't do anything. 2438 01:38:52,100 --> 01:38:53,850 He won't admit it. 2439 01:38:53,890 --> 01:38:56,350 Sir, he's accepted two motorcycles and three cars. 2440 01:38:56,470 --> 01:38:57,470 What else should we make him accept? 2441 01:38:57,600 --> 01:39:00,850 No, I'm telling the truth. I'm not a thief. 2442 01:39:00,890 --> 01:39:03,390 If not a thief, then a retired BDO? 2443 01:39:03,970 --> 01:39:06,270 Sir, they don't listen to me. 2444 01:39:06,350 --> 01:39:10,350 They picked me up like they caught a bootlegger. 2445 01:39:10,470 --> 01:39:13,600 Sir, I ran because Officer Sher Singh was with me. 2446 01:39:14,270 --> 01:39:17,390 Officer Sher Singh died months ago. 2447 01:39:17,470 --> 01:39:19,020 You caught a mental patient. 2448 01:39:19,100 --> 01:39:20,470 His blood will be on your hands. 2449 01:39:20,600 --> 01:39:22,720 No, sir, I'm not crazy. 2450 01:39:22,970 --> 01:39:24,100 I'm telling the truth. 2451 01:39:24,270 --> 01:39:29,270 Kartaar left his father at Raju's place to get the job. 2452 01:39:29,850 --> 01:39:30,640 I swear. 2453 01:39:30,720 --> 01:39:31,970 Trust me. No, no, sir. 2454 01:39:32,100 --> 01:39:33,720 I swear on Mother Earth. 2455 01:39:34,520 --> 01:39:38,020 If he is telling the truth, 2456 01:39:38,140 --> 01:39:39,970 then this is a very serious accusation. 2457 01:39:40,890 --> 01:39:44,600 - Avtar Singh, pick up Raju, - Yes. 2458 01:39:45,020 --> 01:39:46,850 and arrest Kartaar. 2459 01:39:47,720 --> 01:39:50,470 Come on, put on your brand new gear, 2460 01:39:50,520 --> 01:39:52,850 The clothes you saved for a day so dear. 2461 01:39:52,970 --> 01:39:54,600 He's getting married, against all odds, 2462 01:39:54,640 --> 01:39:57,520 A twist of fate written by the gods. 2463 01:39:57,600 --> 01:40:01,220 'The whole world cheers for Kartaar's big day, 2464 01:40:02,100 --> 01:40:04,220 Let's celebrate Kartaar's wedding in a grand way! 2465 01:40:04,350 --> 01:40:06,390 Let's celebrate Kartaar's wedding in a grand way! 2466 01:40:06,470 --> 01:40:08,470 The moon shines bright while the sun is high, 2467 01:40:08,520 --> 01:40:10,970 Mangoes started growing on neem trees, oh my! 2468 01:40:11,100 --> 01:40:13,270 Let's celebrate Kartaar's wedding in a grand way! 2469 01:40:13,350 --> 01:40:15,470 Let's celebrate Kartaar's wedding in a grand way! 2470 01:40:25,600 --> 01:40:27,770 The moon shines bright while the sun is high, 2471 01:40:27,850 --> 01:40:29,600 Let's celebrate Kartaar's wedding in a grand way! 2472 01:40:29,720 --> 01:40:32,270 Mangoes started growing on neem trees, oh my! 2473 01:40:32,350 --> 01:40:34,850 Let's celebrate Kartaar's wedding in a grand way! 2474 01:40:46,100 --> 01:40:47,390 Everything okay? 2475 01:40:49,350 --> 01:40:50,640 Bless you, children! 2476 01:40:50,720 --> 01:40:52,100 Dad! 2477 01:40:53,220 --> 01:40:54,600 He reminded you of your dad? 2478 01:40:55,770 --> 01:40:58,220 I felt like Dad was blessing us. 2479 01:40:58,350 --> 01:40:59,600 Come here, dear. 2480 01:40:59,970 --> 01:41:01,970 You all come, too. 2481 01:41:02,350 --> 01:41:03,720 Can't you hear me? 2482 01:41:05,350 --> 01:41:06,100 Sir! 2483 01:41:06,220 --> 01:41:06,770 Yes? 2484 01:41:06,850 --> 01:41:08,600 You'll get caught because of your brains, if not your face. 2485 01:41:08,640 --> 01:41:10,520 Let's just take the photo, kid. 2486 01:41:10,720 --> 01:41:12,720 Come on, make it a good one. 2487 01:41:16,470 --> 01:41:19,220 Uncle, we're doomed. What we feared has happened! 2488 01:41:19,220 --> 01:41:20,020 What happened? 2489 01:41:20,390 --> 01:41:22,600 The caterer didn't put bananas in the red chutney. 2490 01:41:22,640 --> 01:41:23,850 You... 2491 01:41:24,270 --> 01:41:25,100 Enough now. 2492 01:41:25,220 --> 01:41:26,600 The wedding ceremony is already done. 2493 01:41:26,970 --> 01:41:27,850 Guests are giving them gifts. 2494 01:41:27,970 --> 01:41:28,720 Let it be. 2495 01:41:28,850 --> 01:41:30,470 Dad, this is like once we send her off, 2496 01:41:30,600 --> 01:41:32,220 who care even if she becomes a widow? 2497 01:41:32,270 --> 01:41:33,350 Shut up! 2498 01:41:33,470 --> 01:41:34,470 She's your sister. 2499 01:41:34,520 --> 01:41:35,520 Sorry, Shaktiman. 2500 01:41:36,020 --> 01:41:37,720 - The arrangements are good. - Yes. 2501 01:41:37,850 --> 01:41:39,600 Everyone is dancing. 2502 01:41:40,100 --> 01:41:41,020 Yes. 2503 01:41:42,970 --> 01:41:44,600 Brother, who is that guy? 2504 01:41:47,390 --> 01:41:51,520 Oh my dear, my beloved's house is far away. 2505 01:41:51,720 --> 01:41:52,770 Hello! 2506 01:41:53,220 --> 01:41:55,600 Brother! Which side are you from? 2507 01:41:55,720 --> 01:41:57,350 I'm from the Gurdaspur side. 2508 01:41:57,470 --> 01:41:58,850 I didn't ask about your hometown. 2509 01:41:58,890 --> 01:42:00,470 Which side of the wedding? 2510 01:42:00,520 --> 01:42:02,390 I'm the girl's uncle, sir. 2511 01:42:02,470 --> 01:42:05,600 Be anyone's uncle, but dance properly. 2512 01:42:05,640 --> 01:42:08,600 Brother, you should fix your mind-set. 2513 01:42:09,600 --> 01:42:11,390 Sister-in-law, are you drunk? 2514 01:42:11,470 --> 01:42:11,850 Why? 2515 01:42:11,890 --> 01:42:12,970 Do I look drunk to you? 2516 01:42:13,220 --> 01:42:16,350 I know you're very happy, but that doesn't mean 2517 01:42:16,470 --> 01:42:19,640 you hold hands with any random guy and keep dancing. 2518 01:42:19,720 --> 01:42:21,020 I just got carried away in the flow, Gen Z. 2519 01:42:21,100 --> 01:42:23,470 Don't disgrace in the flow. 2520 01:42:26,890 --> 01:42:28,600 Wonderful. 2521 01:42:29,470 --> 01:42:31,220 I'll handle him. 2522 01:42:31,270 --> 01:42:32,140 Brother... 2523 01:42:32,770 --> 01:42:36,100 Control your brother-in-law, or I'll tear him apart. 2524 01:42:36,140 --> 01:42:37,350 Is he a sweater that you'll tear him apart? 2525 01:42:37,390 --> 01:42:39,100 Tell me, what's the matter? 2526 01:42:39,350 --> 01:42:42,100 He's drunk and matching steps with the old ladies. 2527 01:42:42,140 --> 01:42:46,220 Before I take a wrong step, go stop him. 2528 01:42:46,270 --> 01:42:46,970 That's it. 2529 01:42:47,100 --> 01:42:48,640 We're in big trouble. 2530 01:42:50,100 --> 01:42:53,470 Mom, who is Kartaar's mother is dancing with? 2531 01:42:54,720 --> 01:42:56,720 Must be their relative. 2532 01:42:56,850 --> 01:42:59,140 Our relatives never dance like this. 2533 01:42:59,220 --> 01:43:01,220 - Come on, let's talk to your father. - Yes, let's go. 2534 01:43:01,720 --> 01:43:03,350 Uncle, Uncle... listen to me. 2535 01:43:03,600 --> 01:43:05,100 Let him dance. 2536 01:43:05,140 --> 01:43:06,970 I should let you dance? You think you're Michael Jackson? 2537 01:43:07,020 --> 01:43:08,770 - Listen to me. - Mind your own business. 2538 01:43:09,100 --> 01:43:10,100 Aunty... 2539 01:43:10,470 --> 01:43:12,520 You're dancing like a professional dancer today. 2540 01:43:12,600 --> 01:43:14,770 - Listen to me, come with me. - I've very excited. 2541 01:43:14,850 --> 01:43:16,970 I'll take care of it. Come with me. 2542 01:43:17,600 --> 01:43:18,600 Come on, Uncle. 2543 01:43:18,640 --> 01:43:19,520 Listen... 2544 01:43:19,600 --> 01:43:21,470 The boy's mother is acting suspicious. 2545 01:43:21,600 --> 01:43:24,270 There's nothing wrong with the boy's mother... 2546 01:43:24,350 --> 01:43:26,390 The girl's uncle is suspicious. 2547 01:43:26,470 --> 01:43:28,890 He's the one slithering around like a snake. 2548 01:43:28,970 --> 01:43:30,520 Before we crack his head open, go lock him in the box. 2549 01:43:30,600 --> 01:43:31,220 I'm warning you. 2550 01:43:31,350 --> 01:43:32,640 Which Uncle? Who are you talking about? 2551 01:43:32,720 --> 01:43:34,140 That one... 2552 01:43:34,970 --> 01:43:36,850 - The one dancing over there. - Come on. 2553 01:43:37,720 --> 01:43:39,470 The one who was dancing over there. 2554 01:43:39,850 --> 01:43:41,600 - Come with me. - He didn't even let me dance. 2555 01:43:41,640 --> 01:43:42,640 Yes, tell me, what's the matter? 2556 01:43:42,720 --> 01:43:46,100 The way you're dancing, people will get suspicious. 2557 01:43:46,220 --> 01:43:46,890 Suspicious about what? 2558 01:43:46,970 --> 01:43:50,720 That Kartaar's father is alive and roaming around with a fake beard. 2559 01:43:50,850 --> 01:43:52,390 Kartaar's father is alive? 2560 01:43:52,470 --> 01:43:55,350 - He heard us. - I'll go and tell everyone. 2561 01:43:55,390 --> 01:43:56,970 Uncle! 2562 01:43:59,140 --> 01:44:00,470 Uncle! 2563 01:44:02,600 --> 01:44:04,850 Uncle, Kartaar's father is alive! 2564 01:44:04,970 --> 01:44:05,850 I'm leaving. 2565 01:44:08,140 --> 01:44:09,470 Billa! Billa! 2566 01:44:10,520 --> 01:44:11,640 What did he just say? 2567 01:44:11,720 --> 01:44:13,100 Even I don't know... 2568 01:44:13,220 --> 01:44:16,720 why he's saying, "Kartaar's father is alive." 2569 01:44:17,720 --> 01:44:19,520 - He's alive? - He's na�e. 2570 01:44:19,600 --> 01:44:22,350 He's not na�e, right now, he's a fireball. 2571 01:44:22,470 --> 01:44:23,640 Billa! 2572 01:44:45,970 --> 01:44:47,520 Stop the music! 2573 01:44:47,720 --> 01:44:48,850 Which one should i get then 2574 01:44:48,890 --> 01:44:49,770 DJ, turn it off! 2575 01:44:49,850 --> 01:44:50,890 Turn it off now! 2576 01:44:51,720 --> 01:44:52,850 Police? 2577 01:44:58,600 --> 01:45:00,600 What happened, Inspector? 2578 01:45:01,350 --> 01:45:02,470 Who are you? 2579 01:45:02,600 --> 01:45:04,100 I'm the bride's father. 2580 01:45:04,220 --> 01:45:07,390 If you can't recognize people, at least learn to recognize ranks. 2581 01:45:07,470 --> 01:45:09,850 I am a DSP, not an Inspector. 2582 01:45:12,220 --> 01:45:13,100 Where is Sher (Lion)? 2583 01:45:13,220 --> 01:45:16,350 Lions stay in jungles, DSP sir, not at weddings. 2584 01:45:16,470 --> 01:45:18,770 We got information they appear at weddings, too. 2585 01:45:18,850 --> 01:45:21,100 I'm talking about Inspector Sher Singh. 2586 01:45:23,350 --> 01:45:26,100 Looks like he is drunk. 2587 01:45:26,640 --> 01:45:30,350 Sir, he passed away a long ago. 2588 01:45:30,640 --> 01:45:34,720 Kartaar, didn't you invite him to your father's memorial? 2589 01:45:34,850 --> 01:45:36,770 Of course, I invited him. 2590 01:45:37,020 --> 01:45:39,220 I even said, "Come with the whole family." 2591 01:45:39,270 --> 01:45:41,520 Was it a Lohri festival or your father's memorial... 2592 01:45:41,600 --> 01:45:44,970 That we all had to come with our families? 2593 01:45:45,470 --> 01:45:47,350 I must say you're a great artist! 2594 01:45:47,850 --> 01:45:49,720 People hold memorials for dead fathers, 2595 01:45:49,850 --> 01:45:52,640 you held a memorial for a father who is still alive. 2596 01:45:53,520 --> 01:45:55,220 What is he saying, son? 2597 01:45:55,270 --> 01:45:56,720 I don't get it either. 2598 01:45:56,770 --> 01:45:57,890 You soon will. 2599 01:45:57,970 --> 01:45:58,970 Don't worry. 2600 01:45:59,220 --> 01:46:00,390 Get him. 2601 01:46:11,020 --> 01:46:12,100 Greetings, sir. 2602 01:46:12,220 --> 01:46:13,140 Go on. 2603 01:46:13,220 --> 01:46:15,850 The police brought a Qawwali singer with them. 2604 01:46:16,100 --> 01:46:17,350 Shut up! 2605 01:46:18,470 --> 01:46:19,470 Speak up. 2606 01:46:19,640 --> 01:46:21,600 Kartaar's father is alive. 2607 01:46:23,220 --> 01:46:24,890 - Mom, we've been exposed. - He's alive? 2608 01:46:25,220 --> 01:46:25,720 He's alive? 2609 01:46:25,850 --> 01:46:27,350 Did I say it in Spanish the first time? 2610 01:46:27,470 --> 01:46:28,350 Who is he? 2611 01:46:29,100 --> 01:46:30,970 I'm Shoki, the painter. 2612 01:46:31,140 --> 01:46:32,520 I painted your house. 2613 01:46:32,600 --> 01:46:34,350 When you said, I want "My Green" shade? 2614 01:46:34,600 --> 01:46:35,390 Remember? 2615 01:46:35,470 --> 01:46:37,220 You still owe me 150,000 rupees. 2616 01:46:37,350 --> 01:46:39,390 Are you painter or a fortune-teller? 2617 01:46:39,470 --> 01:46:42,220 How do you know Kartaar's father was alive? 2618 01:46:42,600 --> 01:46:43,720 I don't know about fortune-telling, 2619 01:46:43,970 --> 01:46:46,720 but today I'll shake up this whole family for sure. 2620 01:46:48,350 --> 01:46:51,850 Sir, I picked up Kartaar's father from their house. 2621 01:46:52,640 --> 01:46:54,850 Was father lying in the cradle that you just picked him up? 2622 01:46:54,970 --> 01:46:58,520 Sir, just look at his hair, he looks unstable. 2623 01:46:58,600 --> 01:47:01,600 Brother, I'll cut my hair, but tell everyone the truth. 2624 01:47:01,850 --> 01:47:03,350 Look, sir, he's calling me unstable. 2625 01:47:03,390 --> 01:47:04,470 We'll call you "Professor" instead. 2626 01:47:04,600 --> 01:47:05,770 Take the police and leave. 2627 01:47:05,850 --> 01:47:06,350 Yes! 2628 01:47:06,390 --> 01:47:07,100 Hello! 2629 01:47:07,470 --> 01:47:10,350 He didn't bring the police here, the police brought him here. 2630 01:47:10,390 --> 01:47:12,890 Be thankful we don't have female staff available today. 2631 01:47:13,220 --> 01:47:15,100 Or you too would have been in trouble. 2632 01:47:16,470 --> 01:47:20,390 Look, if your father is Sher Singh, then he's alive. 2633 01:47:20,470 --> 01:47:24,020 Hey! Before blaming our family, 2634 01:47:24,100 --> 01:47:25,850 you should check our family background. 2635 01:47:26,350 --> 01:47:27,470 If only... 2636 01:47:27,970 --> 01:47:31,140 If only I could show you "my background", 2637 01:47:31,220 --> 01:47:33,470 and tell you, where the police pulled the truth out from. 2638 01:47:33,720 --> 01:47:35,600 Then you'd know... 2639 01:47:35,850 --> 01:47:38,140 DSP sir, we didn't understand anything. 2640 01:47:38,220 --> 01:47:39,640 No problem. 2641 01:47:39,720 --> 01:47:42,520 If Punjabi didn't work, I'll explain in Hindi. 2642 01:47:43,220 --> 01:47:47,020 Rajeshwar Kumar Yaduvanshi... Present yourself! 2643 01:47:48,140 --> 01:47:49,350 Rajeshwar? 2644 01:47:49,850 --> 01:47:50,770 Coming, sir, coming. 2645 01:47:50,850 --> 01:47:53,100 Side please, side please, move aside. 2646 01:47:53,220 --> 01:47:54,600 Don't make us bang into you. 2647 01:47:54,640 --> 01:47:56,100 Step back, move away. 2648 01:47:56,350 --> 01:47:57,350 Careful. 2649 01:47:58,970 --> 01:47:59,850 Yes. 2650 01:48:00,140 --> 01:48:01,220 Thank you, Brother! 2651 01:48:01,270 --> 01:48:03,350 Your idea made my business become a hit. 2652 01:48:03,390 --> 01:48:05,970 By the way, the "Dad-sitting" business has huge scope. 2653 01:48:06,020 --> 01:48:08,770 If anyone goes into a coma, please remember me. 2654 01:48:08,850 --> 01:48:10,220 This is my card. 2655 01:48:10,270 --> 01:48:11,390 Here you go. 2656 01:48:11,770 --> 01:48:12,520 Thank you. 2657 01:48:12,600 --> 01:48:13,850 It's my blazer. 2658 01:48:14,100 --> 01:48:15,390 By the way, why did you ask me to come here? 2659 01:48:15,470 --> 01:48:17,140 This is our servant, Raju. 2660 01:48:17,220 --> 01:48:19,350 Wow, you get respect as soon as you become rich. 2661 01:48:19,470 --> 01:48:22,640 - Raju sir! Thank you. - Not Sir, Ser-vant. 2662 01:48:22,720 --> 01:48:26,350 Hey Siri, is Kartaar's Daddy dead or alive? 2663 01:48:26,470 --> 01:48:28,850 Yes, he's alive. He's 200 percent alive. 2664 01:48:31,270 --> 01:48:33,970 Sister, these days, he is my father. 2665 01:48:34,020 --> 01:48:36,970 The father, I brought to your house wasn't my personal father. 2666 01:48:37,020 --> 01:48:38,350 He was Kartaar's father. 2667 01:48:38,470 --> 01:48:39,470 Kartaar's father? 2668 01:48:39,850 --> 01:48:41,470 What is he saying, son? 2669 01:48:41,600 --> 01:48:44,220 I too don't know what is he saying, Dad. 2670 01:48:44,350 --> 01:48:45,220 Dad? 2671 01:48:45,770 --> 01:48:48,100 Oh, so he's your father these days? 2672 01:48:48,390 --> 01:48:52,270 No, he's Nimmo's father, my future Dad. 2673 01:48:52,350 --> 01:48:53,970 Okay, then Sher Singh? 2674 01:48:54,020 --> 01:48:56,220 He's my previous Dad. 2675 01:48:56,470 --> 01:48:56,890 I mean... 2676 01:48:56,970 --> 01:48:58,970 On the next 12th is his death anniversary. 2677 01:48:59,100 --> 01:49:00,140 "On the next 12th is his death anniversary." 2678 01:49:00,220 --> 01:49:03,770 He went to earn a living, but brought back glass, 2679 01:49:03,970 --> 01:49:05,720 On Kartaar's wedding day... 2680 01:49:05,770 --> 01:49:08,640 The truth will come out! 2681 01:49:08,720 --> 01:49:11,270 The truth will come out! 2682 01:49:11,350 --> 01:49:13,270 Pick him up! 2683 01:49:13,350 --> 01:49:14,720 ?? 2684 01:49:14,770 --> 01:49:15,770 Unstable police! 2685 01:49:15,850 --> 01:49:17,470 You must've seen many DSPs, 2686 01:49:17,600 --> 01:49:20,850 but this is the first time you'll see a DSP who will arrest all the wedding guests. 2687 01:49:21,100 --> 01:49:24,350 Kartaar, where is Sher Singh? 2688 01:49:24,600 --> 01:49:26,220 What are you talking about, sir? 2689 01:49:26,270 --> 01:49:28,720 If my father was alive, he'd attend my wedding, right? 2690 01:49:29,020 --> 01:49:30,470 Tell me, where is my father? 2691 01:49:30,520 --> 01:49:32,220 Come on, tell me, where is my father? 2692 01:49:32,350 --> 01:49:36,350 Brother, I truly believe wherever your father is... 2693 01:49:36,390 --> 01:49:38,020 He is very happy. 2694 01:49:38,600 --> 01:49:42,350 Kid, I've had three digestive pills since morning. 2695 01:49:42,470 --> 01:49:44,220 I still can't digest this. 2696 01:49:44,350 --> 01:49:46,470 If Sher Singh is alive, then where is he? 2697 01:49:46,520 --> 01:49:47,850 Yes, good question. 2698 01:49:49,640 --> 01:49:51,520 - Yes, Dad is alive. - Huh? 2699 01:49:51,600 --> 01:49:53,270 - See, I told you! - I told you so. 2700 01:49:53,350 --> 01:49:54,850 I told you, sir. 2701 01:49:55,020 --> 01:49:56,520 He's alive? 2702 01:49:56,850 --> 01:50:00,470 Dad dwells in us. He's lives in our emotions. 2703 01:50:00,600 --> 01:50:01,470 He is lying. 2704 01:50:01,600 --> 01:50:02,850 He's in our thoughts. 2705 01:50:02,890 --> 01:50:05,350 He's not dead. My father is alive. 2706 01:50:05,520 --> 01:50:07,470 Enough, son, enough. 2707 01:50:07,520 --> 01:50:08,970 Aunty is getting sentimental now. 2708 01:50:09,020 --> 01:50:11,970 Sir, we witnessed Kartaar's father's cremation. 2709 01:50:12,220 --> 01:50:15,350 Did anyone see the cotton in the nostrils of the corpse? 2710 01:50:15,470 --> 01:50:16,470 Yes, tell him. 2711 01:50:17,100 --> 01:50:18,720 No sir, we didn't see the cotton. 2712 01:50:19,390 --> 01:50:20,850 That's the point. 2713 01:50:20,890 --> 01:50:23,600 Look, Sher Singh is alive, but a cremation took place. 2714 01:50:23,850 --> 01:50:26,850 And if a cremation took place, whose body was that? 2715 01:50:27,220 --> 01:50:29,770 Sir, you should give his family a chance to speak too. 2716 01:50:29,850 --> 01:50:31,020 Hey! 2717 01:50:31,970 --> 01:50:34,890 Not the family... listen to Gabbar. 2718 01:50:35,600 --> 01:50:36,520 Gabbar? 2719 01:50:37,890 --> 01:50:38,970 "Gabbar!" 2720 01:50:41,350 --> 01:50:42,470 "Gabbar!" 2721 01:50:44,220 --> 01:50:45,770 Who are you? 2722 01:50:46,350 --> 01:50:47,100 Gabbar Singh. 2723 01:50:47,470 --> 01:50:48,470 You came from Chambal? 2724 01:50:48,600 --> 01:50:50,020 No sir, I came from Nangal. 2725 01:50:50,220 --> 01:50:52,100 Looking at you, it feels like you're from a wrestling ring. 2726 01:50:52,220 --> 01:50:55,220 Sir, he set my mother on fire? 2727 01:50:55,520 --> 01:50:56,470 Mother? 2728 01:50:56,600 --> 01:50:58,890 Do we look like people who'd go around setting other's mothers on fire? 2729 01:50:58,970 --> 01:51:02,520 DSP sir, I want my mother's dead body. 2730 01:51:03,350 --> 01:51:05,350 If my mother was alive today, 2731 01:51:05,390 --> 01:51:09,100 she'd have given me not one but four bodies. 2732 01:51:09,350 --> 01:51:12,350 My mother never said no to me for anything. 2733 01:51:12,470 --> 01:51:13,020 She just... 2734 01:51:13,100 --> 01:51:15,600 Brother, please don't wink. You cremated his mother. 2735 01:51:18,270 --> 01:51:19,100 Why are you winking? 2736 01:51:19,220 --> 01:51:21,720 I was winking at you, it just bounced at him. 2737 01:51:21,850 --> 01:51:24,270 Look around sometimes. You are always flirting. 2738 01:51:24,350 --> 01:51:27,100 I want a mother in exchange for my mother. 2739 01:51:27,350 --> 01:51:28,770 Mothers aren't washing machines... 2740 01:51:28,850 --> 01:51:30,390 This isn't an exchange offer. 2741 01:51:30,470 --> 01:51:31,600 You want a mother in exchange for a mother! 2742 01:51:31,640 --> 01:51:34,850 I'll take your mother even without an exchange offer. 2743 01:51:36,350 --> 01:51:37,640 Billa was also with him. 2744 01:51:37,720 --> 01:51:38,470 - When was he with him? - Yes. 2745 01:51:38,600 --> 01:51:39,640 You are ruining his reputation for no reason. 2746 01:51:39,720 --> 01:51:40,350 Yes. 2747 01:51:40,390 --> 01:51:40,970 Who are you? 2748 01:51:41,470 --> 01:51:42,100 I'm Billo. 2749 01:51:42,520 --> 01:51:45,020 "Billo, what wil you do about Billa?" 2750 01:51:45,100 --> 01:51:47,100 "Everyone will get caught." 2751 01:51:47,850 --> 01:51:50,350 Don't make me release your album, I'm warning you. 2752 01:51:51,600 --> 01:51:53,850 No one will say a word while I investigate this matter. 2753 01:51:53,970 --> 01:51:56,350 Otherwise, there will be a riot here. 2754 01:51:56,470 --> 01:51:57,220 Riot! 2755 01:51:57,470 --> 01:51:59,520 So, what were you saying? 2756 01:52:00,470 --> 01:52:03,140 Since my mother's body went missing, sir, 2757 01:52:03,220 --> 01:52:05,720 my father keeps playing the same song on repeat. 2758 01:52:06,350 --> 01:52:09,470 "Look around, your mother has gone missing." 2759 01:52:09,640 --> 01:52:14,220 Sir, if my mother was alive, I'd still convince myself saying, 2760 01:52:14,350 --> 01:52:16,270 "It's okay, my mother was hot." 2761 01:52:16,350 --> 01:52:17,850 "She must've run away with someone." 2762 01:52:18,140 --> 01:52:22,220 But a dead body can't run away with anyone, people! 2763 01:52:22,350 --> 01:52:24,720 If he has set your body on fire, 2764 01:52:24,770 --> 01:52:28,220 I'll talk to my seniors and arrange another body for you. 2765 01:52:28,350 --> 01:52:31,220 Sir, why are you ruining my wedding and my life? 2766 01:52:31,350 --> 01:52:32,890 I've already lost my father. 2767 01:52:32,970 --> 01:52:35,600 You've put your father under the table. 2768 01:52:35,720 --> 01:52:38,470 Sir, hand his mother over to me, so that I can leave. 2769 01:52:39,020 --> 01:52:40,640 They took your mother's dead body, right? 2770 01:52:40,720 --> 01:52:42,640 Then how can we hand you his mother who is still alive? 2771 01:52:43,270 --> 01:52:44,640 When she dies, we'll send her to you. 2772 01:52:44,720 --> 01:52:48,350 You just give her to me. I'll kill her myself, by crushing her. 2773 01:52:49,970 --> 01:52:52,220 Do you want to get charged under Section 302? 2774 01:52:52,850 --> 01:52:55,220 Anyway, after what I'm about to do to this family... 2775 01:52:55,350 --> 01:52:57,350 His mother will certainly die of shock. 2776 01:52:57,470 --> 01:52:57,970 Really? 2777 01:52:58,100 --> 01:52:59,270 We'll send her body over to you. 2778 01:53:00,100 --> 01:53:00,850 Sir. 2779 01:53:01,140 --> 01:53:01,850 Let's go, guys! 2780 01:53:02,600 --> 01:53:04,470 Yes, yes, come on, everyone out. 2781 01:53:04,600 --> 01:53:05,390 Hello! 2782 01:53:05,470 --> 01:53:07,770 You also leave. You've given your statement, right? 2783 01:53:07,850 --> 01:53:10,720 Yes, anyway it's time to change Dad's diaper. 2784 01:53:10,850 --> 01:53:13,100 If I don't change the diaper, he becomes hyper. 2785 01:53:13,220 --> 01:53:14,220 Let's go. 2786 01:53:14,270 --> 01:53:15,100 Go away. 2787 01:53:15,390 --> 01:53:17,600 What go away, huh? Have some shame. 2788 01:53:17,720 --> 01:53:19,850 DSP just agreed to trade your mother. 2789 01:53:19,890 --> 01:53:21,470 Come on, Mom, it's not like you are dying right now. 2790 01:53:21,520 --> 01:53:23,390 That fat guy will die of diseases before you do. 2791 01:53:23,520 --> 01:53:25,100 Did you really set his mother on fire? 2792 01:53:25,140 --> 01:53:27,220 I've never set dung cakes on fire. 2793 01:53:27,270 --> 01:53:29,270 Why would I set that idiot's mother on fire? 2794 01:53:29,350 --> 01:53:30,890 I think all of them are crazy. 2795 01:53:30,970 --> 01:53:33,640 You all used to call me crazy, right? 2796 01:53:33,720 --> 01:53:36,100 Look, Kartaar's father is hiding there. 2797 01:53:39,020 --> 01:53:39,720 Huh? 2798 01:53:44,520 --> 01:53:46,520 Sat Sri Akal, everyone. 2799 01:53:46,720 --> 01:53:48,970 This is the same pervert uncle from the girl's side, 2800 01:53:49,100 --> 01:53:51,600 who was matching steps with our old women. 2801 01:53:52,100 --> 01:53:52,970 This can't be. 2802 01:53:53,350 --> 01:53:55,640 Why, there's no pervert in your family? 2803 01:53:55,720 --> 01:53:57,640 There is a pervert, but we don't have an uncle. 2804 01:53:59,600 --> 01:54:00,970 Sat Sri Akal. 2805 01:54:01,520 --> 01:54:02,890 That's Raju's father. 2806 01:54:02,970 --> 01:54:03,470 Brother! 2807 01:54:03,520 --> 01:54:04,770 My brother-in-law. 2808 01:54:05,520 --> 01:54:08,220 Welcome back, Sub-Inspector Sher Singh! 2809 01:54:08,350 --> 01:54:10,600 So the cat's out of the bag, huh? 2810 01:54:11,100 --> 01:54:12,770 Kid, take his beard into custody. 2811 01:54:13,220 --> 01:54:14,890 The law demands evidence. 2812 01:54:15,140 --> 01:54:17,390 Brother... Brother, you're really alive? 2813 01:54:20,140 --> 01:54:22,220 Am I dreaming or what? 2814 01:54:22,270 --> 01:54:24,520 All dreams are already shattered. 2815 01:54:25,600 --> 01:54:27,470 Kartaar, did you kill your father? 2816 01:54:27,970 --> 01:54:30,020 I didn't kill him, I just kept him aside. 2817 01:54:30,100 --> 01:54:32,220 You keep mobiles aside, not fathers. 2818 01:54:32,350 --> 01:54:33,470 I don't disagree. 2819 01:54:33,600 --> 01:54:37,020 I thought I'll tell everyone about Dad after everything settles. 2820 01:54:37,100 --> 01:54:38,390 But Dad came forward on his own. 2821 01:54:38,470 --> 01:54:40,770 Come on, kid. Is this mango pickle jar? 2822 01:54:40,850 --> 01:54:43,390 That you just take out after six months? 2823 01:54:44,220 --> 01:54:46,350 It's my mistake, sir. 2824 01:54:47,100 --> 01:54:50,220 Actually, I was a spoiled brat. 2825 01:54:50,970 --> 01:54:53,850 It was only after my father went into a coma... 2826 01:54:54,350 --> 01:54:56,100 that I learned about responsibility. 2827 01:54:56,770 --> 01:54:58,720 But trying to fix everything, 2828 01:54:58,770 --> 01:55:00,520 I ended up ruining it all. 2829 01:55:00,770 --> 01:55:03,970 Forgive me, I lied to all of you. 2830 01:55:05,350 --> 01:55:07,970 Dad, please, forgive me. 2831 01:55:08,350 --> 01:55:09,720 I'm your useless son. 2832 01:55:10,020 --> 01:55:12,470 No. No, Kartaar. 2833 01:55:13,220 --> 01:55:14,970 You're not useless, I am. 2834 01:55:15,220 --> 01:55:17,270 I couldn't raise you the right way. 2835 01:55:17,600 --> 01:55:19,100 Someone rightly said, 2836 01:55:19,470 --> 01:55:21,520 "Knots tied by the hands must be untied by the teeth." 2837 01:55:21,850 --> 01:55:23,720 If I had been an honest man, 2838 01:55:24,140 --> 01:55:25,770 you would've become a capable man. 2839 01:55:25,850 --> 01:55:27,470 You'd have gotten this job on your merit. 2840 01:55:27,970 --> 01:55:30,970 You wouldn't have to do all this for this job. 2841 01:55:33,640 --> 01:55:36,470 DSP sir, this is our family matter. 2842 01:55:36,970 --> 01:55:39,600 We'll handle it ourselves. You can leave. 2843 01:55:40,140 --> 01:55:43,270 We didn't come here to congratulate, you idiot! 2844 01:55:43,350 --> 01:55:45,850 You'll be charged under Section 420. 2845 01:55:45,970 --> 01:55:47,470 You didn't take the law into your hands, 2846 01:55:47,520 --> 01:55:49,640 you picked the law up and made it sit on your lap. 2847 01:55:49,720 --> 01:55:50,350 Avtar! 2848 01:55:50,390 --> 01:55:51,100 Yes, sir. 2849 01:55:51,220 --> 01:55:52,720 Arrest him and bring him outside. 2850 01:55:52,770 --> 01:55:55,020 Sir, he was in a bad situation... 2851 01:55:55,100 --> 01:55:56,350 But he's not a bad person. 2852 01:55:56,470 --> 01:55:59,020 Believe me, after marriage I'll personally fix him. 2853 01:55:59,770 --> 01:56:01,600 And what about government reform homes? 2854 01:56:01,640 --> 01:56:03,390 Should we open poultry farms there? 2855 01:56:03,640 --> 01:56:06,520 Don't be hasty, ma'am. We'll send him back a reformed man. 2856 01:56:06,890 --> 01:56:08,350 Sir... 2857 01:56:08,970 --> 01:56:10,720 We have spent a lot of money on this. 2858 01:56:10,890 --> 01:56:13,220 Give us two hours, we'll finish all the wedding rituals. 2859 01:56:13,270 --> 01:56:16,270 Alright, we'll give you an hour and a half. 2860 01:56:16,350 --> 01:56:19,600 Finish the wedding stuff and come sit in the jeep. 2861 01:56:19,720 --> 01:56:21,020 Sir, we came in an Alto car. 2862 01:56:21,100 --> 01:56:22,470 How did so many people fit in an Alto? 2863 01:56:22,720 --> 01:56:23,890 We squeezed in somehow. 2864 01:56:23,970 --> 01:56:25,470 Then do we seat him on the roof? 2865 01:56:25,520 --> 01:56:26,770 No problem, one of you stay here. 2866 01:56:27,020 --> 01:56:29,470 Bring him along in a rickshaw. Make sure you come. 2867 01:56:29,890 --> 01:56:30,600 Yes, sir. 2868 01:56:30,640 --> 01:56:31,020 Sir... 2869 01:56:31,100 --> 01:56:32,720 Make him pay the 150,000 rupees he owes me. 2870 01:56:32,770 --> 01:56:34,770 No problem. I have a cheque of Bank of Beatings handy. 2871 01:56:34,850 --> 01:56:36,520 - I'll give it to you. Come along. - Okay, sir. 2872 01:56:36,970 --> 01:56:37,850 Sorry. 2873 01:56:38,720 --> 01:56:40,220 Let's get through this wedding first. 2874 01:56:40,270 --> 01:56:41,640 I'll deal with you later. 2875 01:56:42,970 --> 01:56:43,720 Let's go. 2876 01:56:45,720 --> 01:56:47,850 No, you don't need to grind it, just crush it roughly. 2877 01:56:47,890 --> 01:56:48,770 That's what I'm doing. 2878 01:56:48,850 --> 01:56:50,270 I'll make small packets and send them. 2879 01:56:53,470 --> 01:56:55,270 Sub-Inspector Kartaar Singh reporting, sir! 2880 01:56:55,520 --> 01:56:57,270 You wore the police uniform again, huh? 2881 01:56:57,350 --> 01:56:58,970 Haven't had enough prison food yet? 2882 01:56:59,100 --> 01:57:01,720 No sir, this time I studied, gave exams, 2883 01:57:01,850 --> 01:57:04,520 got recruited in the right manner, then wore the uniform. 2884 01:57:04,600 --> 01:57:05,600 Wow! 2885 01:57:06,520 --> 01:57:08,020 I am so glad! 2886 01:57:08,640 --> 01:57:11,020 Then truly... welcome to the force. 2887 01:57:11,270 --> 01:57:13,020 Thank you, sir, thank you. 2888 01:57:13,970 --> 01:57:15,140 Excuse me. 2889 01:57:15,520 --> 01:57:18,100 Sir, this time I saluted you before leaving. 2890 01:57:18,220 --> 01:57:20,100 No, this time I didn't stop you for the salute. 2891 01:57:20,470 --> 01:57:21,270 - Wait. - Yes, sir? 2892 01:57:21,720 --> 01:57:24,890 Staying in jail is bound to make anyone depressed. 2893 01:57:25,520 --> 01:57:28,140 Take this anti-depression packet. It'll help you. 2894 01:57:28,220 --> 01:57:30,100 Sir, I don't need this. 2895 01:57:30,140 --> 01:57:30,720 Why? 2896 01:57:30,770 --> 01:57:34,470 Sir, I've also started a "Medical Business" on the side. 2897 01:57:36,270 --> 01:57:38,600 Thank you sir, thank you! 2898 01:57:39,520 --> 01:57:40,850 - So good. - Sir! 2899 01:57:40,890 --> 01:57:42,350 I didn't call you back. 2900 01:57:42,470 --> 01:57:43,470 No, sir... 2901 01:57:46,640 --> 01:57:47,850 This is for you. 2902 01:57:50,350 --> 01:57:51,970 Hakim Kartaar Singh reporting, sir! 2903 01:57:52,470 --> 01:57:53,470 But what's this packet for? 2904 01:57:53,520 --> 01:57:58,470 Sir, these kinds of packets come in handy at your age. 2905 01:57:58,970 --> 01:57:59,970 It's potent! 2906 01:58:00,220 --> 01:58:01,970 Alright, Master, I'll get going now. 2907 01:58:04,100 --> 01:58:05,100 You rascal! 2908 01:58:14,100 --> 01:58:16,520 I fold my hands and beg to you, please, 2909 01:58:16,600 --> 01:58:19,140 You never listen, never agree with me. 2910 01:58:19,220 --> 01:58:22,350 Put the camera down, please, 2911 01:58:22,390 --> 01:58:24,720 Put the camera down, please, 2912 01:58:24,770 --> 01:58:27,350 Don't come home drunk, please. 2913 01:58:27,390 --> 01:58:29,720 You too stop making vlogs, I insist. 2914 01:58:29,770 --> 01:58:32,600 Don't come home drunk, please. 2915 01:58:32,720 --> 01:58:35,470 You too stop making vlogs, I insist. 2916 01:58:35,520 --> 01:58:38,640 Don't come home drunk, please. 2917 01:58:45,720 --> 01:58:48,720 People will call you names, 2918 01:58:48,850 --> 01:58:51,220 Bollywood guys will take me away. 2919 01:58:51,270 --> 01:58:53,970 People will call you names, 2920 01:58:54,020 --> 01:58:56,720 Bollywood guys will take me away. 2921 01:58:56,770 --> 01:58:59,520 Don't post reels like this, 2922 01:58:59,600 --> 01:59:01,970 Don't post reels like this, 2923 01:59:02,020 --> 01:59:04,640 Don't come home drunk, please. 2924 01:59:04,720 --> 01:59:07,270 You too stop making vlogs, I insist. 2925 01:59:07,350 --> 01:59:09,850 Don't come home drunk, please. 2926 01:59:09,970 --> 01:59:12,600 You too stop making vlogs, I insist. 2927 01:59:12,720 --> 01:59:16,470 Don't come home drunk, please. 2928 01:59:23,350 --> 01:59:25,970 I don't think you are going to stop any time soon, 2929 01:59:26,020 --> 01:59:28,520 My reach is growing wide too. 2930 01:59:28,600 --> 01:59:31,350 I don't think you are going to stop any time soon, 2931 01:59:31,390 --> 01:59:34,020 My reach is growing wide too. 2932 01:59:34,100 --> 01:59:36,970 Let your phone breathe, 2933 01:59:37,100 --> 01:59:39,100 Let your phone breathe, I insist. 2934 01:59:39,220 --> 01:59:41,850 Don't come home drunk, please. 2935 01:59:41,970 --> 01:59:44,720 You too stop making vlogs, I insist. 2936 01:59:44,770 --> 01:59:47,140 Don't come home drunk, please. 2937 01:59:47,220 --> 01:59:50,020 You too stop making vlogs, I insist. 2938 01:59:50,100 --> 01:59:53,810 Don't come home drunk, please.